PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[T & P]

The deluded lying cunt has gone more Trumpian than Trump himself

 

[Ax^]

he should of released his 1700 world reply all in caps

also Boris would never admit to lying he does not feel accountable to anyone but himself and his eye he done no wrong

typical Psychopathy

 

[marty21]

Particularly like this bit:

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Totally fucking him off.

no more access to the stationery cupboard

 

[A380]

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Various (but not many) Johnson supporters trying to defend him and criticise the unfairness of it.

Brendan Clark-Smith claiming in the BBC that removing his access to the house of commons is like putting Johnson in the stocks and touring him round the country. Deluded!

 

[two sheds]

Various (but not many) Johnson supporters trying to defend him and criticise the unfairness of it.

Brendan Clark-Smith claiming in the BBC that removing his access to the house of commons is like putting Johnson in the stocks and touring him round the country. Deluded!

It's a thought though

 

[QueenOfGoths]

It's a thought though

Mmmm....I like your thinking!!

 

[two sheds]

A 38 Degrees petition "We agree with Brendan Clark-Smith's proposal of putting Boris Johnson in the stocks and touring him round the country."

 

[cupid_stunt]

Angela Rayner, 'he's acting like a pound-shop Trump.'

 

[Tropi]

A 38 Degrees petition "We agree with Brendan Clark-Smith's proposal of putting Boris Johnson in the stocks and touring him round the country."

Yes, please! In one of the boiling hot Boris buses! Where do I sign?

 

[spitfire]

A historian writes…

Would be a nice little side affect, make him even more unhappy.

 

[marty21]

If the 90 day suspension is voted through , it could still be amended to longer or shorter. Does it prevent him running for Parliament again , is a candidate banned from Parliament eligible to run as an MP?

 

[belboid]

No, they can't totally ban him. If he stood and won again somewhere he could return, tho I'm not sure if he'd need to do his 90 days first.

 

[Wilf]

This should piss off even more Tory MPs.



'Deranged conclusion is final-thrust of my political assassination': Read Boris Johnson's statement in full

At least he's managed to keep his dignity in tact.

 

[domestos]

So not Cincinnatus after all, perhaps Dolos is more apt. Hopefully a permanent goodbye to fake-floppy-haired fraud, Alexander Boris de ffuckwit Johnson

 

[Wilf]

Right so, if you elect a proven liar, populist and narcissist to high office... how will things turn out?

 

[marty21]

No, they can't totally ban him. If he stood and won again somewhere he could return, tho I'm not sure if he'd need to do his 90 days first.

There isn't any precedent for this , hence my confusion.

 

[T & P]

This should piss off even more Tory MPs.



'Deranged conclusion is final-thrust of my political assassination': Read Boris Johnson's statement in full

 

[cupid_stunt]

Labour's Angela Rayner does not hold back when giving her thoughts on former Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

As expected, some class remarks.

 

[cupid_stunt]

HIGNFY is going to be a must watch this week, last in the series, so fair play to the privileges committee for releasing their report in time for the show being recorded tonight.

 

[gosub]

At least he's managed to keep his dignity in tact.

Think its hanging by a thread

 

[MapWatcher]

HIGNFY is going to be a must watch this week, last in the series, so fair play to the privileges committee for releasing their report in time for the show being recorded tonight.

For some reason, I forgot today was Thursday

 

[Wilf]

Holders of high office need to behave with dignity respect and above all, honour. Mr Johnson has manifestly failed to uphold those high standards. If he gets away with this, the British Clown Society will be all the weaker.

 

[Wilf]

Anyway, I'm on my way to the pub with bad guts (too much info?). If I shit myself while pissed up it will be a fitting tribute to johnson's career.

 

[LDC]

As expected, some class remarks.

When she said, "Do the honorable thing..." for a moment I really thought she was going to say, "... and top himself."

 

[pbsmooth]

I hope he actually fucks off soon. Sunak and the current incompetent Tories must see it as a nice distraction I'd have thought.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Anyway, I'm on my way to the pub with bad guts (too much info?). If I shit myself while pissed up it will be a fitting tribute to johnson's career.

To do it properly make sure you furiously deny it and accuse anyone who mentions you've shit your pants of actually having shit their pants, so there.

 

[Wilf]

When she said, "Do the honorable thing..." for a moment I really thought she was going to say, "... and top himself."

By the by, it still brings me up short listening to an MP who has a normal accent.

 

[Wilf]

To do it properly make sure you furiously deny it and accuse anyone who mentions you've shit your pants of actually having shit their pants, so there.

'Look, no, gosh, I was repeatedly reassured... whereas the right hon member opposite stinks to high heaven...'

 

[Dystopiary]

Does that MP Dawn Butler get an apology then for getting kicked out the HoC for calling the liar a liar? I won't hold my breath.