PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Nadir Dorries was just on C4 News, suggesting Johnson might have another crack at being PM in the future.

Suppose he should, he's already done most other drugs

 

[Spandex]

He really wants to be Churchill.

Maybe he could be like Churchill in his second term as PM: a burnt out alcoholic necking endless amounts of amphetamines and barbiturates to try and function.

 

[frogwoman]

I'd rather have Bathsheba as PM than any of these so called candidates tbh. Sitting in the pond and catching flies all day would be a vast improvement to whatever horrors they've got planned

 

[Nylock]

The Tory party could engage the public by making the contestants complete the wipeout course to be eligible for nomination

Takeshi's Castle. With actual weapons.

Bond, Sandra Bond

License to kill (the written verse)

 

[petee]

Takeshi's Castle.

crikey, the ex and I used to watch MXC and laugh our heads off.

 

[two sheds]

Now who would have thought this?

Downing Street admits to ‘nasty, misogynist culture’ while Boris Johnson PM

PM’s communications lead blamed other aides for sexist environment

www.independent.co.uk

Downing Street has admitted that Boris Johnson presided over a “nasty, misogynist culture” in No 10 but denied the prime minister himself was to blame.

Dominic Cummings, Mr Johnson’s former top aide, mocked Mr Harri’s defence, writing on Twitter: “Ah yes, [Mr Johnson], the true victim, famous for selflessly ‘carrying the can for the bad behaviour of others’ [laughing face emoji].”

He added: “As one young woman forced out by [Mr Johnson] said, ‘he just stares at our t***’.”
...
The prime minister, he [a "source"] said, “was completely disorganised. He would never read his notes.”

He claimed: “First thing in the morning Boris Johnson would turn up two hours late. His hair would be wet. He’d have like his zip undone or his shirt hanging out. He’d be just a complete mess all the time.”

He also claimed there were “way more” parties in Downing Street during lockdown than came to light in the Sue Gray report.

 

[Pickman's model]

Maybe he could be like Churchill in his second term as PM: a burnt out alcoholic necking endless amounts of amphetamines and barbiturates to try and function.

Maybe it'd just be better to have the Winston Spencer Churchill of 1966

 

[two sheds]

A premonition of things to come?

 

[Pickman's model]

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A premonition of things to come?

 

[existentialist]

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A premonition of things to come?

I'd like to think that the filth won't be grinning quite so much...

 

[Pickman's model]

I'd like to think that the filth won't be grinning quite so much...

once he's thrown to the penguins their work is done

 

[two sheds]

I'd like to think that the filth won't be grinning quite so much...

you would if you'd just slapped the handcuffs on though

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Tory leadership debate live: Four candidates refuse to say if Boris Johnson is honest

 

[Calamity1971]

Revealed: Secret plan to pack Lords with Tory loyalists | ITV News

A plan to create new Tory-supporting lords has been proposed by the most influential political lobby group that advises the PM | ITV National News

www.itv.com

 

[Artaxerxes]

“National emergency”

UK heatwave: COBRA meeting held as national emergency declared over soaring temperatures

There is a 50% chance of temperatures reaching 40C somewhere in the UK, with the Met Office issuing its first-ever red warning for extreme heat. The UK Health Security Agency increased its heat health warning from level three to level four - a "national emergency".

news.sky.com

 

[oryx]

“National emergency”

UK heatwave: COBRA meeting held as national emergency declared over soaring temperatures

There is a 50% chance of temperatures reaching 40C somewhere in the UK, with the Met Office issuing its first-ever red warning for extreme heat. The UK Health Security Agency increased its heat health warning from level three to level four - a "national emergency".

news.sky.com

That just sums him up really.

 

[stavros]

“National emergency”

UK heatwave: COBRA meeting held as national emergency declared over soaring temperatures

There is a 50% chance of temperatures reaching 40C somewhere in the UK, with the Met Office issuing its first-ever red warning for extreme heat. The UK Health Security Agency increased its heat health warning from level three to level four - a "national emergency".

news.sky.com

Staff there will be holding a much bigger party next week.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

#bringbackboris is trending on teh tweeter

assorted tory loons, bots and people taking the piss...

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[SpookyFrank]

He's gonna put Nadine Dorries in the house of lords ffs.

 

[billy_bob]

He's gonna put Nadine Dorries in the house of lords ffs.

Just seen that. At least her alcoholism can go completely unremarked there I suppose.

 

[stavros]

He's gonna put Nadine Dorries in the house of lords ffs.

Is that a hunch, or have you heard stuff? Is his other die-hard, Mogg, going to get to test out sleeping on the red benches too?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is that a hunch, or have you heard stuff? Is his other die-hard, Mogg, going to get to test out sleeping on the red benches too?

Boris Johnson is threatening to set an “early test” for his successor by ensuring they have to face two early byelections as the new Tory leader, the Observer has been told.

The prime minister is planning to elevate at least two current MPs to the House of Lords well before the next election, triggering two contests that will test public support for whoever replaces him in Downing Street.

It is understood that he wants to hand peerages to Nigel Adams, a cabinet office minister and one of his closest allies, and culture secretary Nadine Dorries, who has emerged as one of his most loyal cabinet colleagues. Both have large majorities, but the combination of a recent Tory poll slump and its disastrous recent byelection record could make the contests a close call.

Johnson’s plan to give peerages to two MPs could leave successor facing early byelections

If PM elevates Nigel Adams and Nadine Dorries to Lords, byelections could be the acid test for new Tory leader

www.theguardian.com

 

[killer b]

It would be a good thing if Dorries goes to the lords IMO - if there's any single act that would perfectly demonstrate it a sham that need abolishing ASAP, then it's that. More of that kind of thing.

 

[bimble]

That’s shit news for me personally because I really very much want her to disappear from public view for ever, for the reason of not wanting the name nadine to become cemented in everyone’s mind as a byword for absolutely risible basketcase . Oh well.

 

[killer b]

They generally do disappear from view once they go to the lords though tbf

 

[bimble]

Don’t think she will, she’ll use it to do mad speeches just to get on telly.

 

[bimble]

Is there a max number of lords so that new ones are only crowned when the old ones die or what?

 

[8ball]

Is there a max number of lords so that new ones are only crowned when the old ones die or what?

There is some kind of limit on re-generations but people quarrel over what is technically canon.

 

[killer b]

Is there a max number of lords so that new ones are only crowned when the old ones die or what?

there isn't, hence the UK having the second largest legislature in the world (behind China)