PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

I'll perch here and wait a while, let minnow when we can start with the fish puns

Yeh look on while others flounder

 

[bluescreen]

I'm finding this levity a bit hard to swallow, but despite the weightloss Johnson is no spring chicken. Still a bit chubby though.

 

[Dom Traynor]

I'm finding this levity a bit hard to swallow, but despite the weightloss Johnson is no spring chicken. Still a bit chubby though.

He's a cock.

 

[eatmorecheese]

He's a cock.

A flaming galah.

 

[MrSki]

 

[contadino]

Still waiting for nanny to dry his pits.

 

[stavros]

The Village People make an unexpected comeback.

 

[Cerv]

Dulwich Villagers react to news of Boris and Carrie’s potential move

News of the Johnsons’ potential move has proven controversial — here’s what locals think about the possibility of having the couple as neighbours.

www.standard.co.uk

still doesn't fancy actually living in Uxbridge then

 

[stavros]

I would ask if he was going to continue to represent them, but I realise the flaw in that question.

 

[A380]

 

[teqniq]

More 'we're sorry, we didn't mean it'

Disgruntled Tory members are trying to force a rule change to veto Johnson’s resignation

 

[A380]

More 'we're sorry, we didn't meant it'

Disgruntled Tory members are trying to force a rule change to veto Johnson’s resignation

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Be a pity if people who weren't members of the Tory party added their names to this petition in an attempt to make the party look (even more) stupid and weak...

ETA.

Yes sir, be a real pity if people were childish enough to follow this link and put in stupid details. You'd have to be really infantile to do that...

As a party member I want a Boris Johnson ballot

Lord Cruddas and the Conservative Post, invite Conservative Party Members to sign and share this petition. Please fill in your details below and click submit. Your message will be sent directly to …

conservativepost.co.uk

 

[magneze]

It's quite a good measure of how shit Truss and Sunak are if they want Johnson back.

 

[cupid_stunt]

More 'we're sorry, we didn't meant it'

Disgruntled Tory members are trying to force a rule change to veto Johnson’s resignation

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And, if his resignation is rejected, it would leave him in an untenable position, because it would be against the wishes of the MPs.

These people are as thick as shit.

 

[Sue]

Was his resignation not accepted ages ago or did I dream that? In which case, this feels a bit horse stable door kind of thing.

 

[SysOut]

This is all being orchestrated by Johnson, vindictive as he is.

 

[teqniq]

Interesting claim here and likely to be true imo. Johnson definitely has something to hide here.

Boris Johnson is Trying to ‘Silence’ Questions About Evgeny Lebedev

A Labour MP says the Prime Minister and his friend tried to stop him from asking questions about lavish parties held at the newspaper proprietor's Italian villa, reports Adam Bienkov

bylinetimes.com

 

[MickiQ]

"Following one such party in 2018, the then Foreign Secretary was spotted by fellow travellers at the local airport, without his security detail, “looking like he had slept in his clothes”.

TBF: Boris always looks like he has slept in his clothes

 

[SysOut]

Interesting claim here and likely to be true imo. Johnson definitely has something to hide here.

Boris Johnson is Trying to ‘Silence’ Questions About Evgeny Lebedev

A Labour MP says the Prime Minister and his friend tried to stop him from asking questions about lavish parties held at the newspaper proprietor's Italian villa, reports Adam Bienkov

bylinetimes.com

Given that his many weaknesses could leave him open to blackmail, why does the Prime Minister think that MI6 may not entirely trust him?”

An interesting point is, as with MI5's surveillance of Harold Wilson, that the main power of state seems to be above government, not with government or parliament per se.

The security services may have wanted to block the questions precisely because they were well aware of what Johnson has been upto.

 

[gosub]

An interesting point is, as with MI5's surveillance of Harold Wilson, that the main power of state seems to be above government, not with government or parliament per se.

The security services may have wanted to block the questions precisely because they were well aware of what Johnson has been upto.

Ish (I think). However, as much as I think there IS a power struggle going on within Russia, the insinuation that Mr Johnson has be got at by the Russians does seem to somewhat fly in the face of at least the last 6 months.

AND there was a certain amount of false flag about the 'issue' with Harold Wilson back in the day.

 

[teqniq]

Ish (I think). However, as much as I think there IS a power struggle going on within Russia, the insinuation that Mr Johnson has be got at by the Russians does seem to somewhat fly in the face of at least the last 6 months.

AND there was a certain amount of false flag about the 'issue' with Harold Wilson back in the day.

Johnson is however a shameless opportunist, willing to jump on any passing bandwagon if he thinks it will benefit him, even if it pisses the Russians off and it is the Tory party in general not just Johnson who have benefited from oligarch's money. Also from the article:

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[Artaxerxes]

It's quite a good measure of how shit Truss and Sunak are if they want Johnson back.

It’s not the members who got rid of St Johnson, it’s the media and traitor MPs


Nice to have the Conservatives doing the stabbed in the back myth thing for once

 

[DaveCinzano]

It’s not the members who got rid of St Johnson, it’s the media and traitor MPs


Nice to have the Conservatives doing the stabbed in the back myth thing for once

Hey, a little Dolchstoßlegende never hurt no one AMIRITE?!

 

[Artaxerxes]

Hey, a little Dolchstoßlegende never hurt no one AMIRITE?!

Just waiting for BoJo to romp back like Churchill then have a stroke and die pissing himself.

 

[brogdale]

Insert obvious/hilarious caption here...

 

[quiet guy]

Tell him it's a fridge and he'd have been right in it

 

[Fairweather]

 

[Artaxerxes]

That’s Dorries as well so it’s could have had two in one if they’d pushed em in

 

[scalyboy]

That’s Dorries as well so it’s could have had two in one if they’d pushed em in

Double bubble