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Alligator in chains by the park gates.
It's a bit "our first time at the Fringe" for me.
It's a bit "our first time at the Fringe" for me.
It’s Friday and it’s the afternoon…. Here’s a farewell rhyme from me to you:One of my colleagues left recently and in her farewell email wrote a poem to say goodbye. It was absolutely bloody atrocious. I'll see if it will bear reproduction after identifying details removed
think it was just usDid every dept get one or was the library singled out for special treatment?
Ouch. I’ve been saying for an age library staff need to be less nice and more aggressively mean.think it was just us
there once was a loser named teuchterurban75, urban75,
you really
make me feel alive.
your indignant replies
bring tears of joy
to my eyes.
typing out any old nonse-
-ence
will still get response
-es.
words written in jest
will be taken at their most literal-est.
this probably also applies
to poems from colleagues
received by humorless members
of monothought cliques
but is this a leaving poem, they wonder?
no.
I'm staying for ever
and ever and ever.
TBF, he'd probably argue that screws provide a better fixing. And he'd be right.Anything for contrarianism, eh. If before breakfast time three other members of this site came out against fixing puppies to walls, teuchter'd be down B&Q for more nails by lunchtime.
Loquacious today I seeB&Q is a bit of a rip off and you will get better value by going to Screwfix, which by the way is owned by the same parent company.
TBF, he'd probably argue that screws provide a better fixing. And he'd be right.
Channelling Yoda you areLoquacious today I see
Did you just write this thing?The conservative party sacked the Prime Minister Boris Johnson not because of failure to govern the country or the poor management of the Brexit or botching the pandemic control or mismanagement of the economy during a global energy and food crisis attributed to the war in Ukraine, or failure in the international relations. The misdemeanour of his staff and cohorts incriminated him as leader of the pack. Can the Prime Minister manage the behaviour of the Downing Street staff or the MPs of the conservative party? His job is to run the country, steer and direct the policy-making, development planning, finance, and international relations as stated in the election manifesto. He will delegate these responsibilities to his Ministers and civil servants. However, he has to agree and accede with the strategies and be responsible for the outcomes. I think the political parties in power of the government need to have procedures to deal with inappropriate behaviours and practices of the public servants without political travesty and sacrifice of the Prime Minister, unless of course he or she is incorrigible, and is the cause of all the ills and misconduct of the political office. There are parliamentary committees grilling the ministers and officials to uphold the integrity of the government office. These procedures have circumvented the current allegations. The current situation is a result of personal misbehaviours and misdemeanour. Changing Prime Minister in the middle of a government term for the reasons of peoples’ misdemeanour is a malady. It disrupts and retards development and economy. There should be other means of jurisdiction and reforming the misconduct in the government office taking into consideration of true perspective of the mission and responsibilities of the Prime Minister’s office.
It doesn't rhyme.Did you just write this thing?
I imagine him walking into a room and just saying it in one go without pausing for breath and then walking straight out again.Did you just write this thing?
The conservative party sacked the Prime Minister Boris Johnson not because of failure to govern the country or the poor management of the Brexit or botching the pandemic control or mismanagement of the economy during a global energy and food crisis attributed to the war in Ukraine, or failure in the international relations. The misdemeanour of his staff and cohorts incriminated him as leader of the pack. Can the Prime Minister manage the behaviour of the Downing Street staff or the MPs of the conservative party? His job is to run the country, steer and direct the policy-making, development planning, finance, and international relations as stated in the election manifesto. He will delegate these responsibilities to his Ministers and civil servants. However, he has to agree and accede with the strategies and be responsible for the outcomes. I think the political parties in power of the government need to have procedures to deal with inappropriate behaviours and practices of the public servants without political travesty and sacrifice of the Prime Minister, unless of course he or she is incorrigible, and is the cause of all the ills and misconduct of the political office. There are parliamentary committees grilling the ministers and officials to uphold the integrity of the government office. These procedures have circumvented the current allegations. The current situation is a result of personal misbehaviours and misdemeanour. Changing Prime Minister in the middle of a government term for the reasons of peoples’ misdemeanour is a malady. It disrupts and retards development and economy. There should be other means of jurisdiction and reforming the misconduct in the government office taking into consideration of true perspective of the mission and responsibilities of the Prime Minister’s office.
The wet wipe probably knew he wouldn't get the vote. Either that, or he's even more incompetent than we thought.Johnson survives vonc attempt
Boris Johnson blocks no confidence vote in his own government tomorrow
The Opposition planned to table the motion today - with a vote on Wednesday - after it emerged the PM would cling to office until September 5www.mirror.co.uk
may already have been said, but it has occurred to me that i wasn't expecting that twat johnson's ousting to be due to someone else's sexual impropriety...
PoziDriv twin-thread drywall, I think. 50mm.The conservative party sacked the Prime Minister Boris Johnson not because of failure to govern the country or the poor management of the Brexit or botching the pandemic control or mismanagement of the economy during a global energy and food crisis attributed to the war in Ukraine, or failure in the international relations. The misdemeanour of his staff and cohorts incriminated him as leader of the pack. Can the Prime Minister manage the behaviour of the Downing Street staff or the MPs of the conservative party? His job is to run the country, steer and direct the policy-making, development planning, finance, and international relations as stated in the election manifesto. He will delegate these responsibilities to his Ministers and civil servants. However, he has to agree and accede with the strategies and be responsible for the outcomes. I think the political parties in power of the government need to have procedures to deal with inappropriate behaviours and practices of the public servants without political travesty and sacrifice of the Prime Minister, unless of course he or she is incorrigible, and is the cause of all the ills and misconduct of the political office. There are parliamentary committees grilling the ministers and officials to uphold the integrity of the government office. These procedures have circumvented the current allegations. The current situation is a result of personal misbehaviours and misdemeanour. Changing Prime Minister in the middle of a government term for the reasons of peoples’ misdemeanour is a malady. It disrupts and retards development and economy. There should be other means of jurisdiction and reforming the misconduct in the government office taking into consideration of true perspective of the mission and responsibilities of the Prime Minister’s office.
Are you paid by the word?The conservative party sacked the Prime Minister Boris Johnson not because of failure to govern the country or the poor management of the Brexit or botching the pandemic control or mismanagement of the economy during a global energy and food crisis attributed to the war in Ukraine, or failure in the international relations. The misdemeanour of his staff and cohorts incriminated him as leader of the pack. Can the Prime Minister manage the behaviour of the Downing Street staff or the MPs of the conservative party? His job is to run the country, steer and direct the policy-making, development planning, finance, and international relations as stated in the election manifesto. He will delegate these responsibilities to his Ministers and civil servants. However, he has to agree and accede with the strategies and be responsible for the outcomes. I think the political parties in power of the government need to have procedures to deal with inappropriate behaviours and practices of the public servants without political travesty and sacrifice of the Prime Minister, unless of course he or she is incorrigible, and is the cause of all the ills and misconduct of the political office. There are parliamentary committees grilling the ministers and officials to uphold the integrity of the government office. These procedures have circumvented the current allegations. The current situation is a result of personal misbehaviours and misdemeanour. Changing Prime Minister in the middle of a government term for the reasons of peoples’ misdemeanour is a malady. It disrupts and retards development and economy. There should be other means of jurisdiction and reforming the misconduct in the government office taking into consideration of true perspective of the mission and responsibilities of the Prime Minister’s office.