PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

Not as much of an impediment as the fact he effectively reported himself to the police.

Maybe he could sue his parents for raising him to be a useless fuckwit.

Trouble is his father would have the defence of being a useless fuckwit himself.

 

[not-bono-ever]

How's he going to sue anyone without any lawyers?

 

[cupid_stunt]

He started off trying not to answer Sky's questions, but he just couldn't resist the camera in the end, hopefully his words will come back and haunt him.

 

[teqniq]

Heh.

Boris sitting on ‘ticking time bomb’ over Partygate claims, say senior Tories

Exclusive: Ex-PM now ‘painfully on the rack’, says Michael Heseltine – as former aide gives him 5 out of 10 for morality

www.independent.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

Heh.

Boris sitting on ‘ticking time bomb’ over Partygate claims, say senior Tories

Exclusive: Ex-PM now ‘painfully on the rack’, says Michael Heseltine – as former aide gives him 5 out of 10 for morality

www.independent.co.uk

"5 out of 10 for morality"

FFS

 

[cupid_stunt]

Heh.

Boris sitting on ‘ticking time bomb’ over Partygate claims, say senior Tories

Exclusive: Ex-PM now ‘painfully on the rack’, says Michael Heseltine – as former aide gives him 5 out of 10 for morality

www.independent.co.uk

Read Heseltine’s searing attack on Boris exclusively on Independent Premium, not so 'exclusive, thanks to the archive site.

Boris is on the rack – and it all goes back to Brexit

Never in my lifetime have I seen an ex-prime minister so nakedly and painfully on the rack to the extent that Boris Johnson is.

Two potential police investigations. The privileges committee inquiry. The real possibility of being banned from the Commons for lying, and potentially losing his seat.

There is now a ticking time-bomb under him, with legal threats and potential criminal proceedings.

The Cabinet Office has less than one week to hand over the WhatsApp messages which the former prime minister knows will be damaging, with his propensity for loose language, four-letter tirades and frivolity, to an investigation led by a very heavyweight, serious judge.

Baroness Hallett, who is leading the Covid inquiry, is a formidable force with the full authority of the law and the government behind her. The government will have to comply with the law.

He's fucked.

 

[xenon]

I guess it’s the arrogance that they will never be questioned or investigated for anything with these types that they never delete their WhatsApp messages. I mean I tend not to either unless the convos get really long. But I would if I was being asked to hand them over. Yes I would claim I always do that. I don’t think there’s a timestamp to show when messages are deleted.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh, and Mad Nads is out of the gates.

• Nadine Dorries suggested his diaries of events may have the wrong names and dates

Johnson ally Ms Dorries said the timing of the dossier handed to police “stinks to high heaven” – and claimed some of the diary entries might have been filled out incorrectly by junior aides.

Speaking on TalkTV, Ms Dorries said: “They are completed by junior civil servants in the private office and they are frequently wrong. They detail the wrong people, the wrong places, the wrong times, and the wrong dates even.”

Hands up anyone that believes a word of that shit.

 

[The39thStep]

Read Heseltine’s searing attack on Boris exclusively on Independent Premium, not so 'exclusive, thanks to the archive site.

Boris is on the rack – and it all goes back to Brexit





He's fucked.

He's on a lucrative speaking tour in the States and meeting Trump to discuss Ukraine

 

[xenon]

If he stands he’ll still win the next election. His voters don’t care about lockdown or any of that shit.

 

[cupid_stunt]

If he stands he’ll still win the next election. His voters don’t care about lockdown or any of that shit.

Be it a by-election forced by him being suspended from the commons, or the next general election, there's every possibility he'll out, his majority is only 7,210, well within the danger zone for the Tories.

It wouldn't surprise me if the Lib-Dems & Greens get behind second place Labour, or all three put up a 'Boris Out' candidate, like Labour & the LibDems did with Martin Bell against Neil Hamilton, back in 1997.

Hamilton had a 15,860 majority overturned, with Bell winning a 11,077 majority.

ETA - electoralcalculus predicts Labour has a 78% chance of winning it, against 22% for Johnson.

Seat Details - Uxbridge and South Ruislip

www.electoralcalculus.co.uk

 

[cupid_stunt]

HIGNFY started off the first round of 'what's the story behind this' video, with a clip including Johnson planting a tree, Hislop chipped in, 'that's Johnson burying the evidence.'

Carol Vorderman chipped in. 'What a shower, aye, what an absolute shower, I can't believe they are our government. Boris Johnson is like a dose of diarrhea that keeps on giving...'

 

[stavros]

Read Heseltine’s searing attack on Boris exclusively on Independent Premium, not so 'exclusive, thanks to the archive site.

Boris is on the rack – and it all goes back to Brexit





He's fucked.

I thought Hezza's piece was going to be longer, albeit telling us what is already known.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I thought Hezza's piece was going to be longer, albeit telling us what is already known.

Aye, I posted the link before seeing how short it was, if that's the standard of the 'Independent Premium' offering, no thanks.

 

[gosub]

He started off trying not to answer Sky's questions, but he just couldn't resist the camera in the end, hopefully his words will come back and haunt him.

Not a fan but feel a bit sorry for him there...just finished talking Ukraine with Trump...which may or may not have some signifance next year

 

[brogdale]

Not a fan but feel a bit sorry for him there...

Nah, never…murderous cunt.

 

[spitfire]

He started off trying not to answer Sky's questions, but he just couldn't resist the camera in the end, hopefully his words will come back and haunt him.

oooh he's not happy about all this at all...

 

[Schmetterling]

He started off trying not to answer Sky's questions, but he just couldn't resist the camera in the end, hopefully his words will come back and haunt him.

There is something else in those diaries, isn’t there? No idea what but I bet he is shitting himself about something else.

 

[savoloysam]

Echos of Trump all the way through his tenure and decline. Poshboy has had his ball taken away and don't like it. It's good to see him on the recieving end for a change. He really is a pathetic human being, Nothing but a bully, chancer and gutless, mumbling, see through, inadequate thundercunt.

This perfectly sums him up.

 

[eatmorecheese]

He started off trying not to answer Sky's questions, but he just couldn't resist the camera in the end, hopefully his words will come back and haunt him.

Sigh.

So who was he fucking that he wasn't supposed to be fucking?

 

[agricola]

Sigh.

So who was he fucking that he wasn't supposed to be fucking?

No chance he'd cover that up like that, he delights in that reputation. If someone else was discussing Uganda with his wife on the other hand, it probably would be something he would absolutely look to bury.

 

[Ming]

Not a fan but feel a bit sorry for him there...just finished talking Ukraine with Trump...which may or may not have some signifance next year

He doesn't give a shit about Ukraine except as a way to make himself look good. Previous behaviour predicts future behaviour.

 

[gosub]

He doesn't give a shit about Ukraine except as a way to make himself look good. Previous behaviour predicts future behaviour.

Nah. Right move from a hedged bet point of view. But it is what it is

 

[Ming]

Nah. Right move from a hedged bet point of view. But it is what it is

If it improves Ukraine's chances i'm all for it but y'know...

 

[contadino]

There is something else in those diaries, isn’t there? No idea what but I bet he is shitting himself about something else.

Yeah. I think it's either about backhanders from spivs flogging shit PPE, or proof that there was a policy of "herd immunity"/"let the bodies pile up." Or both.

 

[krtek a houby]

Sigh.

So who was he fucking that he wasn't supposed to be fucking?

The people of the UK

 

[savoloysam]

There is something else in those diaries, isn’t there? No idea what but I bet he is shitting himself about something else.

Certainly seems that way. Bet he is shitting himself and preparing all sorts gaslighting bullshit now.

Legal battle looms over Boris Johnson's COVID pandemic WhatsApp messages

Boris Johnson, who was the prime minister during the pandemic, is battling to prevent his unedited WhatsApp messages and diaries being released to an official inquiry looking into the government's response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

news.sky.com

 

[ruffneck23]

No wonder he is getting a bit worried.

 

[savoloysam]

I notice the fuckers are saying that they either can't find the messages, or that they are refusing to handover what they consider "irrelevant"

No cover up my fucking arse

 

[gosub]

I notice the fuckers are saying that they either can't find the messages, or that they are refusing to handover what they consider "irrelevant"

No cover up my fucking arse

It took 40 odd years for bloody Sunday, Hillsborough and the blood transfusion lot to see any sort of justice. Fully expect what happened on covid to to be the same.