PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

Seven people supported Johnson despite all the evidence to the contrary. Incredible.

And, the funny thing is they voted against the report, despite Johnson asking his supporters not to do that, so basically they voted against him anyway, the loons.

 

[Artaxerxes]

It's just more evidence it takes far longer for the cunts to realise the fucking obvious

 

[ruffneck23]

And who are the magnificent 7?

I used that on twitter and didnt credit urban sorry..

 

[Bingoman]

Apparently the "no no no" was the Labour Chief Whip, who had to then vote against the report because of procedure.

Why?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

And, the funny thing is they voted against the report, despite Johnson asking his supporters not to do that, so basically they voted against him anyway, the loons.

Loons gotta loon.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

Why?

Because he yelled "No !" to force a vote so couldn't then walk into the Aye lobby. If that all sounds very silly... it's because it is.

 

[cupid_stunt]

The committee’s chair Harriet Harman warned that if left “unchecked”, the ex-PM’s “dishonesty” would have “contaminated the whole of government”, while her Labour colleague Dame Angela Eagle described his resignation last week as the “narcissistic howl of a man child who won’t see that he only has himself to blame”.

 

[domestos]

As the report has been approved by 354 votes to 7 perhaps the BBC will no longer give air time to Johnson's useful idiots such as Gutless Hari and former UKIP Deputy Campbell Bannerman. The BBC constantly wheel them out and make their point of view appear much more widely supported than it really is

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

happy birthday bozo

 

[Ax^]

so how was this a remainer plot to punish boris for brexit

 

[Ax^]

And who are the magnificent 7?

hmm aside from fabricunt and mad nads lets look at his honours list

 

[Storm Fox]

As the report has been approved by 354 votes to 7 perhaps the BBC will no longer give air time to Johnson's useful idiots such as Gutless Hari and former UKIP Deputy Campbell Bannerman. The BBC constantly wheel them out and make their point of view appear much more widely supported than it really is

 

[cupid_stunt]

happy birthday bozo

Oh, I had forgotten about it being his 59th birthday today, despite being the first to point that out on the thread over the weekend.

 

[bimble]

Seven is a properly embarrassing score, this is what he was hoping to avoid by asking his loyal followers to not vote against, so nobody could see how there’s only 7 of them.
Still, a crap catharsis. & a great day for the new PM and the party striding forward united, marvellous.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sam Coates on Sky News, 'another leaving do, but one he wasn't invited too'.

 

[bluescreen]

Seven is a properly embarrassing score, this is what he was hoping to avoid by asking his loyal followers to not vote against, so nobody could see how there’s only 7 of them.
Still, a crap catharsis. & a great day for the new PM and the party striding forward united, marvellous.

Sunak shamed by not taking part. May implicitly damned him.

He is such a wimp. It would have been easy for him to act the strong man again and again but his wimpishness is a gift to that master of strategy, er...

 

[DaveCinzano]

And who are the magnificent 7?

Dirty Half-Dozen



Nepotist, sexist, blimpish;
Bully, enforcer, chauvinist.

 

[domestos]

Sam Coates on Sky News, 'another leaving do, but one he wasn't invited too'.

He's good VFM. Thorough enjoy his shout outs at the crook as they leave 10 Downing St

 

[Sue]

Dirty Half-Dozen

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Only one I've heard of is Bill Cash and he's clearly mad as a box of frogs so...

 

[a_chap]

The seven have been revealed...

Spoiler

 

[bluescreen]

Lia Nici must have been the seventh.

 

[pesh]

 

[Fairweather]

Dirty Half-Dozen

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That Nick Fletcher is a right twat. MP for Don Valley FFS.

 

[bluescreen]

Unless it was Rees Mogg. Did he not vote??

 

[domestos]

Dirty Half-Dozen

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Where's Dorries?

 

[bluescreen]

Where's Dorries?

Obeying orders and not voting?

 

[ruffneck23]

Unless it was Rees Mogg. Did he not vote??

This is what we are investigating on twitter..

I dont think it was, he is a cowardly twat so abstained.

Might be wrong though.

 

[bluescreen]

According to Chris Bryant (I know I know)

The commons lists the following 6:
Joy Morrisey
Karl McCartney
Adam Holloway
Heather Wheeler
Nick Fletcher
Bill Cash
But they were joined by
Desmond Swayne

 

[DaveCinzano]

Only one I've heard of is Bill Cash and he's clearly mad as a box of frogs so...