PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
I know we sometimes post images of Mussolini's demise at the petrol station in some degree of jest, but really...Aaaaand the scumbag has sacked the government provided lawyers and is looking to hire fresh ones with us still picking up the bill. Fuck the fuck off:
Boris Johnson cuts ties with government lawyers assisting him in Covid inquiry
Allies say former PM has ‘lost faith’ in system after he was reported to police over fresh Partygate allegationswww.theguardian.com
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
"Records of visits"
Don't even have the self-preservation instincts of your average teenager
(I presume there's every chance that trying to sneak someone into Chequers without recording the visit may have caused more of a ruckus on the actual day, but at the same time I would not be at all surprised if they didn't even contemplate that such things could actually present a problem for them at some point later down the line)
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
He wrote it all down! What a fucking rifle!
Bingoman
Well-Known Member
He did what now
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
A late friend fancied him madly. Used to describe him as a "blonde bombshell" whereas, imho, he's more of a blonde bombsite.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
He's just appalling and I fear for your friend's judgement, quite frankly. He's a despicable turd of a man.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
She was a conservative, so her judgement was off on numerous things.
Johnson is just a shambling yeti, an abominable showman who got lucky on HIGNFY and became inexplicably beloved by the "oh we love our eccentrics" crowd.
The only time had met him, could see the charisma, but it was a kind of bumbling shtick and can imagine tiring of it sharpish.
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
ruffneck23
front left
I like this one,
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Could be very costly for his donors; might need that BBC bloke again?
ruffneck23
front left
Isnt this all because we are paying for his lawyers? Seems his lawyers legally had to pass his diaries over the the civil service who in turn handed them to the police.
If he paid his own way they wouldn't have had to do this..?
If I understand it correctly, then it's a wee bit delicious.
Happy to be corrected and apologies if someone has already posted about it
If he paid his own way they wouldn't have had to do this..?
If I understand it correctly, then it's a wee bit delicious.
Happy to be corrected and apologies if someone has already posted about it
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Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
But we are paying for his replacement lawyers, no?
ruffneck23
front left
Certainly hope not but nothing would surprise me.
Raheem
Well-Known Member
He seems to think so.
sealion
Conformity is the last refuge of the unimaginitive
Echos of Trump all the way through his tenure and decline. Poshboy has had his ball taken away and don't like it. It's good to see him on the recieving end for a change. He really is a pathetic human being, Nothing but a bully, chancer and gutless, mumbling, see through, inadequate thundercunt.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
It's confusing, and I don't know the answer.
Originally, he persuaded the cabinet office that as the inquiry was related to his role as PM, that the CO should pay for the lawyers - but it's not him paying, and CO reimbursing him, it's CO appointing and directly paying the lawyers, so the CO is the client, not Johnson.
He's now said he's 'not having anything to do' with these lawyers - not Treasury Solicitors, private Solicitors - but he can't 'sack' them because of course he isn't the client, the Cabinet Office is.
Whether this means he'll appoint his own solicitors, and either pay for them himself or get some gullible idiot to pay for them I don't know, but I think it unlikely that the cabinet office will appoint new solicitors on Johnson's behalf, when the problem (for Johnson) isn't the solicitors, it's the Cabinet Office itself, which will remain the client while they are paying...
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
He wrote it all down, in a book, his official diary.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Even if we don't pay for his replacement lawyers, we pay for his replacement lawyers.
Some cunt, probably called Bamford or something will pick up the tab. Then some months down the line, either some shitty legislation gets passed that mysteriously benefits companies like JCB (but for legal reasons definitely not them) tenfold, or for some reason an earthmoving machinery company gets a 10 squillion governmental contract to supply prison food.
Some cunt, probably called Bamford or something will pick up the tab. Then some months down the line, either some shitty legislation gets passed that mysteriously benefits companies like JCB (but for legal reasons definitely not them) tenfold, or for some reason an earthmoving machinery company gets a 10 squillion governmental contract to supply prison food.
He's so used to getting his own way, he doesn't know how to deal with not being able to manipulate or bully or 'charm' his way out of things. Or, obviously, accept that he did anything wrong by having these gatherings in the first place.
but 
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Needs to do that for the memoirs he's planning will bring him in a few more millions.
andysays
Love and solidarity
If there was anything resembling justice then Johnson and a few others close to him would soon be sampling the products of that hypothetical contract for many years, though unfortunately it seems unlikely.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
How's he going to sue anyone without any lawyers?
Raheem
Well-Known Member
If you're trying to sue someone for reporting you to the police, having lawyers is probably more of an impediment.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Not as much of an impediment as the fact he effectively reported himself to the police.
Maybe he could sue his parents for raising him to be a useless fuckwit.
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
Note to self, don't tell police about the parties at Chequers.
Hmmn, that sounds like something important enough to write down. I better do that, but first...to impregnate my current brood mare with yet another fucking spawn
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