PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[andysays]

I'd like to see blustercunt 'broke'; in fact I'd pay to view

I'd like to see him broken on the wheel

 

[hash tag]

Carrie's pregnant again. That'll be 8 (official) kids. And allegedly quite a few more. No wonder he's broke. I've only got one and I can barely manage.

We all know he should never have been allowed to breed in the first place, he should have it chopped off. I all thought Carrie was happy to lecture about her green credentials. I wouldn't think have that many kids is environmentally friendly.

 

[Ming]

I'd like to see him broken on the wheel

That’s definitely a great idea but I’ll raise you…

Scaphism - Wikipedia

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or

Brazen bull - Wikipedia

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BJ read Classics at Oxford. I’m sure he’d appreciate the irony.

 

[Ming]

I’d love to know how many kids he ACTUALLY has. He’s currently got 8 to 3 women with another on the way. But i want to know how many ‘off the books’ ones he’s got. I did do a quick Google but no info other than the maintream.

How many children does Boris Johnson have?

Former prime minister Boris Johnson’s wife Carrie announced birth of their third child

www.independent.co.uk

 

[tim]

Carrie's pregnant again. That'll be 8 (official) kids. And allegedly quite a few more. No wonder he's broke. I've only got one and I can barely manage.

Some have a more positive view of forthcoming events.

 

[tim]

I'd like to see him broken on the wheel

He'd find a way of monetising the event and turning it into a joke. Remember what happened when London Cab Drivers decided that stringing up was the only language that the then Mayor would understand

 

[Ax^]

low hanging fruit about the only things he pulled out of but

 

[equationgirl]

He hasn't even been there throughout her latest pregnancy, he's been giving speeches around the world, spouting bollocks no doubt. Who the fuck pays to hear him anyway? Couldn't something useful be done with the money like , I don't know, help anybody who is struggling?

 

[Raheem]

He hasn't even been there throughout her latest pregnancy

Tbf, him being there throughout her latest pregnancy might not have been so much of a favour.

 

[equationgirl]

Tbf, him being there throughout her latest pregnancy might not have been so much of a favour.

True, I just don't understand what she sees in the man.

 

[Petcha]

True, I just don't understand what she sees in the man.

Power is apparently an aphrodisiac. He currently has no actual power but he does still have celebrity which I guess is power in a sense.

The thought of Boris Johnson lying on top of a young woman pumping away though. Well. Let's try to get that image out of our heads.

And yes, he is broke. He wouldn't be hitting others up for loans if he wasn't.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

The thought of Boris Johnson lying on top of a young woman pumping away though. Well. Let's try to get that image out of our heads.

 

[Yossarian]

Due in a few weeks, apparently, which would be nine months after he left office - maybe he was expecting to be back in office with a new scandal to distract from by now

 

[equationgirl]

You guys keep saying power is an aphrodisiac, bleurgh.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Grubby little prick

 

[Dystopiary]

Boris Johnson in the Telegraph, 25 October 2007:

As for motherhood — the fertility of the human race — we are getting to the point where you simply can't discuss it, and we are thereby refusing to say anything sensible about the biggest single challenge facing the Earth; and no, whatever it may now be conventional to say, that single biggest challenge is not global warming. That is a secondary challenge. The primary challenge facing our species is the reproduction of our species itself.

Depending on how fast you read, the population of the planet is growing with every word that skitters beneath your eyeball. There are more than 211,000 people being added every day, and a population the size of Germany every year.

As someone who has now been travelling around the world for decades, I see this change, and I feel it. You can smell it in the traffic jams of the Middle East. You can see it as you fly over Africa at night, and you see mile after mile of fires burning red in the dark, as the scrub is removed to make way for human beings.

You can see it in the satellite pictures of nocturnal Europe, with the whole place lit up like a fairground. You can see it in the crazy dentition of the Shanghai skyline, where new skyscrapers are going up round the clock.

Global over-population is the real issue

and

"Boris Johnson today urged the world to stop having so many babies to protect the planet." - Evening Standard, 13 April 2012:

There is no doubt that humanity faces a risk of environmental catastrophe We are replicating too fast, hurtling towards nine billion souls on the planet like bacteria multiplying on a Petri dish.

Stop having babies to save the world, says (father of four) Boris

 

[equationgirl]

Yeah he means everyone else, not him. The rules don't apply to him because he's so special.

 

[not a trot]

Grubby little prick

Hope someone writes that next to his name on a ballot paper.

 

[brogdale]

and...there's more...

 

[BusLanes]

and...there's more...

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Amazing stuff.

 

[stavros]

I'm still on tenterhooks waiting to hear from Harriet Harman et al whether Johnson is a lying cunt.

 

[Bingoman]

and...there's more...

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Here we go again

 

[ruffneck23]

and...there's more...

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Lovely stuff.

 

[existentialist]

You guys keep saying power is an aphrodisiac, bleurgh.

Ultimate manifestation of patriarchy, innit.

 

[sealion]

He'd find a way of monetising the event and turning it into a joke. Remember what happened when London Cab Drivers decided that stringing up was the only language that the then Mayor would understand
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Is it a bird, a plane ? no it's supercunt. The things you see when you haven't got a rifle

 

[Ax^]

and...there's more...

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this and why was this cunt in texas yesterday meeting the Gov abbott yesterday

share stories about not give a fuck about kids after they are born

say that oddly stuck he be fined for already is lies and political motivated

 

[not-bono-ever]

In a fair and just world, he would not be alive to answer any further questions on his previous actions

It’s only 07.23 and a wanker lying in bed wishes nothing but ill in johnson

 

[teqniq]

FFS:

Government’s fight to withhold evidence from Covid inquiry

Headache deepens for Cabinet Office as it deems information about alleged Chequers gatherings ‘irrelevant’ to inquiry

www.opendemocracy.net

 

[teqniq]

Aaaaand the scumbag has sacked the government provided lawyers and is looking to hire fresh ones with us still picking up the bill. Fuck the fuck off:

Boris Johnson cuts ties with government lawyers assisting him in Covid inquiry

Allies say former PM has ‘lost faith’ in system after he was reported to police over fresh Partygate allegations

www.theguardian.com

 

[kenny g]

The thought of Boris Johnson lying on top of a young woman pumping away though. Well. Let's try to get that image out of our heads.

He may well prefer having her ride his magnufiense.

I don't know whether that lover of his who accompanied him on mayoral trips to the US has ever gone into such details.