PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[teqniq]

My irony detector just broke:

 

[Duncan2]

There needs to be a clocking in system at Westminster

 

[Pickman's model]

There needs to be a clocking in system at Westminster

But no clocking out one, save barges taking former former people to a necropolis

 

[hash tag]

I was thinking yesterday about the fact that if schoolkids have holidays during term time their parents are fined. But this wank gets to be away for weeks.

Is anyone surprised. He is a law unto himself, always has been.....

 

[Lord Camomile]

Do we know what other PMs did in the weeks after they stepped down? Know May and Brown stayed on as MPs, but were they straight back to work?

 

[friendofdorothy]

Is the Tory party, the public and the press suffering from some sort of amnesia?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Surely he'll just override the standards committee or threaten those tory members with some nonsense.

Depending on the standards committee to do the right thing feels like swearing that this time Will E Coyote will catch the bird

Hardly the most voraciously defenders of democracy around

 

[Sue]

Is the Tory party, the public and the press suffering from some sort of amnesia?

Fuck knows. Feel like I don't understand anything at the moment because everything's completely batshit.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Is the Tory party, the public and the press suffering from some sort of amnesia?

Six weeks is a long time in politics.

Something Truss will be trying to convince everyone of, including herself, I imagine.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Of course, bizarre as it might seem to most of us, does feel like there's a lot of people who think he was hard done by and shouldn't have gone in the first place, so in that sense there's nothing to forget, only avenge.

 

[Bingoman]

Now claims he has 100 he need will he stand?

 

[brogdale]

The fucking state of this...

 

[Cerv]

There needs to be a clocking in system at Westminster

the Lords does have that. since they're paid an allowance per day attended rather than any salary.
so people turn up, sign the book, immediately leave.

 

[Karl Masks]

I hope his constituents are angry that he fucked off for two months after resigning. He was partying as well while London burned just prior (on top of all that other partying).

Bring him in, just to have him booted out by the standards committee. That would be worth it

 

[Karl Masks]

Depending on the standards committee to do the right thing feels like swearing that this time Will E Coyote will catch the bird

Hardly the most voraciously defenders of democracy around

Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse are suing for copyright violations

 

[Ax^]

can you image next friday if he wins it


jesus he'll standing in front of 30 flags

 

[story]

the Lords does have that. since they're paid an allowance per day attended rather than any salary.
so people turn up, sign the book, immediately leave.

So it’s not a clocking in system.

Workers - yunno, people who actually do work - clock in and clock out, to demonstrate they’ve been present during the hours for whcih they receive payment.

 

[Pickman's model]

So it’s not a clocking in system.

Workers - yunno, people who actually do work - clock in and clock out, to demonstrate they’ve been present during the hours for whcih they receive payment.

I don't. We got rid of our shitty clocking in system during lockdown

 

[Bingoman]

can you image next friday if he wins it


jesus he'll standing in front of 30 flags

There would be meltdown in the Tory party

 

[Ax^]

 

[two sheds]

So it’s not a clocking in system.

Workers - yunno, people who actually do work - clock in and clock out, to demonstrate they’ve been present during the hours for whcih they receive payment.

Ah there's a difference though - that's a clocking in and clocking out system. They've just got the clocking in system.

 

[Ax^]

There would be meltdown in the Tory party

if only they not brave enough and would tody up and starting going "keep Calm and carry on"

the idea itself irritates the hell out of me

 

[hash tag]

I hope his constituents are angry that he fucked off for two months after resigning. He was partying as well while London burned just prior (on top of all that other partying).

Bring him in, just to have him booted out by the standards committee. That would be worth it

The nation burned, not just London?

 

[Rob Ray]

I'm starting to wonder whether the level of free advertising for Brand Boris actually breaks Ofcom electoral guidelines at this point ...

 

[Pickman's model]

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I'm starting to wonder whether the level of free advertising for Brand Boris actually breaks Ofcom electoral guidelines at this point ...

not to mention how can you trust a newspaper that heads a story 'boris johnson in profile' and illustrates it with a full face picture?

 

[Raheem]

not to mention how can you trust a newspaper that heads a story 'boris johnson in profile' and illustrates it with a full face picture?

Bigging up Johnson in the text and also showing a picture of his face does seem like balance, though.

 

[Pickman's model]

Bigging up Johnson in the text and also showing a picture of his face does seem like balance, though.

the only sort of balance i'd like to see from johnson is him being forced out on a tightrope across the niagara falls

 

[scalyboy]

Yes, he’ll find a way to get around the problem. And he’ll be facilitated in this by his supporters.

I've seen suggestions that if he becomes PM again, the govt would change the rules so that if the Parliamentary Privileges Committee finds that he did knowingly lie to the House (which of course we know he did, but I guess there has to be ironclad proof), and if, as I currently understand it, a fuckpig found to have deliberately misled the House must resign - they'd amend the rules so that it was "a matter for personal choice" whether to resign or not, or some such fuckery.

 

[scalyboy]

the only sort of balance i'd like to see from johnson is him being forced out on a tightrope across the niagara falls

With a penguin gnawing at his knackers

 

[brogdale]

Not lost the old thick cunt magnetism