PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

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RT was banned and taken off freeview in March 2022.

Perhaps you need to do a retune to update your EPG & channel listings.

Sorted. As it happens, we appear to have just 291 channels. Now what time is Mr Johnson on?

 

[stavros]

Now what time is Mr Johnson on?

What time he's scheduled to be on, and what time he actually arrives at the studio may not equate precisely.

 

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'Covid is nature's way of dealing with older people' agreed Boris Johnson & MPs | Covid Inquiry

 

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There are very many things from the inquiry that could go on this thread in addition to the various inquiry threads. Especially from Cummings evidence, including some of his written evidence that wasnt touched upon in Tuesdays hearing.

But now I am just going to post the last one that I put in the inquiry thread tonight.

Asking Vallance and Whitty what they thought of the special hairdryer!!!! Trump-tastic, although unlike Trump he didnt ask his officials about this sort of shit in public.

 

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The Daily Star noticed.

 

[krtek a houby]

Maybe blowing cocaine up the nose was an inspiration, allegedly

 

[stavros]

Nostril size largely governs whether you can fit a hairdryer up your nose.

 

[Ming]

The Daily Star noticed.

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Trolling the oiks again I would think. He knew it would leak. Just two fingers up to everyone.

 

[xenon]

Trolling the oiks again I would think. He knew it would leak. Just two fingers up to everyone.

I don’t think so. He is genuinely bumbling incompetent and arrogant. PPE, those fuck all about science and doesn’t have to stop and think because Chris through to these positions of power.

 

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I don’t think so. He is genuinely bumbling incompetent and arrogant. PPE, those fuck all about science and doesn’t have to stop and think because Chris through to these positions of power.

Agreed. It's on a par with Trump and drinking bleach (or whatever stupid thing it was he came out with)

 

[Cerv]

injecting bleach wasn't it?

 

[xenon]

injecting bleach wasn't it?

And somehow ingesting ultraviolet light. I think that was one of his other things. Trump. to be fair we all have these idiotic thoughts sometimes. But usually have the gumption to check it out or read something or at least not say them out loud. And they haven’t even put me in charge of anything.

 

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And somehow ingesting ultraviolet light. I think that was one of his other things. Trump. to be fair we all have these idiotic thoughts sometimes. But usually have the gumption to check it out or read something or at least not say them out loud. And they haven’t even put me in charge of anything.

"either through the skin or some other way"

I suspect the idea came to him as he imagined sticking a glowing globe up his ass, a thought the Saudis didnt relish with the same prospect during this mind meld of the idea.

 

[krtek a houby]

Agreed. It's on a par with Trump and drinking bleach (or whatever stupid thing it was he came out with)

Nuking hurricanes was another classic idea

 

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Boris used Henry hoover to suck out Covid virus insists GB News reporter

Images being circulated on social media of former prime minister Boris Johnson appearing to use his Henry hoover as a sex toy have been dismissed as a complete misunderstanding and the offending material should be withdrawn immediately insists GBNews reporter Jake Remo. Although the images...

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Although the images clearly show the ex PM performing an apparent sex act with the nozzle of his hoover the reason was not - as some people have implied - for sexual gratification but to suck out any potential Covid virus lurking in his rectum insisted Remo.

‘Yes, OK, so you can see the nozzle protruding from Boris’ back passage. And yes, there is the occasional thrusting movement….in/out in/out. And yes you can hear Boris sighing and then the images suddenly become blurred by something covering the lens', accepted Reno.

'But this use of a hoover is entirely for medical and health reasons and not some sort of depraved sex orgy or vacuum cleaner porn. The recording of the hoover incident was purely to help with medical research and was not intended for later recreational purposes.'

'This is the former prime minister we are talking about, not some deranged sex pervert who has no boundaries when it comes to sexual gratification', continued Reno. 'He would never have violated a hoover in that way. And certainly not with his own little Henry'.

The story has reappeared on social media following evidence heard at the Covid enquiry that the former PM once suggested a special hairdryer could be used up the nose to blow the Covid virus away.

But social media sceptics are saying the only blowing was done by a stressed looking Henry….and it certainly wasn’t up the nose.

 

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Having now heard a little of the covid enquiry, is there now a general consensus of opinion, even amongst many tories, that he was the worst prime minister ever.

 

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Having now heard a little of the covid enquiry, is there now a general consensus of opinion, even amongst many tories, that he was the worst prime minister ever.

What about Truss? Or does he win for having been in the position longer?

 

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Agreed. It's on a par with Trump and drinking bleach (or whatever stupid thing it was he came out with)

Tbf sticking a hairdryer won't kill you

 

[rubbershoes]

Tbf sticking a hairdryer won't kill you

Depends where. Sticking the nozzle 6 inches through the eye socket would hurt

 

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would get rid of any covid type germs in there though

 

[gosub]

would get rid of any covid type germs in there though

Black and decker paint stripper would

 

[Ax^]

amazing so maybe people died from covid seeming as he was blowing smoke up the nations arse for 6 years

 

[krtek a houby]

How he can get away with it, and have a career still, is mind boggling.

The same would happen if there was an inquiry into Trump's handling of covid in the US, no doubt.

 

[existentialist]

Black and decker paint stripper would

The queue to "cure" Johnston would go all the way around the block.

 

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What about Truss? Or does he win for having been in the position longer?

Good call. Many more people died under his watch. He has wasted sheds loads of cash whereas she didn't waste cash, just crashed the economy. She was absolutely committed to watch she was doing whereas he has be described as a trolley. I think truss cared, Johnson certainly didn't care about anyone except himself.

 

[gosub]

Having now heard a little of the covid enquiry, is there now a general consensus of opinion, even amongst many tories, that he was the worst prime minister ever.

In living memory maybe...Duke of Wellington is a long time dead

 

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[krtek a houby]

Fucking hell

 

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Extracts from WhatsApp that I've been sticking in the inquiry thread havent calmed down yet. Sticking one or two shorter extracts in threads like this one about specific individuals.

 

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