PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Karl Masks]

How shit must Johnson be to not be able to read the mood of the party? Thinking that he had to break cover and return from another holiday because his time had come, again.

Perhap he's waiting for/hoping that Sunak will fail

 

[Karl Masks]

Every tory today:

It was correct that Boris resigned
I support Boris returning, he's the best man tos ave Britain
I support Rishi

 

[Pickman's model]

Perhap he's waiting for/hoping that Sunak will fail

everyone knows sunak will fail.

 

[pesh]

Now sing Michael, sing

 

[ruffneck23]

I suppose this is the best place for this.

EDIT, ive bunged in in the bandwidth thread.

 

[Pickman's model]

I suppose this is the best place for this.

EDIT, ive bunged in in the bandwidth thread.

 

[moochedit]

It's possible we are limiting ourselves by hemispheres. Why not a road and rail bridge from Bognor Regis to Sydney Harbour via Mustique and Buenos Aires? With an off ramp to Kigali, but one way only - nothing that 'piccaninnies with watermelon smiles' might try to actually get on.

Why limit to earth? A bridge to mars and jupitor via the moon would be a far more sensible use of my income tax

 

[brogdale]

 

[Pickman's model]

he's scalped boris johnson and wears the newly-ripped blonde locks with pride

 

[Wilf]

I hate finding myself if agreement with fabricant, but he's right about johnson pulling out twice, which will harm any future bid in 2025.

 

[pinkmonkey]

On the BBC they whacked the levels up on the recording and he looked radioactive, even more yellow syrup than normal!

 

[gosub]

Perhap he's waiting for/hoping that Sunak will fail

Stormy seas ahead that's for sure

 

[Pickman's model]

I hate finding myself if agreement with fabricant, but he's right about johnson pulling out twice, which will harm any future bid in 2025.

by the time we get to 2025 we won't be so fussed about johnson as we'll have bigger things on our plate

 

[WhyLikeThis]

by the time we get to 2025 we won't be so fussed about johnson as we'll have bigger things on our plate

If we have plates.

 

[andysays]

everyone knows sunak will fail.

"All political careers end in failure, but not usually as quickly as Liz Truss's"

 

[Pickman's model]

If we have plates.

yes, it's this recognition of how bad things will be that we'll see more of in the coming months and years

 

[hash tag]

"All political careers end in failure, but not usually as quickly as Liz Truss's"

Johnson was a failure before he even started.

 

[Bingoman]

Mad nads is guest presenting the Pier Morgan show on talk TV and looks sad

 

[Duncan2]

Waiting for his cue for the ninety second acceptance speech he looked almost like a man in shock.The youngest PM for two hundred years I doubt whether any of us will be surprised if he too disappears into an elephant trap double-quick.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Mad nads is guest presenting the Pier Morgan show on talk TV and looks sad

Pics or it never happened.

 

[Calamity1971]

Oh dear.

 

[Ax^]

Boris Fluffed it

with the party in the chaos it is in he should of just chilled out earning 150 thousand a night for light work
and let the situation play out

in Tory minds and hearts , he could of just walked back in after election loss,
but the Mans ego Good

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Boris Fluffed it

with the party in the chaos it is in he should of just chilled out earning 150 thousand a night for light work
and let the situation play out

in Tory minds and hearts , he could of just walked back in after election loss,
but the Mans ego Good

I read it differently. After a wipe out election failure Johnson wouldn't have escaped blame. The slow-motion car crash that is brexit isn't going to look better for Johnson. He will progressively be seen as the architect of the mess.

Tories will turn to a new generation of loons after the defeat.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Fuck me VP good to hear from ya

and thats what i was alluding to but damn

Good on you for doing that i would of done the same

I have no truck with rape, with jokes about rape, or with people who think that rape is somehow okay. To me, those people deserve nothing but hate & a kicking. I got forcibly buggered by someone when I was 8 yrs old. It fucked me up mentally for 2 decades. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, & women have so much more to lose physically than I did - the possibility of being made pregnant by your rapist being the main thing that occurs to me. I can't even begin to imagine what a young girl would go through.

 

[ViolentPanda]

My god. What a thing. I'm a very liberal, open minded, live and let live sort, with boundaries that are often much less rigid than the strictest norm, but I'd be absolutely devastated if anyone I knew felt welcome to confide something like that in me.

Thing is, some people have no boundaries. Their narcissism doesn't allow them to "see" that other people aren't as sociopathically self-obsessed as they themselves are.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Why limit to earth? A bridge to mars and jupitor via the moon would be a far more sensible use of my income tax

How about Pickman's model 's favoured project - The Grytviken to Beunos Aires bridge, built through the sole use of labour provided by Tories, fascists & other assorted right-wing nogoodniks?

 

[ViolentPanda]

he's scalped boris johnson and wears the newly-ripped blonde locks with pride

Nah, that hair is too shiny to be alco (as opposed to Wilko) Johnson's. He definitely got that by weaving a wig from yellow nylon thread.

 

[Lurdan]

Dear oh dear.

article link (archived)

A veteran Tory MP said: “Boris could not have done a better job than if he had been acting as Agent Rishi. By allowing his candidacy to run he killed off any chance of a rightwing candidate going forward in this election. He has handed it to Sunak, a plutocrat with no real principles at all.” (...)

The ERG of Tory Brexiteers chaired by Mark Francois had its meeting at 10.30am on Monday morning but many members, while suspicious of Sunak, felt they had been “betrayed” by Mr Johnson in 2019 when he failed to keep his promises to them. (...) “Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me,” one ERG member noted. But the decision not to run provoked fury in the group.

“He’s an absolute ****!” one blasted. “He has killed off our chances.”

 

[bimble]

That article states as a fact that he had 110 backers. The daily mail likewise says this is ‘confirmed’. Madness.

 

[Supine]

From that article “Calls were made to former Home Secretary Priti Patel, a key member of Team Boris, to persuade her to make a late bid”