PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

Great line from Beth Rigby on Sky, 'will the public think he passes the sniff test.'

 

[bimble]

She is amazing. I have to check every time that its not a parody, that its really her.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

God knows what Dorries' idea of a reasonable person is. I suspect there aren't many examples around.

 

[Raheem]

The advice Johnson got preparing for that cost the public finances a quarter of a million pounds.

(Eta: £220,000 is the actual figure)

 

[Sue]

The advice Johnson got preparing for that cost the public finances a quarter of a million pounds.

(Eta: £220,000 is the actual figure)

I'd had given him 'tell the truth and shame the Devil' for nowt.

 

[Raheem]

I'd had given him 'tell the truth and shame the Devil' for nowt.

Maybe that's why he preferred to pay for the advice. Or preferred someone to pay for it, at least.

 

[Pickman's model]

God knows what Dorries' idea of a reasonable person is. I suspect there aren't many examples around.

John tyndall and colin jordan being dead

 

[Elpenor]

Just burn the lot of them was my impression from watching that this afternoon

But really what danny la rouge said earlier

 

[Pickman's model]

Just burn the lot of them was my impression from watching that this afternoon

But really what danny la rouge said earlier

Burning too good for them

 

[quiet guy]

Michael Spicer is going to have a field day parodying Johnson via his Room next door account

 

[equationgirl]

I just don't have the words to describe Johnson all this, apart from fucking selfish arsehole. He's despicable.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I just don't have the words to describe Johnson all this, apart from fucking selfish arsehole. He's despicable.

A rancid turd floating in the political sewer.

 

[equationgirl]

A rancid turd floating in the political sewer.

Grim.

But not inaccurate.

 

[Ax^]

I just don't have the words to describe Johnson all this, apart from fucking selfish arsehole. He's despicable.

more worrying is plenty of the country would still vote for him because he character

 

[Ax^]

i'm hoping todays shit show in his defence and the failure of the Brexiter rebellion will keep his hands out of the main job for a bit
but he still going to hanging on in the background acting as the PM in waiting because of twat who would vote for him

 

[brogdale]

Been out today, so pols if a pea roast...but this actually made me laugh...

 

[krtek a houby]

Sunak's tax returns were published. Interesting timing.

 

[quiet guy]

Not as if he was trying to hide it behind Johnson's BS

 

[steveo87]

Oh god, I feel dirty....

 

[Hollis]

That was quite enjoyable viewing... everyone knew Johnson was talking shite - even Johnson at times..

 

[mx wcfc]

Oh god, I feel dirty....

Funny as that is, it's about time Farage's career was over too.....

 

[Ax^]

 

[Humberto]

Basically everyone bar a few gullible die-hards know his pants are on fire. I understand the 'plague on all their houses' comments, but I think this does matter. Anything that punctures the ruling-class sense of superiority, arrogance and 'we make the rules but don't have to abide by them' attitude is worthwhile.

Simple insistence on the standards he imposed have undone him. And after all the shit he has pulled to the detriment to the country I feel that's well-deserved; even if it's only the least he deserves. Fuck him. And clearly he's not the Churchillian colossus he claims to be, is he? Never was. And if that makes people cheer then I'm all for it. Same goes for Truss, ham-face and so on.

I only hope this sets a precedent: That notorious liars aren't er... to be trusted as far as you could throw them in any instance. Sick of this shit to be honest. The insulting brazenness of it, as well as the lack of accountability. The working-class deserves so much better than to be bled, killed and insulted by these horrible shitheads.

 

[emanymton]

Even if I had no idea of context, that would still look like a gathering of the most vile dickheads.

 

[Raheem]

Wonder how many future government ministers are in this photo.

 

[Wilf]

Even if I had no idea of context, that would still look like a gathering of the most vile dickheads.

We should have a separate thread about which of these we hate the most and why. Anyway, I'll do it here:

1. The twat laid on the floor at the front. Reason: well, just fucking look at him.
2. The one with the 'vibrant' pullover, front left. Reason: I had one something like that 30 years ago and now hate myself.
3. Well could be any number with stupid expressions, woman in the middle of the front row, feller 6 from the left at the back.
4. There also look to be at least 2 members of the undead. The bloke next to the black bloke has a face from which all life has departed and the feller at the very back, behind him, has the waxy flesh of nosferatu.

 

[two sheds]

I hope the bloke at the back with the glasses has a comedy hat on.

 

[Wilf]

Wonder how many future government ministers are in this photo.

Oh, come on now, they just look like a bunch of high achieving young professionals, perhaps junior doctors. Though, if they were, we'd be getting a plague of Harold Shipmans over the 20 years.

 

[krtek a houby]

I just don't have the words to describe Johnson all this, apart from fucking selfish arsehole. He's despicable.

Thanks no way to speak of the once and future prime minister

 

[cupid_stunt]

He didn't just have a bad day at the hearing, but at the same time he was basically leading a rebellion against Sunak by voting against the Windsor Agreement, which failed as only 21 other Tories voted against it.

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