PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Tanya1982]

It seemed like an odd place for BJ to be on holiday. I thought the Dominican Republic was package holiday territory. Maybe the DR was just the country nearest a luxurious private island owned by some human rights abuser he's befriended.

 

[Ax^]

from what i've heard about visitors to the Dominican Republic unless carrie was keeping an eye on boris at all times

he might just be shagged out

 

[SpookyFrank]

he looks like he has had to spend time with his wife and kids


can you imagine how difficult that would be for this feckless bastard

Logistically, very difficult indeed. Probably legally as well, what with court orders and so on.

 

[Ax^]

i meant just Carries kids not all of his own


he a selfish psychopath having to spend time not in his own interest would be hard


which is why i think he spent most of his time in the DR with Hookers

 

[ViolentPanda]

i meant just Carries kids not all of his own


he a selfish psychopath having to spend time not in his own interest would be hard


which is why i think he spent most of his time in the DR with Hookers

Only person I know who ever visited DR, did it so he could rape teenage girls (because that's what having sex with underaged prostitutes is). He wondered why I gave him several slaps when he told me that.

 

[Ax^]

Fuck me VP good to hear from ya

and thats what i was alluding to but damn

Good on you for doing that i would of done the same

 

[Tanya1982]

My god. What a thing. I'm a very liberal, open minded, live and let live sort, with boundaries that are often much less rigid than the strictest norm, but I'd be absolutely devastated if anyone I knew felt welcome to confide something like that in me.

 

[A380]

 

[WhyLikeThis]

 

[Ming]

His moral depravity is definitely showing on his face.

You know he always does a thumbs up or a fake salute in photo ops? I reckon his handlers have a couple of fake arms.

He’s that lazy and disinterested.

 

[Schmetterling]

Fuck me VP good to hear from ya

and thats what i was alluding to but damn

Good on you for doing that i would of done the same

I thought the same.
Hello ViolentPanda

 

[ViolentPanda]

I thought the same.
Hello ViolentPanda

Hello.
When I saw your name in my mentions, I remembered the 1st time I saw your name on the boards: "Schmetterling, isn't that a German politician?", I stupidly asked Ann. She aimed a slap at my head & said "no, that's Metternich, & he was Austrian, you halfwit!".

 

[Indeliblelink]

 

[Ming]

Hello.
When I saw your name in my mentions, I remembered the 1st time I saw your name on the boards: "Schmetterling, isn't that a German politician?", I stupidly asked Ann. She aimed a slap at my head & said "no, that's Metternich, & he was Austrian, you halfwit!".

Welcome back man!

 

[scalyboy]

Welcome back man!

Hear hear! Good to see you back again ViolentPanda

 

[Bingoman]

A source to Penny Mourdant has told sky news that she spoken to Boris Johnskn and rejected a request to back him .... oh dear

 

[MrSki]

 

[not-bono-ever]

Yeh but he’s a laff

 

[Ax^]

so was Liz

should of just left her in place if we wanted a luff

did not even have to do satire with truss bot

 

[gosub]

so was Liz

should of just left her in place if we wanted a luff

did not even have to do satire with truss bot

Tbf. Keeping up with her government must have been tricky for satirists

 

[Wilf]

A source to Penny Mourdant has told sky news that she spoken to Boris Johnskn and rejected a request to back him .... oh dear

If that doesn't change, that's johnson's last chance of him getting 100 gone.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Tbf. Keeping up with her government must have been tricky for satirists

What about the poor cartoonists. No sooner have they learned to draw her than she's out the door

Still if Johnson does come back they can make up for that wasted effort by just reprinting material from three years ago.

 

[Tanya1982]

so was Liz

should of just left her in place if we wanted a luff

did not even have to do satire with truss bot

No, she wasn't a laugh. To be serious, I thought the 'genuine excuse' Mordaunt explained about why Truss wasn't in the commons was that she was at that moment begging her doctor for a higher dose. By the time she eventually pitched up to sit next to Hunt, she looked like the extra Valium was starting to really kick in. It's often fun to watch a Tory cunt implode, but she'd done so much damage and without a shred of anything she'd done or hoped for left standing, the whole thing was just a very sorry sight by then. I think her kids are teenagers - all teenagers are embarrassed by their parents, but not all have Liz Truss for a mother. It all felt awkward and wrong.

 

[quiet guy]

How shit must Johnson be to not be able to read the mood of the party? Thinking that he had to break cover and return from another holiday because his time had come, again.

 

[Sue]

How shit must Johnson be to not be able to read the mood of the party? Thinking that he had to break cover and return from another holiday because his time had come, again.

Enormous ego.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Enormous ego.

...and, totally delusional.

 

[SpookyFrank]

No, she wasn't a laugh. To be serious, I thought the 'genuine excuse' Mordaunt explained about why Truss wasn't in the commons was that she was at that moment begging her doctor for a higher dose. By the time she eventually pitched up to sit next to Hunt, she looked like the extra Valium was starting to really kick in. It's often fun to watch a Tory cunt implode, but she'd done so much damage and without a shred of anything she'd done or hoped for left standing, the whole thing was just a very sorry sight by then. I think her kids are teenagers - all teenagers are embarrassed by their parents, but not all have Liz Truss for a mother. It all felt awkward and wrong.

I mean it was in her power to avoid all this by one of two simple means; either not being a horrendous ghoul of a person or remaining a horrendous ghoul but not seeking high political office.

 

[SpookyFrank]

How shit must Johnson be to not be able to read the mood of the party? Thinking that he had to break cover and return from another holiday because his time had come, again.

Like a lot of people he might not understand that Mail on Sunday editorials and reality are two separate things.

 

[brogdale]

I know, I know, but it still made me giggle...

 

[bimble]

Some twitter comedian went with "we hear that half of Johnson's 102 backers have gone over to Mourdant, taking her total up to 24."