PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Elpenor]

You assume he pays the child support???

I kind of assume the reason he’s getting all these loans / doing speeches / whatever else he’s doing etc is to ensure he keeps the mothers of his children out of court

 

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dunno really - but can't help thinking he'd prefer the mums involved not to go to court about it...

I can't help feeling on one hand he has washed is hands of everything and on the other the mums want nothing to do with him.
He has a "few" children by "several" women; I wonder how much he sees his children given his job, his world wide public speaking, his current family.

 

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He squandered tens of millions as mayor of London. He squandered more as prime minister, so no surprises here.
Worse than Thatcher.

‘Wheeler-dealer’ Boris Johnson and his tricky relationship with money

That former PM secretly secured a loan of up to £800k no surprise as financial reliance on others stretches back many years

www.theguardian.com

 

[elbows]

Oops:

 

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I understand Johnson is being interviewed by Dorries on some chat so somewhere tomorrow. Wonder if things like this are mentioned.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I understand Johnson is being interviewed by Dorries on some chat so somewhere tomorrow. Wonder if things like this are mentioned.

Oh yes she'll definitely be asking him difficult questions and not just begging him to talk about how brilliant he is.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I understand Johnson is being interviewed by Dorries on some chat so somewhere tomorrow. Wonder if things like this are mentioned.

Next Friday on TalkTV.

The former culture secretary Nadine Dorries is to host her own Friday night talk show on TalkTV and her first programme will feature an exclusive interview with Boris Johnson. Dorries is the latest former Conservative cabinet minister to get a television show after the fall of Johnson’s government.

The former culture secretary will interview Johnson on 3 February. Her TalkTV show, Friday Night with Nadine, will air at 8pm every week and feature guests from the worlds of politics, culture and sport, in which they will take a look at the week’s news before engaging in topical debates.

Nadine Dorries to interview Boris Johnson on launch of her TalkTV show

Former culture secretary and Johnson loyalist picks ex-PM as launch guest for regular Friday night show

www.theguardian.com

 

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I tried to avoid the full links

 

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Next Friday on TalkTV.

Nadine Dorries to interview Boris Johnson on launch of her TalkTV show

Former culture secretary and Johnson loyalist picks ex-PM as launch guest for regular Friday night show

www.theguardian.com

They just keep on giving

Nadine Dorries broke rules with talk show role - watchdog

The MP should have consulted Parliament's anti-corruption body before taking the job, a watchdog says.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[teqniq]

Oops:

And yet we are expected to foot in excess of £200,000 for this worthless piece of shit's defence in the partygate parliamentary enquiry. Lovely.

 

[not a trot]

And yet we are expected to foot in excess of £200,000 for this worthless piece of shit's defence in the partygate parliamentary enquiry. Lovely.

Chicken feed.

 

[teqniq]

Chicken feed.

Why is it chicken feed? Even so it's the principle of the matter we should not be footing the bill.

 

[two sheds]

Not even chicken feed.

Flashback: To when Boris Johnson described his £250k second job as 'chicken feed'

"I happen to write extremely fast. I don't see why on a Sunday morning I shouldn't knock off an article," he said.

www.thelondoneconomic.com

 

[not a trot]

Why is it chicken feed? Even so it's the principle of the matter we should not be footing the bill.

It's a figure Johnson would dismiss as chicken feed, not me.

 

[MrSki]

 

[teqniq]

It's a figure Johnson would dismiss as chicken feed, not me.

I realised that after Two Sheds posted. Apologies.

 

[two sheds]

That often happens

 

[not-bono-ever]

Shawcross is a reactionary turd

 

[not a trot]

I realised that after Two Sheds posted. Apologies.

No problem. Wifey says I'm turning into a grumpy old git.

 

[Bingoman]

The Government the gift that just keeps giving

 

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The Government the gift that just keeps taking

 

[ruffneck23]

Watchdog chief removes himself from investigation into appointment of BBC chairman after Boris Johnson loan claims

Seven days after William Shawcross announced he would lead the probe, he reveals he has met Richard Sharp "on previous occasions".

news.sky.com

 

[teqniq]

Lol 7 days late.

 

[A380]

Since the invasion I didn't think I'd ever find any common ground with Putin...

Ukraine: Boris Johnson says Putin threatened him with missile strike

Boris Johnson says he had an "extraordinary" call with President Putin before the Ukraine invasion.

www.bbc.co.uk

(It's obviously another Bojo the clown lie isn't it...)

 

[andysays]

No problem. Wifey says I'm turning into a grumpy old git.

A few years on Urban does that to the best of us

 

[dylanredefined]

Putin threatened to have him killed. Guess you can a little find good in everyone.

 

[MrSki]

Putin threatened to have him killed. Guess you can a little find good in everyone.

Johnson claimed Putin threatened to have him killed.

Not the same thing

 

[not a trot]

A few years on Urban does that to the best of us

I'm blaming the puppy, he's teething at the moment and chewing everything including us.

 

[teqniq]

Putin threatened to have him killed. Guess you can a little find good in everyone.

Putin has no redeeming features whatsoever, neither of them do. They deserve each other.