PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

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Presumably it was authorised by the Cabinet Office out of their existing budget. As the article says, HMT doesn't need to approve all expenditure.

It would have been the PM who signed it off

 

[stavros]

i'd hope the good ppl of essex are well placed to deal with all kinds of foulness

We've got, amongst others, James Cleverly, Mark Francois and Priti Vacant representing us in Westminster.

 

[hash tag]

We've got, amongst others, James Cleverly, Mark Francois and Priti Vacant representing us in Westminster.

I really hope they are not representing me. Not in my name. Vote for them, your kidding

 

[bluescreen]

Isn't Kemi Badenoch for Saffron Walden?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I really hope they are not representing me. Not in my name. Vote for them, your kidding

Essex is one of the few bits of the UK I've never visited.

 

[stavros]

Isn't Kemi Badenoch for Saffron Walden?

She is, which I didn't know.

One I didn't mention is John Whippingdale, of Maldon.

 

[gosub]

We've got, amongst others, James Cleverly, Mark Francois and Priti Vacant representing us in Westminster.

I looked up the size of Mr Francois' majority the other day. That was depressing

 

[farmerbarleymow]

One I didn't mention is John Whippingdale, of Maldon.

Is he the salt of the earth*?

*sea

 

[agricola]

Isn't Kemi Badenoch for Saffron Walden?

and what a terrible railway station that would be

 

[gosub]

Is he the salt of the earth*?

Isn't that a war crime?

 

[bluescreen]

and what a terrible railway station that would be

It's Audley End

 

[hash tag]

That's a lot of rent we have funded

Tory donor whose mum put Boris Johnson up rent-free gets £12.7m Government deal

Wrightbus, owned by Jo Bamford, son of JCB mogul Lord Bamford and Lady Bamford, will get £6.4m of taxpayers cash as part of the deal

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[stavros]

I looked up the size of Mr Francois' majority the other day. That was depressing

In one of his books he recounts his earlier failed bid to win the seat for Basildon. Formerly of the Territorial Army, he described an electoral push for that seat as "Operation Basildon Storm".

 

[gosub]

That's a lot of rent we have funded

Tory donor whose mum put Boris Johnson up rent-free gets £12.7m Government deal

Wrightbus, owned by Jo Bamford, son of JCB mogul Lord Bamford and Lady Bamford, will get £6.4m of taxpayers cash as part of the deal

www.mirror.co.uk

tbf Given the amount of financial support the JCB Banford's have consistently given the Conservative Party both in and out of office not entirely convinced they are up on the deal

 

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tbf Given the amount of financial support the JCB Banford's have consistently given the Conservative Party both in and out of office not entirely convinced they are up on the deal

On the other hand, I wonder how much promoting of JCBs Johnson has done when travelling on " ministerial" business?
I refer particularly to the use of JCBs in Israel

 

[gosub]

On the other hand, I wonder how much promoting of JCBs Johnson has done when travelling on " ministerial" business?
I refer particularly to the use of JCBs in Israel

TBF they are now the largest UK owned automotive manufacturer . Sort of would hope HMG would promote , must annoy any Labour government that has to do it but still

 

[hash tag]

TBF they are now the largest UK owned automotive manufacturer . Sort of would hope HMG would promote , must annoy any Labour government that has to do it but still

I have actively avoided JCB products

 

[gosub]

I have actively avoided JCB products

Cant say I've ever bought one either 0-60 is terrible

 

[rubbershoes]

I looked up the size of Mr Francois' majority the other day. That was depressing

We overturned a large tory majority here last year at the by election . Let's hope other safe tory seats do the same at the general election.

It's always satisfying when the big beasts get kicked out

 

[equationgirl]

TBF they are now the largest UK owned automotive manufacturer . Sort of would hope HMG would promote , must annoy any Labour government that has to do it but still

I think they could be also classed as plant/heavy machinery rather than automotive. Automotive is more cars/vans/trucks/lorries.

 

[Fuzzy]

It's always satisfying when the big beasts get kicked out

another portilo moment. not sure which one of the current crop I'd take the most pleasure from with them losing their seat.

 

[cupid_stunt]

another portilo moment. not sure which one of the current crop I'd take the most pleasure from with them losing their seat.

Surely Johnson?

 

[Fuzzy]

Surely Johnson?

I'm assuming that's a given. Gove was who I had in mind or raaaaab.

 

[steveo87]

Isn't that a war crime?

Hes certainly a crime against humanity.

 

[stavros]

We overturned a large tory majority here last year at the by election . Let's hope other safe tory seats do the same at the general election.

It's always satisfying when the big beasts get kicked out

It's very difficult to imagine anyone, even Francois himself, considering him "a big beast".

 

[Petcha]

Carrie's pregnant again. That'll be 8 (official) kids. And allegedly quite a few more. No wonder he's broke. I've only got one and I can barely manage.

 

[gosub]

It's very difficult to imagine anyone, even Francois himself, considering him "a big beast".

Iirc He did threaten the Head of the Army with Dominic Cummings once

 

[SpookyFrank]

Carrie's pregnant again. That'll be 8 (official) kids. And allegedly quite a few more. No wonder he's broke. I've only got one and I can barely manage.

He's not what I would call broke. Grifters like him never are. Certainly not the living under a bridge in a soiled sleeping bag trying to freeze-distill white lightning cider level of broke he so richly deserves to be.

 

[teqniq]

Carrie's pregnant again. That'll be 8 (official) kids. And allegedly quite a few more. No wonder he's broke. I've only got one and I can barely manage.

This is a new definition of 'broke' I have hitherto been unacquainted with:

Boris Johnson paid cash £3.8m for 9-bed home – after 'complaints over salary'

The former Prime Minister is said to have complained about his £164,080 salary while in power – but has managed to find a way to splash £3.8m in cash on a grand new manor house for Carrie and the family

www.mirror.co.uk

Meanwhile the taxpayer continues to foot his mounting legal bill for the partygate defence:

MSN

www.msn.com

To describe him as 'broke' is completely taking the piss.

 

[brogdale]

I'd like to see blustercunt 'broke'; in fact I'd pay to view