PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[DaveCinzano]

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

didn't someone say something about the labour person shouting no haivng to vote no making it 7?

 

[bluescreen]

I have no idea tbh, but Bill Cash and Desmond Swayne are absolutely no surprise. What's more interesting is that neither Rees-Mogg nor Dorries nor Lici turned up in the no lobby.

 

[ouirdeaux]

Now Andrew Bridgen, the anti-semitic disgraced former Tory MP, now the tin-hat wearing only MP for the Reclaim Party, is up and making a complete twat of himself

I am not sure that he can be said to be making a complete twat of himself. Surely he had already given abundant proof of the fact.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

As the report has been approved by 354 votes to 7 perhaps the BBC will no longer give air time to Johnson's useful idiots such as Gutless Hari and former UKIP Deputy Campbell Bannerman. The BBC constantly wheel them out and make their point of view appear much more widely supported than it really is

'balanced' reporting, innit.

 

[not-bono-ever]

and Ingerland won by 7 goals. For it was written

 

[gosub]

H9w does that work it was England's second innings today. Rain will make a draw of what could have been a good game

 

[Hollis]

I have no idea tbh, but Bill Cash and Desmond Swayne are absolutely no surprise. What's more interesting is that neither Rees-Mogg nor Dorries nor Lici turned up in the no lobby.

Per media Johnson told his supporters not to vote... easier to sustain a myth than be faced with the reality that he'd have still got very few votes..

 

[bluescreen]

Per media Johnson told his supporters not to vote... easier to sustain a myth than be faced with the reality that he'd have still got very few votes..

All plausible deniability innit.

And that's what Sunak's relying on too. Absolute wimps the lot of them.

 

[scalyboy]

The mp for Don Valley saying Johnson been punished enough

Don Valley MP is incorrect.

Only when ‘Boris’ is lashed to a 6’ x 4’ piece of MDF roped to the back end of an Uber, driven at breakneck speed to Parliament Square, pissing & befouling his strides in fear, roughly manhandled onto a makeshift gallows and strung up, dangling & choking, only to be unceremoniously cut down, whereupon his meat & veg are sliced off with a machete and burned in a brazier before his semi-comprehending eyes, his innards hauled out like a string of sausages and also burned to a crisp - only then can the nation say he has been sufficiently punished.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Don Valley MP is incorrect.

Only when ‘Boris’ is lashed to a 6’ x 4’ piece of MDF roped to the back end of an Uber, driven at breakneck speed to Parliament Square, pissing & befouling his strides in fear, roughly manhandled onto a makeshift gallows and strung up, dangling & choking, only to be unceremoniously cut down, whereupon his meat & veg are sliced off with a machete and burned in a brazier before his semi-comprehending eyes, his innards hauled out like a string of sausages and also burned to a crisp - only then can the nation say he has been sufficiently punished.

Never had you down as a bleeding heart liberal

 

[PR1Berske]

H9w does that work it was England's second innings today. Rain will make a draw of what could have been a good game

Don't allow scrutiny to shatter a good joke

 

[not a trot]

and Ingerland won by 7 goals. For it was written

And Saka, scored a hatrick.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Party never stops

 

[Mezzer]

Well, well, even The Telegraph has conceded:

Boris Johnson irrevocably corrupted the Tories – now, they’re rotten to the core

The Tories' bitterly deluded behaviour would be entertaining, if it weren't so tragic

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[teqniq]

Cowards:

Boris Johnson: MPs back Partygate report as just seven vote against

Only seven MPs vote against the report which found the former PM deliberately misled Parliament.

www.bbc.com

Though according to this I make it 289:

 

[two sheds]

Well, well, even The Telegraph has conceded:

Boris Johnson irrevocably corrupted the Tories – now, they’re rotten to the core

The Tories' bitterly deluded behaviour would be entertaining, if it weren't so tragic

www.telegraph.co.uk

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I don't understand where the figure of 7 comes from.

The Guardian reports 7 against and lists 6 Tories and the 2 Labour tellers as 'against', but the tellers are not counted in the official totals of those voting for or against the motion. The BBC reports 7, but only list 6 Tories.

WTF?

 

[brogdale]

I don't understand where the figure of 7 comes from.

The Guardian reports 7 against and lists 6 Tories and the 2 Labour tellers as 'against', but the tellers are not counted in the official totals of those voting for or against the motion. The BBC reports 7, but only list 6 Tories.

WTF?

The published numbers did not tally with those announced in the chamber.

Anyways, 6 or 7; still funny AF

 

[steveo87]

I don't understand where the figure of 7 comes from.

The Guardian reports 7 against and lists 6 Tories and the 2 Labour tellers as 'against', but the tellers are not counted in the official totals of those voting for or against the motion. The BBC reports 7, but only list 6 Tories.

WTF?

That one who joined the reform party maybe?

 

[ruffneck23]

I see my MP Paul Beresford decided not to vote.

i'm going to have to wake up properly before the next email gets written.

 

[cupid_stunt]

That one who joined the reform party maybe?

Andrew Bridgen voted 'for'.

 

[steveo87]

Andrew Bridgen voted 'for'.

Hypocritic.

(I mean, it's natural for a Tory. Especially an angry Tory)

 

[two sheds]

I wonder how many who voted 'for' (or 'against' for that matter) were at a sneaky party around that time.

 

[teqniq]

Cruddas has replies tuned off, it is not too difficult to see why:

 

[two sheds]

He was expecting the noose?

 

[domestos]

 

[A380]

 

[teqniq]

Nicked from Twitter:

 

[ruffneck23]