PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[existentialist]

It took 40 odd years for bloody Sunday, Hillsborough and the blood transfusion lot to see any sort of justice. Fully expect what happened on covid to to be the same.

Not to mention the appalling Post Office Horizon fuckup, which - despite it now being blindingly obvious to everyone - is still dragging its feet about compensation.

There's no fucking accountability, and there should be.

 

[gosub]

Not to mention the appalling Post Office Horizon fuckup, which - despite it now being blindingly obvious to everyone - is still dragging its feet about compensation.

There's no fucking accountability, and there should be.

Cynic in me reckons someone in the Treasury has worked out the algorithm on how much they save per year not sorting things til most affected by a problem are dead.

Add the Bikini Atoll nuclear tests to the list of shame

 

[cupid_stunt]

Johnson is claiming he's handed over all his whatapp messages to the cabinet office months ago, and if they don't hand them over to the inquiry, he'll do it himself.

 

[savoloysam]

I don't believe a single word that comes out of that Buffon's face.

 

[stavros]

Johnson is claiming he's handed over all his whatapp messages to the cabinet office months ago, and if they don't hand them over to the inquiry, he'll do it himself.

It'd be good if Heather Hallett rejected his submission as an unreliable source of evidence.

 

[brogdale]

Johnson is claiming he's handed over all his whatapp messages to the cabinet office months ago, and if they don't hand them over to the inquiry, he'll do it himself.

Isn't this just a 'rats in a sack' move to pile the pressure/blame onto Sunak?

 

[two sheds]

They're in the post.

 

[Smangus]

Johnson is claiming he's handed over all his whatapp messages to the cabinet office months ago, and if they don't hand them over to the inquiry, he'll do it himself.

This is a delicious turn of events

 

[brogdale]

Johnson must be wagering that his venal lying has already been priced in, but he can hasten the fall of his assassins with this material. He'll do anything to avoid ending up here:

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[belboid]

No Dorries. So she resigned because....

 

[equationgirl]

Pritti Patel gets a fucking damehood??

 

[a_chap]

Pritti Patel gets a fucking damehood??

The only hood she deserves is this sort:

 

[Bingoman]

How is Michael Fabricant getting a knighthood?

 

[domestos]

Services to rug and syrup industries. The funny thing apart from Sir Mogg Dogg, for services to the Irish economy is lickspittle Dorries flouncing off with years of sycophancy apparently unrewarded (unless I missed something)

 

[domestos]

Bailey off to the Lords. He was so thick he couldn't even trot out the trite tory line without ballsing it up, definitely greatness thrust upon him. Between May, Johnson, Truss and soon Sunak the house of lord will be even more stacked. As usual Johnson destroys everything he touches, surely these are the last rusty nails in the coffin for the Lords and the anachronistic dishonours system. The Johnsons' croneys what a shower of shitheads they all are.

 

[stavros]

Will Lewis is always referred to in Private Eye as "thirsty". Any drunken skeletons in his closet?

 

[domestos]

What the hell did Fabricant have on Johnson to get his knighthood. Knighthood! Can you imagine any one of them on warhorse? Patel on a capybara perhaps and Moggdog reclined on a sloth

 

[Tanya1982]

What are these gongs for? Ironically the only one who actually deserves something is Nadine Dorries - she’s debased herself so much for him, shredded herself on all the broken glass she’s willingly crawled over for him, the least he could do is chuck her some tinsel to cover the space where others keep their dignity.

The rest? What for? Fabricant why? He’s just a guy with a strange knitted wig. Mogg and Patel are real insults. Is it not enough for Ben Elliott that his aunt is the queen? What does he need a knighthood for? There are others whose only achievement is bullying people and tapping the taxpayer for compensation.

And we’ve still to see the list Truss will submit.

Shameful stuff.

 

[not a trot]

What are these gongs for? Ironically the only one who actually deserves something is Nadine Dorries - she’s debased herself so much for him, shredded herself on all the broken glass she’s willingly crawled over for him, the least he could do is chuck her some tinsel to cover the space where others keep their dignity.

The rest? What for? Fabricant why? He’s just a guy with a strange knitted wig. Mogg and Patel are real insults. Is it not enough for Ben Elliott that his aunt is the queen? What does he need a knighthood for? There are others whose only achievement is bullying people and tapping the taxpayer for compensation.

And we’ve still to see the list Truss will submit.

Shameful stuff.

Isn't it ?

 

[Cerv]

No Dorries. So she resigned because....

they blocked her peerage because he didn't want a by-election, so now she's flouncing off in a pique and forcing a by-election anyway to punish Sunak.

at a guess

 

[Puddy_Tat]

hmm

i thought that there had been an agreement that ND and maybe one or two others would not take up their peerages until the next election, so as not to cause by-elections

along with the suggestion that twat johnson would chicken run to middle earth mid bedfordshire constituency as a safer seat.

or maybe deferred peerages aren't allowed?

 

[belboid]

they blocked her peerage because he didn't want a by-election, so now she's flouncing off in a pique and forcing a by-election anyway to punish Sunak.

at a guess

Sunak could do that, tho he swears blind he didn’t, the honours approval committee can’t, they only ignore things like bing a kgb agent or a convicted criminal.

 

[gosub]

Getting drunk on a sunny Friday

 

[krtek a houby]

Ugh

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Fabricant seems like exactly the sort of wanker who normally get knighthoods tbh.

I kind of hope Truss goes full bore and nominates her coke dealer.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Shaun Bailey ffs.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[magneze]

Lol. Also makes Sunak look like shit for approving his "honours".