PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

Another classic front page from the Daily Star, and The Mirror's schoolboy list is clever.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Thinking that Sunak and the rest of the tory establishment are very keen to chuck johnson under a bus. Looming election defeat and the desire to draw a line will be concentrating minds. Telegraphs attack on Johnson interesting in that regard. Are mail and express still beating the drum for the sack of shit?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Thinking that Sunak and the rest of the tory establishment are very keen to chuck johnson under a bus. Looming election defeat and the desire to draw a line will be concentrating minds. Telegraphs attack on Johnson interesting in that regard. Are mail and express still beating the drum for the sack of shit?

Their front page headlines are certainly more positive, as expected, but I am not going to read what they've actually say in their articles.

Express - Boris ready for battle: I acted in good faith.
Mail - Bullish Boris up for the fight

I like The Independent's 'Pyramid of piffle'.

 

[andysays]

Their front page headlines are certainly more positive, as expected, but I am not going to read what they've actually say in their articles.

Express - Boris ready for battle: I acted in good faith.
Mail - Bullish Boris for the fight

I like The Independent's 'Pyramid of piffle'.

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That Mail headline is clearly a typo.

They've missed out a "t" at the end of the first word and out the "i" in the wrong place.

 

[steveo87]

Maybe its because I'm in a slightly better mood today, but I retract what I said yesterday - he's totally fucking fucked.

 

[Wilf]

Thinking that Sunak and the rest of the tory establishment are very keen to chuck johnson under a bus. Looming election defeat and the desire to draw a line will be concentrating minds. Telegraphs attack on Johnson interesting in that regard. Are mail and express still beating the drum for the sack of shit?

The Cabinet Secretary is certainly nudging him bus-wards:

Simon Case denies telling Boris Johnson Covid rules were always followed

Top civil servant also says he is unaware of anyone else in Downing Street giving Johnson such assurance over Partygate

www.theguardian.com

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

The Cabinet Secretary is certainly nudging him bus-wards:

Simon Case denies telling Boris Johnson Covid rules were always followed

Top civil servant also says he is unaware of anyone else in Downing Street giving Johnson such assurance over Partygate

www.theguardian.com

Showing a baffling unwillingness to chuck himself under said bus to save Johnson there, weird.

 

[Bingoman]

The Cabinet Secretary is certainly nudging him bus-wards:

Simon Case denies telling Boris Johnson Covid rules were always followed

Top civil servant also says he is unaware of anyone else in Downing Street giving Johnson such assurance over Partygate

www.theguardian.com

Throwing him under the bus good one Simon Case lol

 

[cupid_stunt]

I love the fact that his QC is Lord Pannick.

 

[two sheds]

DON'T

 

[two sheds]

PANNICK

 

[Storm Fox]

You could have used a larger, friendlier font.

 

[two sheds]

I used to have that badge with the larger, friendlier font but an ex lost it

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[Bingoman]

I did not see cake great defence

 

[WhyLikeThis]

The BBC is furiously spinning hard for Johnson. Pretty shameful stuff.

 

[Bingoman]

Electric forcefield?

 

[neonwilderness]

He is getting flustered already

 

[steveo87]

He is getting flustered already

I was thinking that.
As someone who has never stood up to scrutiny, you'd have thought he'd used to it.

 

[Voley]

I was in there somewhere, I think. I liked them a lot.

 

[Fuzzy]

I was in there somewhere, I think. I liked them a lot.

me to as being there but also being into senser

 

[Ax^]

Boris swearing on a Bible he did not lie in the commons

hmm this from a guys who been married 3 time and has cheat on all of them

 

[philosophical]

Plausibility.
The cunt invokes plausibility.
Like how can anybody believe we were naughty when we allowed the official photographer to take pictures.
Well ok Johnson you piece of scum, I don’t think it is plausible that you didn’t fully know the gatherings failed to follow the guidelines, so you lied.

 

[bimble]

What happens at the end of this performance anyway, all the MPs vote on whether he is guilty or not or this committee votes or what? And if it’s guilty then does he have to stop being an mp and rely entirely on his other much more lucrative jobs?

 

[cupid_stunt]

What happens at the end of this performance anyway, all the MPs vote on whether he is guilty or not or this committee votes or what? And if it’s guilty then does he have to stop being an mp and rely entirely on his other much more lucrative jobs?

IIRC the committee votes at some point and recommends suspension if he's found guilty, the commons votes on the punishment, if he's suspended for at least 10 sitting days then voters in Uxbridge and South Ruislip can set-up a 'recall petition', if that is successful, a by-election is called, and Johnson is fucked.

 

[neonwilderness]

"But we're not relying on Sue Gray's evidence"

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Total whitewash by the BBC. Bringing in the Spectator to massage opinion is hardly impartial.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

His entire defence to Jenkin's questions so far hinges on it being a reasonably held belief that a leaving do is absolutely essential, to the point that it must go ahead even where social distancing and other Covid mitigations (e.g. screens) can't be accomodated. He's offered nothing else, just piffle about narrow corridors, and completely irrelevant screens in other rooms.

Newsflash; that's not a reasonably held belief.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Total whitewash by the BBC. Bringing in the Spectator to massage opinion is hardly impartial.

You'll be better off watching it on Sky News.