PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

There'll be a "all those in favour" call at the end.

Yep, so it could be passed by that, but it seems a lot want a proper vote, so those that are against it are placed on record.

ETA - However the house is fast emptying, if members don't pile in at the end, it could just be the speaker left on her own in the house.

 

[Santino]

My understanding is that dividing the House to actually count the votes (rather than just everyone shouting in support of a bill) was pioneered during Henry VIII's reign so he could see who was actually supporting his attempts to annul his first marriage.

 

[bimble]

it’ll be nadine dorries and two or three other twats voting against, all the other tories abstaining then Johnson earning squillions for his doggerel & as an after dinner speaker regardless.

 

[cupid_stunt]

it’ll be nadine dorries and two or three other twats voting against, all the other tories abstaining then Johnson earning squillions for his doggerel & as an after dinner speaker regardless.

Deluded Dorries, the love sick puppy, hasn't even made an appearance yet.

Only three Tories have spoken in support of Johnson so far, a lot more have spoken in support of the report.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh. even madam deputy speaker has buggered off.

Another deputy has taken her place.

 

[Bingoman]

Oh God Andrew Bridgen is on his feet

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Notice Brave Sir RatFace has pretended to have more important things to do tonight.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Now Andrew Bridgen, the anti-semitic disgraced former Tory MP, now the tin-hat wearing only MP for the Reclaim Party, is up and making a complete twat of himself, and getting told off by the speaker.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Notice Brave Sir RatFace has pretended to have more important things to do tonight.

He's hosting a visit by the Swedish PM, perfect excuse to avoid all this.

 

[jakethesnake]

There's hardly any fucker there. What a farce

 

[Bingoman]

There's hardly any fucker there. What a farce

there is on the opposition benches

 

[jakethesnake]

there is on the opposition benches

Not when i looked just now

 

[cupid_stunt]

there is on the opposition benches

I've paused it for a head count, somewhere over 2 dozen, but not as many as 3 dozen, that's not many.

 

[Bingoman]

Maybe gone for a bit air and waiting to vote

 

[Ming]

And the actual solid negative consequences for BJ will be (drum roll)....nothing.

He doesn't do shame, guilt or remorse remember. People with narcissistic or anti-social personality disorders tend not to.

 

[brogdale]

Who decides whether they vote or not then?

they do, by either expressing a "No" opinion or not.

 

[cupid_stunt]

And the actual solid negative consequences for BJ will be (drum roll)....nothing.

I disagree, it further damages him amongst the general voting public, Tory voters, and even Tory members.

 

[bimble]

And the actual solid negative consequences for BJ will be (drum roll)....nothing.

He doesn't do shame, guilt or remorse remember. People with narcissistic and/or anti-social personality disorders tend not to.

I really don’t think it helps to medicalise this shit, at all. He’s fine, imo, he’s just an arsehole. ‘We’ voted him into office that’s the pathology.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Anyway, it must be getting near to the end now, before the house retires around 10.30 for the night, they still have some other business -

General debate on the UK tech industry - Rishi Sunak
Adjournment - Maintenance of Service Family Accommodation - Helen Morgan

https://www.parliament.uk/business/

 

[Ming]

I disagree, it further damages him amongst the general voting public, Tory voters, and even Tory members.

I really don’t think it helps to medicalise this shit, at all. He’s fine, imo, he’s just an arsehole. ‘We’ voted him into office that’s the pathology.

I think it does. I want people in positions of power screened for anti-social behavioural traits.
Also a lot of his voting block don't care about this type of behaviour. They actually find it endearing. Trump's lot are the same.

 

[bimble]

I want people in positions of power screened for anti-social behavioural traits.

Lol.
Agree that it’s what some people find attractive in him & trump, the being a selfish arse and getting away with it, they admire it, and like that these men will never tell you to eat your greens.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Yep, so it could be passed by that, but it seems a lot want a proper vote, so those that are against it are placed on record.

ETA - However the house is fast emptying, if members don't pile in at the end, it could just be the speaker left on her own in the house.

The number of people in the chamber doesn't necessarily indicate the number of people who are going to vote.

My understanding/very vague recollection of parliamentary procedure is that there's a division bell, and then they have to go through the lobbies to show their voting preference, so the vote takes places outside the chamber. They go into the Ayes or Nays lobbies, the whips act as tellers and tally the vote, then the speaker announces the result in the chamber. And when the division bell goes, that basically tells announces to anyone on the parliamentary estate that the vote's happening. So if MPs are in offices or bars or whatever, they can go and vote. They don't need to have attended the debate in order to vote, I don't think.

 

[spitfire]

I think some of the local pubs have bells in them as well.

 

[spitfire]

Bellends anyway...

 

[gosub]

There's hardly any fucker there. What a farce

Well as Boris is already gone is a bit debating what you want for breakfast this morning

 

[cupid_stunt]

The number of people in the chamber doesn't necessarily indicate the number of people who are going to vote.

My understanding/very vague recollection of parliamentary procedure is that there's a division bell, and then they have to go through the lobbies to show their voting preference, so the vote takes places outside the chamber. They go into the Ayes or Nays lobbies, the whips act as tellers and tally the vote, then the speaker announces the result in the chamber. And when the division bell goes, that basically tells announces to anyone on the parliamentary estate that the vote's happening. So if MPs are in offices or bars or whatever, they can go and vote. They don't need to have attended the debate in order to vote, I don't think.

Yes, you are correct, and I know that, but I am still surprised so few are in the house, particularly on the opposition benches.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I think some of the local pubs have bells in them as well.

Yes, I think you might be right, that rings a bell.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Love the way those who stood up and said they couldn't see evidence of Bozo lying to the house were themselves lying to the house

 

[brogdale]

Love the way those who stood up and said they couldn't see evidence of Bozo lying to the house were themselves lying to the house

Could only have been improved if they'd said that he had repeatedly assured them that...

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Love the way those who stood up and said they couldn't see evidence of Bozo lying to the house were themselves lying to the house

A lot of the new Tory intake do seem like they'd be challenged finding their arse with both hands tbh.