PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[gosub]

Bi-elections

Boris and Doris are gone not transitioning

 

[steveo87]

Braverman: READ THE ROOM

 

[A380]

A very long, angry statement:

His natural grave and honour shining through there.

Please please please let him set up his own party.

 

[Cerv]

I'm guessing he wasn't allowed to name himself in his honours list.

but by convention former PMs get a knighthood.

his may be lost in the post

 

[Dystopiary]

I'd celebrate if someone did a Leon Czolgosz (RIP).

 

[not a trot]

Spending more time with his family no doubt

Well it wouldn't be his barber.

 

[Lord Camomile]

A very long, angry statement:

In a tribute to the man himself, I shall not be doing the reading.

 

[spitfire]

How is this a victory? The fat cunt has murdered 200000 and gotten off by walking away. No doubt into a cosy cynosure or gig somewhere. Britain is a fucking joke. He should be fucking hanging from a tree

You’re absolutely right but also

Hahahahahahahahahaa

 

[domestos]

Final stab in the front from Johnson to Sunak. A couple of the rats gone then and none to soon.

 

[Cerv]

fami

suspicious to both quit on the same day.
him and Dorries running off to start another one together?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

but by convention former PMs get a knighthood.

his may be lost in the post

gordon brown hasn't got one yet, neither has hamface

 

[two sheds]

How is this a victory? The fat cunt has murdered 200000 and gotten off by walking away. No doubt into a cosy cynosure or gig somewhere. Britain is a fucking joke. He should be fucking hanging from a tree

yeh that was never going to happen though

 

[brogdale]

Craven, murderous, psychopathic cunt.

 

[domestos]

Spending more time with his family no doubt

Oh all right I'll go for it. Which one?

 

[PR1Berske]

suspicious to both quit on the same day.
him and Dorries running off to start another one together?

They'll be doing a podcast by August.

 

[PR1Berske]

Braverman: READ THE ROOM

Vladimir, stand close to a window NOW.

 

[Tanya1982]

Mebbes the King could just say, Nah, not doing it now?

But he won't.

His own nephew is on the list, so no, he won’t. Incestuous sham. These aren’t honours, they are insults.

Good news for now anyway, but BJ doesn’t flush, so I’ll wait to see the full state of the pan before deciding whether to be pleased or apprehensive.

 

[Bingoman]

Are we expecting anymore Tory MPs triggering by elections over the weekend or is that it?

 

[A380]

Craven, murderous, psychopathic cunt.

Get off the fence you liberal.

 

[PR1Berske]

Are we expecting anymore Tory MPs triggering by elections over the weekend or is that it?

I wonder if the Sunday papers will have any surprises. They often do during moments like his.

 

[domestos]

Are we expecting anymore Tory MPs triggering by elections over the weekend or is that it?

The red wall tory MPs aren't going anywhere soon thats for sure.

 

[ash]

Spending more time with his family no doubt

Families

 

[Karl Masks]

yeh that was never going to happen though

of course not. Now, yet again, he will be rewarded for being an irresponsible cunt. I hope he dies in a fucking car crash

 

[domestos]

Craven, murderous, psychopathic cunt.

That's what Johnson wrote on his CV for Tory Party Leader. He was a shoe in

 

[Kaka Tim]

according to johson - "its an undemocratic stich up which is all part of plot to reverse brexit. there is not a shred of evidence that he misled parliament. " I doubt he beilives a word of that . Its a shameless appeal to the swivel eyed within the tory party in a bid to fuck sunack. PLus gives him an audience and keeps him in the news.
Really just a question of how badly it damages the tories.
Looks like he might try to get nominated for nadines old seat - not sure weather that will happen - hiliarious.
Proper pop corn/deck chair stuff. Maybe he will lead a march of the gammons on number 10?

 

[brogdale]

And Corbyn is still an MP.

 

[manji]

I think we need to keep an eye on Rees-Mogg National Conservatives full on very right wing populist. TBF like most EU countries

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Karl Masks]

A very long, angry statement:

"at least for now"

opportunistic cunt. Self aggrandizing piece of shit. All about him. He's the victim. Not the thousands who watched loved ones die on zoom. Not minimum wage workers risking their lives to get us food while his mates egged on conspiratwats that attacked them for wearing masks.

Fucking hell. The state of this shambolic country

 

[steveo87]

So bloke on the BBC has said there's chance another two may go tonight....