PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[A380]

alexander boris de pfeffel johnson, the sentence of this court is that you will be taken from here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until the penguins have arrived, and upon that day that you be taken to the place of execution and there impenguinated until you are dead. and may god have mercy upon your soul.

A tough sentence from the beak.

 

[hegley]

alexander boris de pfeffel johnson, the sentence of this court is that you will be taken from here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until the penguins have arrived, and upon that day that you be taken to the place of execution and there impenguinated until you are dead. and may god have mercy upon your soul.

Not sure he's got a soul, but if he does it's certainly not worthy of mercy.

 

[Pickman's model]

Not sure he's got a soul, but if he does it's certainly not worthy of mercy.

the penguins will rip it out of him and feed it to their young

 

[bluescreen]

alexander boris de pfeffel johnson, the sentence of this court is that you will be taken from here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until the penguins have arrived, and upon that day that you be taken to the place of execution and there impenguinated until you are dead. and may god have mercy upon your soul.

Close confinement on which wing?

 

[Pickman's model]

Close confinement on which wing?

you've a talon-t for punning

 

[Artaxerxes]

Aged well.

 

[extra dry]

it is over now for Boris as all his stuff gets moved out

3 minutes and some terrible singing

 

[quiet guy]

Is he taking the wall paper with him as well?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

you've a talon-t for punning

don't egg him on...

 

[SysOut]

Is he taking the wall paper with him as well?

He'll empty the wine cellar, one way or the other.

 

[SysOut]

don't egg him on...

He's quite gullible.

 

[Smangus]

He's quite gullible.

But quite low in the pecking order mind you, not something to crow about.

 

[DaveCinzano]

But quite low in the pecking order mind you, not something to crow about.

Was laid low a while with CORVID-19

 

[SysOut]

Was laid low a while with CORVID-19

He always had a chough.

 

[SysOut]

"A chough's a chough, one has to know one's linnets"

 

[bluescreen]

Was laid low a while with CORVID-19

Are you sure it wasn't flew?

 

[Dom Traynor]

Was laid low a while with CORVID-19

What are you raven about?

 

[Raheem]

This is all a bit hard to gulp down.

 

[DaveCinzano]

What are you raven about?

I'm raven till the sweat just pours down off me

 

[xenon]

This thread's taken a tern for the worse.

 

[agricola]

This thread's taken a tern for the worse.

editor auk to put a stop to it

 

[Smangus]

editor auk to put a stop to it

it's a bittern man that would do that.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

i think he'll duck the issue

 

[DaveCinzano]

He'll be cormoranting and raven

 

[xenon]

There'll be a swift judgment.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The primeministerial jugs are out! Anything Vlad can do, etc...

I think he's genuinely lost weight. Perhaps when he comes back to replace Liz in a year's time he'll work a Mr Motivator gimmick?

 

[Dom Traynor]

i think he'll duck the issue

You saying he's chicken?

 

[locomotive]

Canary one stop with the puns and get back on topic?

 

[brogdale]

Canary one stop with the puns and get back on topic?

The more swift the better.

 

[quiet guy]

I'll perch here and wait a while, let minnow when we can start with the fish puns