PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[JimW]

It disrupts and retards development and economy.

Which had all been going so swimmingly up until Pincher got handsy again.

 

[billy_bob]

Tldr

Some chap wanting help getting his wealth out of Nigeria, I think. HTH.

 

[billy_bob]

Johnson survives vonc attempt

Boris Johnson blocks no confidence vote in his own government tomorrow

The Opposition planned to table the motion today - with a vote on Wednesday - after it emerged the PM would cling to office until September 5

www.mirror.co.uk

Isn't it hilarious how our democracy works, though. Any party in parliament can request a debate and vote on whether the House still has confidence in the leader of the executive - who then has the final say on whether to let them.

 

[two sheds]

Along with the final say on whether he should be investigated for breaking parliamentary rules.

 

[Supine]

Blimey, PMQ is explosive. How many got thrown out? LOL

 

[belboid]

Blimey, PMQ is explosive. How many got thrown out? LOL

Sounds like just the two from Alba, finally doing something to get themselves noticed.

 

[Wilf]

As irrelevant as 2 pissed men arguing after closing time. Difference is, starmer thinks he's sober.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Wilf]

Assumed that was a joke, but no.... hey, at this rate Henry Kissinger is going to get the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[extra dry]

Assumed that was a joke, but no.... hey, at this rate Henry Kissinger is going to get the Nobel Peace Prize.

Boris has the type of personality which would require someone else to pull the trigger, it seems.

 

[Calamity1971]

Not got the stomach for this, even if gonad is going to make a tit of herself.

 

[philosophical]

Is Laura Kuenssberg making a programme about Boris Johnson which will be about Laura Kuenssberg?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is Laura Kuenssberg making a programme about Boris Johnson which will be about Laura Kuenssberg?

I hear it'll be focusing on the Irish border issue.

 

[Ax^]

mad dorris on now


tbf this is Kuenssberg just gloating that she leaving her job by choice

 

[petee]

an american tries to follow all this

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Spitting Image

 

[stavros]

Nadir Dorries was just on C4 News, suggesting Johnson might have another crack at being PM in the future.

 

[Storm Fox]

I couldn't find any leadership polls for the population at large, only Tory voters. But the FT has this reader poll here Subscribe to read | Financial Times and here archive.ph it seems Sunak isn't going to improve the Tories results.

 

[Wilf]

Nadir Dorries was just on C4 News, suggesting Johnson might have another crack at being PM in the future.

Of where, Trumpton?

 

[billy_bob]

Of where, Trumpton?

Hard to think of a more appropriate, and appropriately named, place for him...

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Hard to think of a more appropriate, and appropriately named, place for him...

how about

 

[Raheem]

how about

HMP Twatt, if there is one.

 

[billy_bob]

how about

 

[Chilli.s]

Thats Shilbottle, but nobody with a marker pen can even walk past one of those signs without the crossed l whispering, no shouting to them

 

[Calamity1971]

Thats Shilbottle, but nobody with a marker pen can even walk past one of those signs without the crossed l whispering, no shouting to them

I've never seen it not altered..Think the local council gave up in the end.

 

[billy_bob]

Aye, it's in the Northumberland County Council by-laws - if you pass an undoctored Shilbottle sign you are obligated to change it to Shitbottle within 24 hours, otherwise you can be subject to a hefty fine.

 

[contadino]

Nadir Dorries was just on C4 News, suggesting Johnson might have another crack at being PM in the future.

He really wants to be Churchill.

 

[Sprocket.]

He really wants to be Churchill.

Nobody likes him as a politician, can’t see anyone buying insurance off him.

 

[Pickman's model]

He really wants to be Churchill.

Yes, but he's always the Churchill of 1915