PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[WWWeed]

Do you think I can finally retire my 2012 sack Boris oyster card holder?

I get the impression he's like a cockroach and hard to kill off completely

 

[A380]

 

[Bingoman]

Those who are back Johnson in calling the Committee a kangaroo court and other such names and intimidation could they be in trouble with parliament?

 

[Kaka Tim]

Those who are back Johnson in calling the Committee a kangaroo court and other such names and intimidation could they be in trouble with parliament?

Looks that way. Committee says it will produce separate report on the matter.

 

[not-bono-ever]

His career is hanging by a thread, many would prefer by a rope. From a fucking lamppost

 

[Bingoman]

His career is hanging by a thread, many would prefer by a rope. From a fucking lamppost

sound like a lynch mob

 

[not-bono-ever]

He has however confirmed my long held view that the system is brimming with cunts and culling of the political class is required.

* It’s a joke officer

 

[hash tag]

His career is hanging by a thread, many would prefer by a rope. From a fucking lamppost

He should never ever got as high in politics as he did. That said, I would hope his career in politics is very definitely at an end.
He can fuck right off.

Oh what's that I hear, he is standing for mayor of London again?

 

[hash tag]

Is this being smug and rubbing the salt in.....I would love to see some of those people who only last week supporting him give their views now.

 

[gosub]

He should never ever got as high in politics as he did. That said, I would hope his career in politics is very definitely at an end.
He can fuck right off.

Oh what's that I hear, he is standing for mayor of London again?

Did hear speculation of him starting a new party with Nigel Farage.
.imagine what sort of plane crash that would be

 

[hash tag]

He should be banned from politics in any shape or form, for life, if not longer.

 

[Yossarian]

He should be banned from politics in any shape or form, for life, if not longer.

I'm normally against revoking citizenship but would not object to Johnson being deported back to the US

 

[steveo87]

So not Cincinnatus after all, perhaps Dolos is more apt.

Haha! Yes!!!

(Didn't Google that, promise)

 

[kenny g]

Skinned alive, rubbed in salt and then fed to maggots.

 

[agricola]

His career is hanging by a thread, many would prefer by a rope. From a fucking lamppost

piano wire is a thread

 

[Wilf]

Is this being smug and rubbing the salt in.....I would love to see some of those people who only last week supporting him give their views now.

Yeah, all those standing on the dignity of Parliament now, who were happy to see him pulling his brexit stunts against those self same "hallowed traditions' (lol).

 

[Wilf]

Did hear speculation of him starting a new party with Nigel Farage.
.imagine what sort of plane crash that would be

It'll be in his mind, but there'll be several layers of lizard brain calculation before he'd think about abandoning the Tories.

 

[Raheem]

Yeah, all those standing on the dignity of Parliament now, who were happy to see him pulling his brexit stunts against those self same "hallowed traditions' (lol).

Supportive, but not necessarily happy.

 

[Tanya1982]

Did hear speculation of him starting a new party with Nigel Farage.
.imagine what sort of plane crash that would be

Unfortunately, it might be one that takes off, and then crashes with quite a bit of damage trailed behind it.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

He's clearly not going to form a new party because he can't square 'man of the people forced out by the elite' with getting massive electoral humpings. I don't think he'll stand for election for anything unless he can wangle himself into a safe Tory seat.

 

[stavros]

He's clearly not going to form a new party because he can't square 'man of the people forced out by the elite' with getting massive electoral humpings. I don't think he'll stand for election for anything unless he can wangle himself into a safe Tory seat.

If Truss has put him in her resignation list would he get past the HoL vetting committee? There are some proper cunts in the upper House.

 

[hash tag]

If Truss has put him in her resignation list would he get past the HoL vetting committee? There are some proper cunts in parliament

Amended.

 

[TopCat]

Comeuppance at last!

 

[bimble]

Does this mean he has to pay back the quarter of a million of public money he used to pay his lawyers for this?

 

[steveo87]

OH BLOODY HELL!!!!

 

[A380]

 

[iveivan]

piano wire is a thread

zip wire too

 

[domestos]

Haha! Yes!!!

(Didn't Google that, promise)

Neither did I, Promise. (Boris Johnson-style denial)

 

[Storm Fox]

I think this Ben Jennings Cartoon hits the nail on the head.

 

[Sue]

He's clearly not going to form a new party because he can't square 'man of the people forced out by the elite' with getting massive electoral humpings. I don't think he'll stand for election for anything unless he can wangle himself into a safe Tory seat.

And because he's far too fucking lazy.