PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[TopCat]

I’m loving all youse reportage

 

[neonwilderness]

He wasn't lying when he said he didn't believe any rules were broken, because rules obviously dont apply to him.
And its very tiresome for him to keep having to explain this.

 

[oryx]

Loving Harman's speedometer analogy!

 

[stavros]

My partner has just commented 'Its The Thick Of It, isn't it?'.

Partygate as a whole is Tucker's Law made flesh.

 

[Karl Masks]

This is beyond exhausting

 

[xenon]

honestly what a worm. He’s blaming someone who had doubts who gave him guidance. Jack Doyle.

 

[two sheds]

Let me know if you come across a Lies of the Day summary video any time.

 

[oryx]

He's getting REALLY annoyed now!

 

[cupid_stunt]

He's getting more angry by the minute.

 

[wtfftw]

He's not used to being drilled down at all.

 

[teqniq]

Surely this must be nearly an oxymoron:



Thanks for the commentary folks

 

[Bingoman]

Bernard Jenkins getting fed with Johnsons fluffing about

 

[Calamity1971]

You can't find me guilty. Witch hunt and kangaroo court! He's lost it now.

 

[oryx]

In other words:

Unless you find me innocent, it's a kangaroo court.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[stavros]

Let me know if you come across a Lies of the Day summary video any time.

The interweb is only of finite size.

 

[philosophical]

Interesting he didn’t take proper legal advice before giving statements to Parliament, but he does now when he has been found out and his own neck is on the line.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

You can't find me guilty. Witch hunt and kangaroo court!

He actually said that?

 

[oryx]

Comes to something when you're watching a loathsome individual like Charles Walker and thinking 'Yeah! You go!'.

 

[Calamity1971]

He actually said that?

Something posted on conservative post. He wouldn't say it wasn't a witch hunt or a kangaroo court so basically believes it.

 

[Wilf]

I wish our dear former Prime Minister could have been spared this awful humiliation. By dying of Covid.

 

[Maggot]

 

[Calamity1971]

I wish our dear former Prime Minister could have been spared this awful humiliation. By dying of Covid.

Fingers crossed for super gonorrhea.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

^^^^ Michael Spicer

 

[bimble]

In other words:

Unless you find me innocent, it's a kangaroo court.

that is exactly what he just said isn't it:
if you find me guilty, that means this whole process is invalid, if you find me innocent, then it was a legitimate process, lets wait and see.

Its almost funny.
He cut his hair for this and everything.

 

[oryx]

that is exactly what he just said isn't it:
if you find me guilty, that means this whole process is invalid, if you find me innocent, then it was a legitimate process, lets wait and see.

Its almost funny.
He cut his hair for this and everything.

Yes, I noticed the hair!

Probably a desperate attempt to get taken more seriously.

 

[cupid_stunt]

'I much joyed our discussion today', got a bit of a chuckle in the room.

 

[wtfftw]

So they're going for reckless then. He misled parliament and it was reckless as he didn't take proper advice.

 

[Calamity1971]

He's still got to put in a letter the 'woman' who gave him assurance. If he doesn't, that's him fucked, and I don't think she exists.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I wish our dear former Prime Minister could have been spared this awful humiliation. By dying of Covid.

I credit you reaching this conclusion by the age of 2. There are still grown adults who haven't got round to wishing your dad dead yet.