PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[pbsmooth]

Yes this honours thing is disgusting. The ultimate snouts in the trough. Does the clown actually have to say why these people get nominated or is it just entirely at his own choosing?

 

[mojo pixy]

The PM's honours system has always been disgusting, I suppose it's good that this idea is gaining traction because of bollockface, but nothing is different now from previously. It's always been about favours for mates.

 

[weltweit]

There was a rumour that Boris was planning to send his dad to the Lords, ridiculous!

It seems he has backed down from that, thank goodness for small mercies.

 

[bluescreen]

As I understand it the HoL Appointments Commission rejected about half of his nominations and I expect Stanley was among them.

 

[quiet guy]

So Jacob Rees Mogg is to get a nighthood, what the fuck for?

Services to the 1800's

 

[two sheds]

Wankers who lie on benches, and lie and lie and lie ...

 

[tony.c]

Radio 4 Any Questions' audience burst into prolonged applause and cheering on being told of resignation.

BBC Audience Applauds And Cheers After Being Told Boris Johnson Had Resigned

Any Questions presenter Alex Forsyth revealed the breaking news during last night's programme.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fuck Chris Bryant too.

The enjoyment of seeing Johnson slink off is rather spoiled by all the loathsome shites cheering, many of them who have crimes against their own names.

Oh, I don't know, I am rather enjoying the blue-on-blue cunt-on-cunt attacks, such as Alastair Campbell, as pot to kettle, saying, 'the sooner this turd is flushed down the toilet the better.'

 

[Storm Fox]

Radio 4 Any Questions' audience burst into prolonged applause and cheering on being told of resignation.

BBC Audience Applauds And Cheers After Being Told Boris Johnson Had Resigned

Any Questions presenter Alex Forsyth revealed the breaking news during last night's programme.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Obligatory meme.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Obligatory meme.

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PRINCE GEORGE: They love me! They were cheering "We hail the Prince!"
BLACKADDER: I think you'll find they were chanting "We hate the Prince."

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I know you're not posting that out tweet out of any support PT but fuck that cunt - he did more harm then Johnson - as many of the replies to the tweet make clear

absolutely.

i'm on team 'they are all a bunch of cunts' in case anyone was in any doubt.

just find it amusing when one tory cunt calls another tory cunt a cunt, and then other tory cunts pop up and call the first tory cunt a cunt and so on

 

[Smangus]

 

[Kaka Tim]

more fun. nigel adams - mp for selby - has now stood down with immedaite affect.

Its just shithousery for the sake of it isnt it?

20,000 tory majority in deepest brexit land.

 

[Bingoman]

Just a of curiosity what would happen if more MPs quit with immediate effect by the end of the weekend, what then ?

 

[PR1Berske]

Just a of curiosity what would happen if more MPs quit with immediate effect by the end of the weekend, what then ?

It'd start to look like a "vote of confidence". Could cause Labour to move some troublesome motions to smoke out any further rebels. In terms of by-elections, all parties struggle with stretching resources thin so they might not want to have much more on the same day (for tactical reasons I wonder how many the Tories want to have on the same day)

 

[kebabking]

Just a of curiosity what would happen if more MPs quit with immediate effect by the end of the weekend, what then ?

Just a load of by-elections, up to the point where the govt loses its majority. So 80 or so.

There's a question about what happens politically when 40+ Tory MPs all resign their seats in a week, with the solid understanding that 35 or so will be replaced by Lab/LD MP's - Sunak resigning as Tory leader, words of advice from the palace etc.. but that's tea leaves stuff.

 

[Bingoman]

Things could get a lot more interesting

 

[DaveCinzano]

What a childishly petulant, entitled floppy-haired little cunt he is

 

[ska invita]

Things could get a lot more interesting

Does that damage #10? Seems to help sunak by getting rid of awkward back bench MPs?

 

[two sheds]

Radio 4 Any Questions' audience burst into prolonged applause and cheering on being told of resignation.

BBC Audience Applauds And Cheers After Being Told Boris Johnson Had Resigned

Any Questions presenter Alex Forsyth revealed the breaking news during last night's programme.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

They're just a Kangaroo Court of Remainers

 

[SpookyFrank]

Does that damage #10? Seems to help sunak by getting rid of awkward back bench MPs?

I don't think it's likely anyway. Most of them wouldn't know loyalty if you tied it to the back of a shovel and hit them in the face with it, any more than Johnson himself would.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Does that damage #10? Seems to help sunak by getting rid of awkward back bench MPs?

It's not a good look for him if he loses a load of by-elections is it. I'm sure he's quite happy to be rid of Nadine Dorries and that other nobody but there's a price for it

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I don't think it's likely anyway. Most of them wouldn't know loyalty if you tied it to the back of a shovel and hit them in the face with it, any more than Johnson himself would.

It's not so much loyalty as spite though and they know all about that.

 

[ska invita]

It's not a good look for him if he loses a load of by-elections is it. I'm sure he's quite happy to be rid of Nadine Dorries and that other nobody but there's a price for i

True, but most of these seats look pretty solid

 

[PR1Berske]

True, but most of these seats look pretty solid

Force Conservative HQ to spend tens of thousands on unnecessary by-elections and you'll soon hear from No 10 about peace offerings.

 

[cupid_stunt]

True, but most of these seats look pretty solid

Electoral calculus seems to disagree on 2 out of the 3, their predictions are -

Johnson's Uxbridge and South Ruislip 78% chance of a Labour win, 22% Tories.

Adams' Selby and Ainsty 55% chance of a Labour win, 45% Tories.

Dorries' Mid Bedfordshire 55% chance of a Tory win, 45% Labour.

 

[gosub]

Force Conservative HQ to spend tens of thousands on unnecessary by-elections and you'll soon hear from No 10 about peace offerings.

What's the point?

He admitted he misled the house, all be it unintentionally (though quite how you don't know that parties you've attended breach rules you've signed off IDK). The police issued fines including to him , for him to say there is no evidence in his petulant goodbye statement...He's on another planet.

Or maybe he's right it's been a conspiracy to undermine him...the evidence though doesn't point to remainers ...maybe he should start with that MP whom painfully described his mother's cremation

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

"If I can't be prime minister, no-one can"

Boris Johnson is the thinnest skinned man-child this side of the Atlantic.

 

[BusLanes]

I think Labour could win all three but I'm not convinced they can win all three at the same time.

 

[bluescreen]

Fwiw, there are several things that maybe aren't massive in themselves but taken together can make a difference:

• by-elections are a chance to make a protest without fear of consequence. The govt's HoC majority is safe whatever happens so it's a good opportunity for disaffected tory voters to give them a good kicking
• turnout is anyone's guess what with voter ID nonsense and general disaffectedness
• in any case Tory membership is at an all time low and these are hardly inspiring circumstances. Even ardent Brexiteers must be losing heart. Although they'll be shipping in volunteers from all over, there will be an unprecedented lack of local knowledge to make best use of it.