PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[not-bono-ever]

nefarious and nebulous but all comes back to Jews eventually

 

[magneze]

this erm. isn't great.

Pathetic.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Fucking hell

 

[Wilf]

nefarious and nebulous but all comes back to Jews eventually

Yep and with deniability that it means that built in. Also, like most of drivel that flows from his mouth it's not something he actually believes.

 

[magneze]

WTF is the “deep state”?

Eton?

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[killer b]

I would speculate that this will maximise his value as a speaker for hire in the US.

Not so sure about that - the british ex-PM after dinner market is all captains of industry and the like - I suppose he may be keen on targeting the batshit Qanon market instead, but it doesn't really seem like his style.

 

[killer b]

can't really disagree there.

 

[Artaxerxes]

this erm. isn't great.

Fucking hell, he’s immune to most things because of parliamentary privilege but you’d hope the speaker would tell him to fuck off until he apologies for pedalling conspiracy bollocks

 

[cupid_stunt]

Johnson not looking very happy.

 

[Pickman's model]

Johnson not looking very happy.

Good

 

[Raheem]

Not so sure about that - the british ex-PM after dinner market is all captains of industry and the like - I suppose he may be keen on targeting the batshit Qanon market instead, but it doesn't really seem like his style.

I'm not sure he's of the stature to get megabucks that Blair, for example, got from universities and business foundations. He's going to be looking at the batshit crowd if anywhere, whether speaking or TV or whatever.

Maybe that's not on his mind, but he hasn't gifted us a "deep state" social media clip for no reason.

 

[Raheem]

He seems to have skipped the COBRA meeting for a taxpayer-funded experience day in a typhoon jet.

 

[Artaxerxes]

He seems to have skipped the COBRA meeting for a taxpayer-funded experience day in a typhoon jet.

Billed as teaching the RAF pilots how to fly with a compromised component

 

[spitfire]

He seems to have skipped the COBRA meeting for a taxpayer-funded experience day in a typhoon jet.

Given the opportunity I’d have been airside in split seconds. Fuck COBRA, what are they going to do, sack me?

 

[Raheem]

Given the opportunity I’d have been airside in split seconds. Fuck COBRA, what are they going to do, sack me?

Actually it seems like COBRA is on Monday, so the reason for not attending is that he's going to be hosting a party on Saturday.

 

[spitfire]

Actually it seems like COBRA is on Monday, so the reason for not attending is that he's going to be hosting a party on Saturday.

Well that’s different!

 

[Smangus]

The pilot should have ejected him while flying 50 foot off the ground, upside down. Another wasted opportunity

 

[Artaxerxes]

Given the opportunity I’d have been airside in split seconds. Fuck COBRA, what are they going to do, sack me?

Name checks out

 

[Pickman's model]

They'd have got Johnson to all the cobra meetings if they'd told him it was cobra lager

 

[two sheds]

Awwww it's sweet how she's snuggled up close to him.

The little sequence at 0;05 reminds me of someone out of the Young Ones, can't make up my mind whether it's Vyvyen or RIk going 'ner ner ner' with the little curled lip sneer.

 

[stavros]

Definitely Rick. Johnson is closer to Vyvyan, in his fuck-everyone-else attitude.

I'm now trying to think who would play Mike and Neil in the Tory party.

ETA: Zac Goldsmith for Neil?

 

[Raheem]

Rees-Mogg actually sounds a bit like Neil, IMO.

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

This may have been posted before (the pic, that is) but perhaps not with this comment

call sign 'charlie uniform november tango' was trending on teh tweeter earlier...

 

[Elpenor]

Time to press the ejector seat button for Johnson

 

[existentialist]

The pilot should have ejected him while flying 50 foot off the ground, upside down. Another wasted opportunity

"Oops "

 

[not-bono-ever]

So apparently him that shall not be named and disciple dorries were leathered at PMQ or whatever they yesterday after a few heart starters. The fucking arrogance of these scum

 

[not-bono-ever]

I’m very angry at this. We are paying these vermin to piss it up as they work their notice

 

[PR1Berske]