PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[bimble]

It would be a good thing if Dorries goes to the lords IMO - if there's any single act that would perfectly demonstrate it a sham that need abolishing ASAP, then it's that. More of that kind of thing.

38 thousand six hundred and ninety two people went out & voted for nadine dorries though, in wherever it is that she got a massive majority. So it won’t demonstrate anything really will it. If she is culture secretary she may as well be a lord, we’re too far gone.

 

[killer b]

it's totally wild and needs burning down

 

[bimble]

I’m confused about it, because unelected sounds terrible but then they’re sat there all secure and can bin legislation dreamed up by whatever twats are in power that week which they find egregious and often do and that’s been frequently a good thing.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I’m confused about it, because unelected sounds terrible but then they’re sat there all secure and can bin legislation dreamed up by whatever twats are in power that week which they find egregious and often do and that’s been frequently a good thing.

Starting with Cameron, the tories have gone above and beyond stuffing the place with donors, lickspittles and MPs who are too dense to be kept in the public eye. Most of those probably never turn up or vote though so...

 

[AmateurAgitator]

He's gonna put Nadine Dorries in the house of lords ffs.

Nothing about this system surprises me anymore, its just utter trash.

 

[Storm Fox]

He's staying at Chequers and will miss the COBRA meeting regarding the upcoming heat.

Johnson skips emergency Cobra meeting as experts warn thousands may die in UK heatwave

Prime minister stays at Chequers as NHS, schools and transport providers issue warnings about fatally high temperatures

www.theguardian.com

Although I'd doubt he'd add much to the meeting if he did attend.

 

[quiet guy]

None of the potential PM candidates attended either. Continuity PM

 

[elbows]

Although I'd doubt he'd add much to the meeting if he did attend.

Some bad jokes made in bad taste are what will be missing due to his failure to attend.

 

[8ball]

He's staying at Chequers and will miss the COBRA meeting regarding the upcoming heat.

Will it be a lockdown or a big national water fight?

I’m hoping for the latter.

 

[teqniq]

This is rather good:

 

[killer b]

he's wrong about hobnobs

 

[teqniq]

But not about Johnson.

 

[Pickman's model]

I suppose we can say anything we like about Johnson now without fear of a libel suit

 

[kabbes]

Much as I agree with the sentiment, I don’t think that a graduation ceremony is the place for it. People have worked hard for years for their degree and have paid a fortune for their family to come and watch them get it. It’s not the time to make them feel awkward because their Boris-loving granny is in the crowd.

 

[platinumsage]

I heard a rumour from China that he's accepted an advisory position for a company involved in the diamond industry. Probably bollocks but anyone heard anything similar?

 

[maomao]

he's wrong about hobnobs

He's wrong about us 'not having it' too. We had nearly three years of it and we'll end up with worse.

 

[philosophical]

I have been to quite a few graduation ceremonies, and the real measure is the standard of grub offered afterwards.
My five in reverse order with scores out of 10.

5. UCL. Actually off putting. One bite, straight in the bin. 1/10
4. Christ College Cambridge. Basically just salt. 3/10
3. Royal Holloway. Average wedding buffet standard. 6/10
2. Bristol University. Really pleasant savoury, marvellous pastries. 8/10
1. Merton College Oxford. Rich bastards, even had a sit down with excellent vegetarian offering, lovely wine. Top class grub for everybody. 9/10

 

[stavros]

I suppose we can say anything we like about Johnson now without fear of a libel suit

That's right; no need to hold back with the criticism, as we have up until now.

 

[Pickman's model]

That's right; no need to hold back with the criticism, as we have up until now.

It's not as fun now

 

[Wilf]

Can't be arsed with Cobra again, I see. Which is where we came in on the thousands of surplus Covi deaths. Anyway, he's got a party to organise. We'll, which is also...

 

[teqniq]

This may have been posted before (the pic, that is) but perhaps not with this comment

 

[Lorca]

I heard a rumour from China that he's accepted an advisory position for a company involved in the diamond industry. Probably bollocks but anyone heard anything similar?

What, Mark Thomas, what a let-down.

 

[Wilf]

Fucking nauseating listening to him, but this vonc doesn't so anything for Labour.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucking nauseating listening to him, but this vonc doesn't so anything for Labour.

What a load of vonckers

 

[killer b]

this erm. isn't great.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Sub trumpian shite

 

[MrCurry]

this erm. isn't great.

WTF is the “deep state”?

 

[killer b]

It's Boris Johnson trying to harness the power of far right conspiracy theory.

 

[Raheem]

It's Boris Johnson trying to harness the power of far right conspiracy theory.

I would speculate that this will maximise his value as a speaker for hire in the US.