DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
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PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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sealion
Conformity is the last refuge of the unimaginitive
If i wasn't so nicely stoned after an afternoon on some fucking mavellous highgrade and earthgrown herb from Westmoreland in Jamaica i'd have really layed into him then dumped and deleted it. I refuse to let these cunts make me angry or affect my day for more than a few minutes then i delete it. If i don't delete i'm going around angry. upset and looking to thump something. I flatly refuse to let them get me emotional about them. They'll never get to me or beat me into submission. They couldn't do it to my irish parents nor our west indian neighbours and friends and they won't do it to me and my loved ones now.but apart from that...
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
He'll be back though won't he, spilling his meretricious verbiage over the likes of the Daily Heil and its credulous readers, and trousering obscene sums for the privilege. He'll be yapping away on any television show that will have him either side of the pond. Some people lap it up. As Ax^ says, people are fucking weird.
sealion
Conformity is the last refuge of the unimaginitive
True but not so much now i think. It has also shown him up to be a cunt. Everyone in the world can see it. Even young people see him as a cunt and they don't forget. My son was calling him an evil cunt at the age of 18, he's 24 now and thinks the same/ He won't be voting for the tories. They brought young people brexit, the virus and now the finalee- Bozo the posh clown show- There is hope!
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Ax^
Silly Rabbit
aye the young can see thru his bullshit
plenty of older people who still think the cunt has leg as a politician
normally amongst the normal tory and centralist types
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
not really.
But possibly diminishing returns . Hes not the standard bearer for brexit torys anymore - braverman and badenoch and others are coming through and are clearly the future for the headbangers. Beyond his fan base I see can people getting increasingly bored of him. Hes of diminishing importance and influence. Im thinking similar to Enoch Powell once he'd left the tory party. occaionaly wheeled out on question time (and getting booed) and tossing off articles for the specatator and mail. Hopefully he continunes trying to come back and falling flat on his face.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Sorry, I was unclear - I only meant 'back polluting the media with his massive ego'. I can't see him returning to the HoC any time soon.
agricola
a genuine importer of owls
Not sure about any of that - Braverman and Badenoch are nonentities who achieved prominence because they appealed to that constituency when there was not much else on offer, and Enoch hung around because he was a substantial figure in his own right (way more than Johnson is).
Johnson's only hope is to do the Trump playbook and threaten to destroy the Tory Party if his demands are not met. This does work in a party filled with cravens (like the GOP), but its perhaps less likely to work with the Tories who may accept the loss if it means getting rid of the Truss / Johnson shower once and for all. Just standing up to him is already starting to work for Sunak.
T & P
|-o-| (-o-) |-o-|
I for one wish he’ll be invited again to host another HIGNFY episode, and he’ll accept.
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
I regret ST: Picard S3 never gave us a new facepalm.
There are still Truss' "honours" to come. One for Alexander de ffuckwit johnson perhaps?
gosub
~#
Lord Johnson would go very well with his new moat
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
dunno.
would her list have gone in already, and if so, can she change it now? would have thought at the time she resigned as PM, there was still a chance of that twat johnson getting another chance at being PM and putting him in the lords would have buggered that.
Rob Ray
Weight is meaningless
They must've been fuming that he waited until after the scripts were confirmed for the week to announce he was going.
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
No Lord Matt Wanksock of West Suffolk?
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
While it's nice to see all the infighting I think it's prudent to remind ourselves that they are still all Tories. It's just BJ has lost his use. I saw Michael Heseltine lambasting BJ today (he did try to help Liverpool against 'managed decline' in the 80's).
But here's a member of his generation of the scum.
But here's a member of his generation of the scum.
andysays
Love and solidarity
And so the comeback begins...
Interesting that Rees-Mogg suggests it would be a hypothetical attempt to block which would be the problem rather than the (still hypothetical) attempt to stand...
Don't block Boris Johnson returning to Parliament, Jacob Rees-Mogg warns Tories
Interesting that Rees-Mogg suggests it would be a hypothetical attempt to block which would be the problem rather than the (still hypothetical) attempt to stand...
chainsawjob
Kipping in the dunes
Heard the news yesterday, just came to post...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
agricola
a genuine importer of owls
TBF the threat is the important thing, not its nature - either you give in to us or we will tear the party apart, and it will be your fault if we do.
Lurdan
old wave
Long report in the Sunday Times of how Boris and Doris (plus 'spare prick') threw themselves out of the pram.
Boris Johnson goes down swinging: ‘These people are only in parliament because of me’ (archived)
Just how did a polite meeting with the PM over honours descend into chaos and lead to Boris Johnson’s dramatic resignation?
Boris Johnson goes down swinging: ‘These people are only in parliament because of me’ (archived)
Just how did a polite meeting with the PM over honours descend into chaos and lead to Boris Johnson’s dramatic resignation?
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
Rubbish! I tick all those boxes and he does not appeal to me.
Let's have a song to cement our bricks of by-election joy.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Wouldn't we have expected someone else to jump by now, for the Sunday morning talkies?
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
The likely third, as a sitting MP on Johnson's original list for HoL, is Alok Sharma but I don't think histrionics are his style. Sunak would probably send him upstairs anyway.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Or wolves or bears, it will give a different perspective on getting their teeth into the important issues
Thesaint
Active Member
Services to the 18th century?
gosub
~#
Cos without a knighthood Sir Jacob looks like he's channeling Terry Thomas
Elpenor
a clown’s heart and a mandolin
Having been in charge of COP 26 he is probably lined up for a similar envoy role or something similar.
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