PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[two sheds]

That works in my garden, too only way to get reception

 

[Ax^]

watching the news today and watching Boris supporters who've been in government for year some with lord titles and Knighthood saying the establishment was out to get Boris for brexit


will you fuck off already with the American conpriscy ballocks expect his attempt to return to politic after the next election on a "drain the swamp" ticket

Oxford educated posh with rich cunt complaining about the establishment

the mind fucking boggles

 

[savoloysam]

watching the news today and watching Boris supporters who've been in government for year some with lord titles and Knighthood saying the establishment was out to get Boris for brexit


will you fuck off already with the American conpriscy ballocks expect his attempt to return to politic after the next election on a "drain the swamp" ticket

Oxford educated posh with rich cunt complaining about the establishment

the mind fucking boggles

Him and his hardcore fans are "narcopaths" Boris especially will do everything he possibly can to retain some form of political power because why the fuck would a baboon like him with shit loads of contacts that could earn him Dodgy millions move on when he can be a MP with his face in the news everyday for a circa £80,000 salary?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Times letters: Boris Johnson, the scoundrel who squandered respect for Britain

Sir, Max Hastings comments that Boris Johnson has yet again wrenched the headlines back to himself with his resignation as an MP and his challenge to the futu

www.thetimes.co.uk

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[FridgeMagnet]

You'd think after seventeen years he'd have worked out that producing delusional upper class twits was the job. Sounds like he did it very well.

 

[eatmorecheese]

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Times letters: Boris Johnson, the scoundrel who squandered respect for Britain

Sir, Max Hastings comments that Boris Johnson has yet again wrenched the headlines back to himself with his resignation as an MP and his challenge to the futu

www.thetimes.co.uk

Via

Archived

It's the entitled assumption in the first sentence of that letter that's the fucking problem tbh.

 

[bimble]

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Times letters: Boris Johnson, the scoundrel who squandered respect for Britain

Sir, Max Hastings comments that Boris Johnson has yet again wrenched the headlines back to himself with his resignation as an MP and his challenge to the futu

www.thetimes.co.uk

Via

Archived

That’s a good letter but the bigger issue isn’t Eton its that normal people in this country all sorts of people, were well impressed by Boris Johnson and fell for it or were entertained by it and so gave him everything he wanted. That’s the bigger problem imo.

 

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[Elpenor]

I’ve long thought that attendance at Eton or studying PPE should rule the person out of holding any form of public office

 

[A380]

I’ve long thought that attendance at Eton or studying PPE should rule the person out of holding any form of public office

I disagree. I think there is a place for them in public life.[

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[stavros]

I’ve long thought that attendance at Eton or studying PPE should rule the person out of holding any form of public office

The government certainly studied PPE, and particularly how they could enrich their friends and donors who were potential suppliers of PPE.

 

[tim]

At his local lodge, you mean?

Beavers live in lodges; foxes live in dens

 

[Ming]

I disagree. I think there is a place for them in public life.[

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That's a useful essential job though. I don't think it'd suit them.

 

[Dom Traynor]

I disagree. I think there is a place for them in public life.[

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They are producers of garbage.

 

[The39thStep]

Brought a smile to my face

 

[chainsawjob]

 

[two sheds]

The dog doesn't deserve that

 

[danny la rouge]

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Considers explaining what the zen understanding of karma actually is compared with the New Age/everyday language understanding. Decides just to smile at the joke anyway.

 

[steveo87]

Considers explaining what the zen understanding of karma actually is compared with the New Age/everyday language understanding. Decides just to smile at the joke anyway.

That's not the Urban way!!!

 

[chainsawjob]

The dog doesn't deserve that

My thoughts exactly, almost said so!

 

[Ax^]

Considers explaining what the zen understanding of karma actually is compared with the New Age/everyday language understanding. Decides just to smile at the joke anyway.

to busy hypnotising the dog

 

[danny la rouge]

to busy hypnotising the dog

The dog needs our compassion.

 

[Dom Traynor]

The dogs got a sore back.

 

[stavros]

Brought a smile to my face

Interesting fact: Henry Hill is the deputy editor of Conservative Home.

 

[Lurdan]

private eye

 

[Cerv]

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Boris Johnson found to have committed ‘multiple’ contempts of parliament​

MPs due to publish on Thursday their report into former PM’s conduct in partygate scandal

Investigation finds pope did shit in the woods.

But I chuckled at this part, in reference to his antics last week:

“Disclosing the outcome of the inquiry is itself a contempt of parliament. It is clear cut, it does not require further investigation.”

 

[two sheds]

Perhaps that's why Dorries just resigned without saying why.

 

[brogdale]

Johnson lied?

 

[two sheds]

I think he edged on the truth by disclosing the outcome of the inquiry

 

[cupid_stunt]

Johnson's using distraction techniques again.

Boris Johnson has called for a Conservative MP on the privileges committee to resign as a furious blue-on-blue row erupted on the eve of a long-awaited report that will find he misled parliament over Partygate.

In an attempt to disparage the findings of the report, Johnson called allegations that Bernard Jenkin attended a birthday drinks in parliament during Covid restrictions a “total contempt of parliament” and said he has “no choice” but to recuse himself from the panel.

The move was called “utterly desperate” by senior Tories who believe the storm was blown up by Johnson to undermine the privileges committee’s damning findings against him, which are set to be published on Thursday.

Ignoring the fact that the privileges committee inquiry was not about him attending parties, but about if he had lied to parliament, something completely different, but never mind, look over there.

I love this quote -

Some Tory MPs reacted with fury, believing Johnson had engineered the new claims emerging about Jenkin to derail the privileges committee investigation. One said: “Boris will desperately be opening his little black book and desperately trying to cast aspersions elsewhere. He would burn parliament to the ground around him.” Another added: “We’re not far off him asking Andrew Bridgen for his tinfoil hat supplier.”

Boris Johnson calls for Tory MP on privileges committee to resign

Former PM targets Bernard Jenkin over allegations that he attended birthday drinks during Covid restrictions

www.theguardian.com