PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[brogdale]

So when does this report emerge?

 

[cupid_stunt]

So when does this report emerge?

Sky News is saying at 9 am, sounds like they have a few bigwigs in to comment on the report when they get it.

 

[Ax^]

bring on the Tory back stabbing

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sky News is going to have on Chris Bryant - former chair of the privileges committee, Dominic Grieve - former attorney general, and Heseltine, who's always entertaining on the subject of Johnson.

Report was to recommend a 90 day suspension, instead he should not be entitled to a former member's pass to Parliament.

 

[kebabking]

90 days.

 

[cupid_stunt]

90 days.

Aye, I was just correcting my post, 90 days would have been amazing.

They didn't hold back at all From Sky News -

The key findings of the report - what you need to know​

After months of investigation, the report into whether Boris Johnson lied to parliament over Partygate has finally been published.
Mr Johnson sensationally resigned as a Conservative MP on Friday, accusing the investigation of amounting to a "witch hunt".
The report will ultimately decide whether the former prime minister lied to MPs over Partygate while he was in office.
Here, Sky News rounds up the key findings of the 108-page report:

• The investigation found that Boris Johnson did mislead parliament over Partygate;
• It recommended that Mr Johnson be suspended from the House for 90 days "for repeated contempts and for seeking to undermine the parliamentary process" - had he still been an MP;
• This was by deliberately misleading the House, the Privileges Committee, by breaching confidence and "undermining the democratic process of the house";
• The report also found Mr Johnson was "complicit in the campaign of abuse and attempted intimidation of the Committee";
• It added: "We recommend that he should not be entitled to a former Member's pass".

 

[Indeliblelink]

If anyone wants to wade through the whole report.

https://committees.parliament.uk/publications/40412/documents/197199/default/

 

[teqniq]

From the report:

 

[spitfire]

Just scanned the conclusions and it is pretty savage. He is Officially a Lying Wanker.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Ax^]

and the would of gotten away with it all if it was not for the meddling remainers..

 

[Ax^]

Just scanned the conclusions and it is pretty savage. He is Officially a Lying Wanker.

"but he is a character " half the British public repliede

 

[cupid_stunt]

This should piss off even more Tory MPs.

Boris Johnson has released a scathing 1,700 word statement on the Privileges Committee’s report into partygate describing the findings as “deranged” and “beneath contempt”.

'Deranged conclusion is final-thrust of my political assassination': Read Boris Johnson's statement in full

 

[Indeliblelink]

If he were to become an MP again in the future would he have to serve the 90 days?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Blustercunt, seen earlier today...

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

"but he is a character " half the British public repliede

Did they? This is essentially accepting his propaganda isn't it, from the other side of course but still accepting that for whatever reason people will just continue to vote for him. I really don't see it, even before he got kicked out his polling was dropping through the floor. I reckon as he is now he'd be a drag on the Tory vote not some magic vote winner.

 

[kenny g]

Not sure what "Bernard Jenkin’s nudist colonies" in Johnson's statement is about. Not sure I want to know either?

 

[spitfire]

This should piss off even more Tory MPs.



'Deranged conclusion is final-thrust of my political assassination': Read Boris Johnson's statement in full

Hahaha, he is absolutely livid.

From the Guardian live feed.

BJ: It is a measure of the Committee’s desperation that they are trying incompetently and absurdly to tie me to an illicit event – with an argument so threadbare that it belongs in one of Bernard Jenkin’s nudist colonies.

Graun: Jenkin is, or in the past used to be, a naturist.

 

[ruffneck23]

Aye, I was just correcting my post, 90 days would have been amazing.

They didn't hold back at all From Sky News -

The key findings of the report - what you need to know​

After months of investigation, the report into whether Boris Johnson lied to parliament over Partygate has finally been published.
Mr Johnson sensationally resigned as a Conservative MP on Friday, accusing the investigation of amounting to a "witch hunt".
The report will ultimately decide whether the former prime minister lied to MPs over Partygate while he was in office.
Here, Sky News rounds up the key findings of the 108-page report:

• The investigation found that Boris Johnson did mislead parliament over Partygate;
• It recommended that Mr Johnson be suspended from the House for 90 days "for repeated contempts and for seeking to undermine the parliamentary process" - had he still been an MP;
• This was by deliberately misleading the House, the Privileges Committee, by breaching confidence and "undermining the democratic process of the house";
• The report also found Mr Johnson was "complicit in the campaign of abuse and attempted intimidation of the Committee";
• It added: "We recommend that he should not be entitled to a former Member's pass".

Lovely...

 

[kenny g]

Not sure what "Bernard Jenkin’s nudist colonies" in Johnson's statement is about. Not sure I want to know either?

Aha. Boris is dragging up this piffle. https://archive.md/O1hft

What a thoroughly nasty man.

 

[Ax^]

hey I always thought he was lying cockwomble

but you forget how entrenched some voter are at this point all he has to do is mention it a remainer plot and you get the dippy express/GB news/mail type taking the bait hock line and sinker

 

[existentialist]

bring on the Tory back stabbing

I think Johnston has secured the monopoly on that.

 

[bluescreen]

It'll be interesting to see how many MPs vote against accepting the report. (Not many, I guess.)

 

[kabbes]

The committee hasn’t minced their words. It’s an unequivocal kicking.

 

[marty21]

Just read summaries - it is quite damning of him - at the time, if he'd just held his hands up, said he'd fucked up, he was under a lot of pressure - the strain of running the country in a pandemic, all this wouldn't have happened - people would have shrugged their shoulders - it's just bumbling Boris being bumbling , and he'd probably still be in power. Instead he lied, the lies brought him down. It was very Trump-like - just deny deny deny until they go away.

 

[two sheds]

Shame his statement isn't taken as Contempt of Parliament with a spell in pokey

 

[andysays]

If he were to become an MP again in the future would he have to serve the 90 days?

that's what I was wondering

 

[andysays]

Just read summaries - it is quite damning of him - at the time, if he'd just held his hands up, said he'd fucked up, he was under a lot of pressure - the strain of running the country in a pandemic, all this wouldn't have happened - people would have shrugged their shoulders - it's just bumbling Boris being bumbling , and he'd probably still be in power. Instead he lied, the lies brought him down. It was very Trump-like - just deny deny deny until they go away.

it was lying about Watergate that brought Nixon down, so I guess Johnson is in good company

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Particularly like this bit:





Totally fucking him off.

 

[cupid_stunt]

This should piss off even more Tory MPs.

'Deranged conclusion is final-thrust of my political assassination': Read Boris Johnson's statement in full

Finally read this, it's laughable, especially how it concludes.

This is a dreadful day for MPs and for democracy. This decision means that no MP is free from vendetta, or expulsion on trumped up charges by a tiny minority who want to see him or her gone from the Commons.

I do not have the slightest contempt for parliament, or for the important work that should be done by the Privileges Committee. But for the Privileges Committee to use its prerogatives in this anti-democratic way, to bring about what is intended to be the final knife-thrust in a protracted political assassination – that is beneath contempt.

It is for the people of this country to decide who sits in parliament, not Harriet Harman.

Ignoring that facts that this report is subject to a vote in the Commons, so it'll not be 'a tiny minority' taking the final decision, but a massive majority, and still blaming Harriet Harman, when the report was unanimously agreed and it has a Tory majority.

He's living in an alternative reality, he's a baby Trump.