PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Serene]

Have any historians started erasing the cunt from all the history books yet? They need to eradicate all evidence that he ever existed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Have any historians started erasing the cunt from all the history books yet? They need to eradicate all evidence that he ever existed.

Because...

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

The only prime minister omitted from schooling it seems was Bonar Law.
I doubt this was due to any poor prime ministerial skills, more likely the difficulty of mentioning him to a group of 15 year olds and keeping control of the class, means his contribution is overlooked.

 

[Serene]

Because...

Because hes a cunt.

 

[Pickman's model]

Because hes a cunt.

And we should remove cunts from the historical record why?

 

[Raheem]

And we should remove cunts from the historical record why?

In the case of cunts who's entire cuntery aims at their prominent inclusion in the historical record, there must surely be a case.

 

[Pickman's model]

In the case of cunts who's entire cuntery aims at their prominent inclusion in the historical record, there must surely be a case.

If only serene would make it

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

And we should remove cunts from the historical record why?

Because it would make studying history much easier if you only had to memorise the half a dozen people left?

 

[LeytonCatLady]

In the case of cunts who's entire cuntery aims at their prominent inclusion in the historical record, there must surely be a case.

It's tempting but Boris Cuntface is the perfect example of why we shouldn't ignore the mistakes made throughout history.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I think it would be fine if the historical record just said 'Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson (1964-2023): Cunt'. But I don't think you can delete him entirely.

 

[brogdale]

It's tempting but Boris Cuntface is the perfect example of why we shouldn't ignore the mistakes made throughout history.

Particularly as, according to this source, his MO was to shred any incriminating evidence; we wouldn't want to help in his endeavour.

 

[hash tag]

In the case of cunts who's entire cuntery aims at their prominent inclusion in the historical record, there must surely be a case.

We really should never forget how awful people like him can be, especially when it comes to future elections.

 

[Raheem]

Well, if we'd erased Churchill, no-one could have tried to immitate him. That's all I'm saying.

 

[SpookyFrank]

It's tempting but Boris Cuntface is the perfect example of why we shouldn't ignore the mistakes made throughout history.

Didn't really need much history to spot that Johnson was a fucking liability. He practically advertised himself as such.

 

[teqniq]

A cover-up eh? Who would have guessed?

Johnson under fire as Partygate documents 'shredded' weeks before Covid inquiry

Boris Johnson is facing accusations of covering up Partygate evidence. The former PM also allegedly joked that a Downing Street party during lockdown was 'the most unsocially distanced' in the UK

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[hash tag]

Well, if we'd erased Churchill, no-one could have tried to immitate him. That's all I'm saying.

Thinking Thatcher

 

[stavros]

In the case of cunts who's entire cuntery aims at their prominent inclusion in the historical record, there must surely be a case.

Ah, but important social phenomena can be learnt from their activities:

 

[oryx]

A cover-up eh? Who would have guessed?

Johnson under fire as Partygate documents 'shredded' weeks before Covid inquiry

Boris Johnson is facing accusations of covering up Partygate evidence. The former PM also allegedly joked that a Downing Street party during lockdown was 'the most unsocially distanced' in the UK

www.mirror.co.uk

I was tempted to add the 'Wow' smiley to that, but it's not a case of 'Wow', it's a case of 'might've known'.

 

[Serene]

If only serene would make it

He blocked my drive with his car.

 

[hash tag]

As it appears on BBC website

 

[brogdale]

so many folks' cunt radar failed them...badly

 

[hash tag]

Apart fro favours and bribery, I can't think why somone with Johnson's wealth needs to borrow £800,000, possibly tax avoidance. That said, is he that much of a bad risk that he needs a guarantor. Don't the bank's trust him either.

 

[Pickman's model]

so many folks' cunt radar failed them...badly

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Fucking poundshop auric goldfinger

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Apart fro favours and bribery, I can't think why somone with Johnson's wealth needs to borrow £800,000, possibly tax avoidance. That said, is he that much of a bad risk that he needs a guarantor. Don't the bank's trust him either.

is he all that wealthy?

the child support payments alone must be a fairly substantial sum...

 

[Humberto]

Just a ruling class gangster:

Boris Johnson earns £1m from speaking engagements since leaving Downing Street

An update to the MPs' register of interests showed Mr Johnson had received more than £750,000 in fees for three speeches given in November.

news.sky.com

 

[hash tag]

Hasn't also been given homes to use\/
from members interests......
"Name of donor: Christopher Harborne
Address of donor: private
Amount of donation or nature and value if donation in kind: £1,000,000 to The Office of Boris Johnson Ltd"

 

[two sheds]

Johnson denies conflict of interest in appointment of BBC chairman

Labour asks watchdog to examine recruitment process after reports Richard Sharp helped former PM with personal finances

www.theguardian.com

Labour has asked the watchdog for public appointments to examine the recruitment process after it was reported Richard Sharp helped Johnson with his personal finances during the interview process for the role at the corporation.

The Sunday Times said Sharp, a former Goldman Sachs banker, was involved in helping to sort out a guarantee on a loan worth up to £800,000 for Johnson in late 2020.

While the loan guarantee was itself given by Sam Blyth, a Canadian businessman and distant cousin of Johnson, the report said Sharp had helped with the arrangement, including having a conversation with Simon Case, the cabinet secretary.

No conflict of interest there

 

[stavros]

 

[LeytonCatLady]

is he all that wealthy?

the child support payments alone must be a fairly substantial sum...

You assume he pays the child support???

 

[Puddy_Tat]

You assume he pays the child support???

dunno really - but can't help thinking he'd prefer the mums involved not to go to court about it...