PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Sue]

Putin threatened to have him killed. Guess you can a little find good in everyone.

Hmm, this is a tough one. Do you believe Johnson or Putin? I'm assuming they're both lying.

 

[oryx]

I'm assuming they're both lying.

I consider that a fairly reasonable stance to take.

 

[Supine]

Putin probably threatened to have us all killed. Johnson just made it about himself.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

It’s not a flex. I think Johnson has an email from me suggesting he does it himself.
I’m sure if he actually bothers looking at his inbox he will find similar messages from other world leaders.

 

[Spymaster]

Hmm, this is a tough one. Do you believe Johnson or Putin? I'm assuming they're both lying.

If Boris is lying, he's very sensibly picked on the only person in the world who people are less likely to believe than him.

 

[two sheds]

Mind you I think Trump might have something to say about that.

 

[Raheem]

If Boris is lying, he's very sensible picked on the only person in the world who people are less likely to believe than him.

Putin probably made sure only to call on Wine Fridays, so the contents will be a jumbled blur to Johnson.

 

[cupid_stunt]

If Boris is lying, he's very sensibly picked on the only person in the world who people are less likely to believe than him.

And yet I still think Johnson is lying.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Yes. Of course he is. The actual death threat was the novichok. And it meant get your arse in gear and do the Brexit thing.
Let me do my war thing.
And then we can do the oligarch thing.

 

[Spymaster]

And yet I still think Johnson is lying.

Nah, I don't. BJ has nothing to gain from it and deliberately pissing-off the Kremlin is a bad move. I reckon Vlad said something like that in a very silly attempt at humour, or after a couple of vodkas.

 

[Pickman's model]

Nah, I don't. BJ has nothing to gain from it and deliberately pissing-off the Kremlin is a bad move. I reckon Vlad said something like that in a very silly attempt at humour, or after a couple of vodkas.

you're looking at this the wrong way. johnson has an inability to tell the truth. looking at lies as something where there might be a tangible benefit is looking at his relationship with the truth the wrong way. it's not that there's a tangible benefit but that he feels he can spout whatever shit he wants and some people out there will believe him. it's not like there's going to be any comeback from telling a lie about putin. it gets johnson back - however briefly - in the papers, and that's likely good enough for him

 

[Pickman's model]

Nah, I don't. BJ has nothing to gain from it and deliberately pissing-off the Kremlin is a bad move. I reckon Vlad said something like that in a very silly attempt at humour, or after a couple of vodkas.

oh and i bet putin has more tolerance to alcohol than johnson does, a couple of pints and johnson'd stumble into a corner and piss against the wall

 

[Ax^]

Nah, I don't. BJ has nothing to gain from it and deliberately pissing-off the Kremlin is a bad move. I reckon Vlad said something like that in a very silly attempt at humour, or after a couple of vodkas.

he gain publicity for the comment and was that not Boris aim for making the remark

keeping up his profile

 

[Pickman's model]

he gain publicity for the comment and was that not Boris aim for making the remark

keeping up his profile

letting people know he is still alive

 

[two sheds]

which can only depress people

 

[pesh]

Nah, I don't. BJ has nothing to gain from it and deliberately pissing-off the Kremlin is a bad move.

 

[Pickman's model]

which can only depress people

by no means. the possibility of sending him to feed the penguins in south georgia is still alive, and that in itself will cheer many people

 

[Pickman's model]

Nah, I don't. BJ has nothing to gain from it and deliberately pissing-off the Kremlin is a bad move. I reckon Vlad said something like that in a very silly attempt at humour, or after a couple of vodkas.

that reminds me, have you been sanctioned by putin yet?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

you're looking at this the wrong way. johnson has an inability to tell the truth. looking at lies as something where there might be a tangible benefit is looking at his relationship with the truth the wrong way. it's not that there's a tangible benefit but that he feels he can spout whatever shit he wants and some people out there will believe him. it's not like there's going to be any comeback from telling a lie about putin. it gets johnson back - however briefly - in the papers, and that's likely good enough for him

Basically it's a good anecdote isn't it. The sort of thing he might tell the lads down at whatever posh club he frequents after a brandy or four. Of course he's going to embellish it a bit why wouldn't he?

 

[Pickman's model]

Basically it's a good anecdote isn't it. The sort of thing he might tell the lads down at whatever posh club he frequents after a brandy or four. Of course he's going to embellish it a bit why wouldn't he?

it's not really a good anecdote.

 

[Sue]

it's not really a good anecdote.

Your idea of a good anecdote and his are...well, likely to be different...

 

[Pickman's model]

Your idea of a good anecdote and his are...well, likely to be different...

if it was my anecdote there'd be some final line about and then i fixed the brutal dictator and butcher of ukraine with my eye and told him in no uncertain terms that he could stick his missile where the sun don't shine.

 

[Bingoman]

Putin threatened to have him killed. Guess you can a little find good in everyone.

What stopped him

 

[Supine]

How long before Johnson falls out of a windows?

 

[two sheds]

if it was my anecdote there'd be some final line about and then i fixed the brutal dictator and butcher of ukraine with my eye and told him in no uncertain terms that he could stick his missile where the sun don't shine.

and everybody in the room burst into applause

 

[Pickman's model]

How long before Johnson falls out of a windows?

he refuses to ascend higher than the ground floor

 

[stavros]

They're both former members of vicious, secret societies.

 

[A380]

Anyone know if this is true?

 

[The39thStep]

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Anyone know if this is true?

Yup. "Once the Ukrainians have won, then yes, they should begin the process of induction both to NATO and of course the EU"

 

[Elpenor]

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Anyone know if this is true?

He has also argued in an identical interview that they shouldn’t join the EU