PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[DaveCinzano]

Which one

Where's danny la rouge with that Simpsons gif when you need it?

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[gosub]

Good job his job didn't involve tricky stuff like nuclear codes

 

[danny la rouge]

Where's danny la rouge with that Simpsons gif when you need it?

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[DaveCinzano]

Good job his job didn't involve tricky stuff like nuclear codes

 

[Sue]

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That's exactly how I imagined you tbh.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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danny la rouge doing his calisthenics this morning

 

[Voley]

That's exactly how I imagined you tbh.

We saw a similarly kilted fella on holiday a few weeks back and the effect on my other half was noticeable.

 

[quiet guy]

Best line from that is
Hallett desperately wants to see that Michael Fabricant nude for some reason.

 

[existentialist]

We saw a similarly kilted fella on holiday a few weeks back and the effect on my other half was noticeable.

I've never quite mustered up the hwyl to do the kilt thing. But I'd like to...

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

We saw a similarly kilted fella on holiday a few weeks back and the effect on my other half was noticeable.

Is ‘my other half’ your new wife or what you call your cock?

 

[Voley]

Is ‘my other half’ your new wife or what you call your cock?

Be a bit of a brag to call your cock your other half wouldn't it?

 

[A380]

 

[stavros]

Be a bit of a brag to call your cock your other half wouldn't it?

Carrie Johnson does it.

 

[Raheem]

If they took that phone to Madam Tussauds and held it up to the face of the Boris Johnson statue, that would probably unlock it.

 

[teqniq]

!0 days after a court order was issued that he hand the phone over he still hasn't. Definitely contempt of court. Will he be arrested? I love to see it but I think it's rather unlikely:

The Covid Inquiry Has Still Not Got All of Boris Johnson's WhatsApps – Byline Times

Boris Johnson's phone and WhatsApps still not handed to the Covid Inquiry ten days after High Court deadline

bylinetimes.com

 

[stavros]

As the Privileges Committee, and multiple other occasions in his life have proved, this doesn't mean it has actually happened.

 

[JimW]

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As the Privileges Committee, and multiple other occasions in his life have proved, this doesn't mean it has actually happened.

Misspelt redacted.

 

[Raheem]

He apparently used a "technical expert", which I think might mean a young relative with Photoshop.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

He apparently used a "technical expert", which I think might mean a young relative with Photoshop.

Probably bunged one of his kids fifty grand and/or a peerage to do the job.

 

[Maltin]

He apparently used a "technical expert", which I think might mean a young relative with Photoshop.

Perhaps This is why he paid Jennifer Arcuri.

 

[not-bono-ever]

I did mention earlier that that his phone had been hacked by someone using Pegasus, hence the suposed delay. true story

 

[Raheem]

I did mention earlier that that his phone had been hacked by someone using Pegasus, hence the suposed delay. true story

That would account for a least a couple of hours' delay.

 

[not-bono-ever]

i know but yeh

 

[hash tag]

How deep can he dig that hole

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Pickman's model]

is it true that she's boris johnson's bastard daughter? it can't be true that there's a superinjunction in place to hide this from the public

 

[teqniq]

is it true that she's boris johnson's bastard daughter? it can't be true that there's a superinjunction in place to hide this from the public

Everybody and their dog is speculating on Twitter that there must indeed be a superinjunction, and when you consider that none of the major news outlets are talking about her in that sense, maybe there's some truth in this.

 

[PR1Berske]

That could be a distraction. The main issue here is that a 30 year old has been appointed to the Lords for life, by a man who railed against "unelected Brussels" for his entire career. She could be his daughter, his lover, his fluffer for all I care. It's what she represents that truly stinks.