PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Six minutes isn't much of a fight is it?



(Has this been verified btw?)

 

[skyscraper101]

Boris Johnson steps down as MP with immediate effect Boris Johnson steps down as MP with immediate effect

 

[Santino]

Lots of journalists on twitter reporting it.

 

[belboid]

Ohh fucking yes.

 

[Karl Masks]

Sunak is such a weak willed cunt

 

[two sheds]

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

 

[gosub]

Spending more time with his family no doubt

 

[Bingoman]

By election incoming

 

[gosub]

By election incoming

By election(s)

 

[agricola]

By election(s)

Bi-elections

 

[Kaka Tim]

Hes blaming harriet harman forcing him out "undemocratically"! Looks like the comittee was about to find he lied and recomend suspension - which could have meant a bi-election - but hes too chicken to fight it.

Anyway - fuck off you toxic clown and then fuck off some more

ETA - looks like hes declaring war on sunak as well.

good stuff all round really.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Spending more time with his family no doubt

Which one?

 

[Bingoman]

By election(s)

Well yeah I was more think of Boriss seat

 

[a_chap]

Is there any way - any way at all - that this can nullify his odious Resignation Honours' list???

Please.

 

[bluescreen]

Is there any way - any way at all - that this can nullify his odious Resignation Honours' list???

Please.

Mebbes the King could just say, Nah, not doing it now?

But he won't.

 

[hash tag]

"Former prime minister to be suspended for 10 days and will not stand again in Uxbridge and South Ruislip"

By the neck?

 

[Karl Masks]

Ohh fucking yes.

How is this a victory? The fat cunt has murdered 200000 and gotten off by walking away. No doubt into a cosy cynosure or gig somewhere. Britain is a fucking joke. He should be fucking hanging from a tree

 

[two sheds]

"bewildered and appalled" at being forced out . In other news Fred West "bewildered and appalled" at being found guilty.

 

[A380]

I don’t normally quote Thatcher. But ‘Rejoice, just Rejoice’

 

[Bingoman]

"Former prime minister to be suspended for 10 days and will not stand again in Uxbridge and South Ruislip"

By the neck?

And this is after he was re-selected few months ago by the member, i bet they must be think what a waste of time that was

 

[A380]

Spending more time with his families no doubt

FTFY

 

[Dystopiary]

OTOH re Bailey, Patel, Fabricant - surely it just shows how ridiculous and corrupt the whole "honours" system is.

As for Johnson, he's gonna be making a lot more money now, unfortunately. Not celebrating tbh.

 

[Indeliblelink]

I'm guessing he wasn't allowed to name himself in his honours list.

 

[Lord Camomile]

It's a Friday Lollapalooza!!

 

[hash tag]

I'm guessing he wasn't allowed to name himself in his honours list.

Next best thing, his father.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'm guessing he wasn't allowed to name himself in his honours list.

There is absolutely no question that he had to be explicitly told this.

More than once.

 

[agricola]

I can't wait for all the hacks to be shocked when he puts himself forward to be Dorries' replacement.

 

[hash tag]

 

[PR1Berske]

A very long, angry statement:

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Maybe he's gonna stand in the Republican primary?