PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[scalyboy]

Just waiting for BoJo to romp back like Churchill then have a stroke and die pissing himself.

At least Churchill was a man of action. The shiftless, indolent f*ckpig Johnson will most likely hire a staffer or intern to piss all over him while he stuffs his craw with foie gras & Courvoisier

 

[cupid_stunt]

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It needs to be at least 6ft deep, and that's an odd shape for you, Mr Johnson.

 

[scalyboy]

Not sure that ‘proud’ is the most appropriate word …

 

[Artaxerxes]

Not sure that ‘proud’ is the most appropriate word …

"What have you done?"
"Erm..."

 

[not-bono-ever]

Is he still alive ?

I wake each morning and hope for good news

 

[andysays]

That’s Dorries as well so it’s could have had two in one if they’d pushed em in

Gonna need a bigger boat hole

 

[Supine]

Gonna need a bigger boat hole

Not if we run him through a mincer first

 

[Pickman's model]

Gonna need a bigger boat hole

No, he'll fit in there easily enough once he's passed through the penguins

 

[A380]

"What have you done?"
"Erm..."

Threw some banging parties.

 

[andysays]

Not if we run him through a mincer first

No, he'll fit in there easily enough once he's passed through the penguins

So it's minced, fed to penguins and  then stuck in a hole.

I love it when a plan comes together

 

[Ax^]

line the whole with that golden wall paper ripped off the walls of his flat would be a nice touch as well

 

[Supine]

So it's minced, fed to penguins and  then stuck in a hole.

I love it when a plan comes together

I’d suggest petrol as a final step. Just to be sure.

 

[andysays]

I’d suggest petrol as a final step. Just to be sure.

 

[Calamity1971]

Fucking hell. Give him the keys and point him towards the nearest tree.

 

[Karl Masks]

Got time to pose with pigs, no time for fuel poverty. Boris can fuck off and die of aids for all i care

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[elbows]

Not sure that ‘proud’ is the most appropriate word …

He is probably proud of some of the jokes he told round the emergency response tables of government. Proud of how well he coped with hangovers in pandemic daily briefings, etc.

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucking hell. Give him the keys and point him towards the nearest tree.

Or cliff like in quadrophenia

 

[Calamity1971]

Or cliff like in quadrophenia

Nah, too quick. Has to be slow, painful and crying for nanny.

 

[Ax^]

Boris on the way out let's build the nuclear plants that where given the green light by Gordon brown in 2009.

heap praise on me

what a cunt

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

 

[Raheem]

Boris on the way out let's build the nuclear plants that where given the green light by Gordon brown in 2009.

heap praise on me

what a cunt

Suspect this might be about getting money committed in order to frustrate Truss's plans to make holes under the North Sea.

All the same, what a cunt.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Kettles

 

[gosub]

Boris on the way out let's build the nuclear plants that where given the green light by Gordon brown in 2009.

heap praise on me

what a cunt

Gordon Brown on the other hand, has having a holiday near where those Russian ships turned up in South West Eire. (his CP must have loved that.)

 

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[Calamity1971]

He should send this in to viz's top tips, the out of touch cunt.

 

[oryx]

He should send this in to viz's top tips, the out of touch cunt.

Fucking hell, that's real 'let them eat cake' stuff.

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucking hell, that's real 'let them eat cake' stuff.

Make Johnson eat cake, then serve the resulting pate de foie gras to the penguins

 

[Raheem]

Fucking hell, that's real 'let them eat cake' stuff.

It's a bit unfair, because he was making an analogy about paying £700 million for nuclear power, rather than channelling the money saving guy. A shit and patronising analogy, but one nonetheless.

 

[Raheem]

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