PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[teqniq]

But they've gotten away with it save for an acknowledgement that it did actually happen largely it would appear to the speaker Hoyle:

Johnson allies avoid punishment for interfering with Partygate inquiry

MPs take no further action as Partygate parliamentary proceedings conclude

www.theguardian.com

 

[planetgeli]

Odysseus. Fucking hell.

 

[teqniq]

Odysseus. Fucking hell.

The Graun has quite a funny take on that:

 

[two sheds]

Next child to be called Honest and Thisonesnotaliar after that

 

[Ming]

Definitely going to Eton then. Could you imagine how much shit the poor kid would get at a normal school when it got out what his middle name was.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Odysseus. Fucking hell.

He was going to call him Ulysses but predictive text kept substituting 'Useless'.

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[domestos]

Odysseus isn't actually that much of a surprise but Frank? Firstly it doesn't go with De Pfeffel and secondly, his old man may be many things but frank?

 

[ohmyliver]

Is the fact that the kid's initials are FAO Johnson a subtle attempt by Carrie to get him to be a better dad?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is the fact that the kid's initials are FAO Johnson a subtle attempt by Carrie to get him to be a better dad?

Well spotted!

 

[planetgeli]

Is the fact that the kid's initials are FAO Johnson a subtle attempt by Carrie to get him to be a better dad?

Bravo.

 

[teqniq]

Still hasn't handed his old phone in the excuses are sounding increasingly lame and it's more likely that there's some really damaging/embarrassing messages on it:

Boris Johnson still hasn't handed over his phone messages

'There's a view in Number 10 that some of these messages, seen in the cold light of day, are going to look appallingly insensitive.'

www.thelondoneconomic.com

 

[two sheds]

Lets hope he doesn't go for any voyages with his phone on the north sea.

 

[not-bono-ever]

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[not-bono-ever]

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[Elpenor]

Lets hope he doesn't go for any voyages with his phone on the north sea.

Would be a shame if he followed his phone under the waves to the bottom of the seabed

 

[teqniq]

Of course he can't:

Boris Johnson’s Covid WhatsApps: ex-PM ‘can’t remember iPhone password’

 

[Kaka Tim]

Of course he can't:

Boris Johnson’s Covid WhatsApps: ex-PM ‘can’t remember iPhone password’

It's blatantly "bojo69"

 

[Bingoman]

Of course he can't:

Boris Johnson’s Covid WhatsApps: ex-PM ‘can’t remember iPhone password’

Get someone who know to hack the phone?

it not something i would recommend normally but on this occasion then yes

 

[quiet guy]

It's blatantly "bojo69"

Liarliarpantsonfire1#

 

[Chz]

Liarliarpantsonfire1#

You know, given all we know about him, it's not that far fetched. I'm almost inclined to believe the fucker.

 

[ruffneck23]

Get someone who know to hack the phone?

it not something i would recommend normally but on this occasion then yes

Piers Morgan perhaps ?

 

[stavros]

 

[Artaxerxes]

Hell have had* an assortment of PAs looking after his phone for him and not know how to use the thing because that’s what people like him are fucking like

*you can interpret that how you like

 

[stavros]

Can Hallett report him to the police/CPS for withholding evidence? I don't know how much of a legal remit she has.

 

[two sheds]

No, I'm sorry you can't have my phone, no you're not entitled to see my phone, there's nothing of note on my phone, oooooooooooooooooh I've lost the password

 

[savoloysam]

He's got a bigger nose than Tony Blair and then some.

 

[DaveCinzano]

It's blatantly "bojo69"

No, it'll be something easy to remember, like his kid's birthday

 

[ruffneck23]

'BigDog1964' is surely worth a guess?

 

[Bingoman]

No, it'll be something easy to remember, like his kid's birthday

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