PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Cerv]

I assume he's going to fuck off being an MP at some point soon anyway. Why would he want to sit there all day in a room full of people who hate his guts?

I suppose it'll come down to what motivates him the most out of spite, laziness or greed.

As a back bencher he doesn’t actually have to do anything if he doesn’t want to. Just sit back and collect the salary.
At the same time he’s freed up to go back to lucrative newspaper columns, etc that had to give up when became minister.

And from his point of view the most important thing now is that the next PM must fail.
To prove the party was wrong to dump him. That Johnson had the special touch to reach parts of the electorate others can’t. Whether that’s just to secure this note in the history books or possibly open things for his glorious return.
Sniping from the bank benches, rebelling against the government whip, causing all the shit he did for May’s government - back bench MP is the place he wants to be for that and to bring Sunak or whoever down.

 

[AverageJoe]

Ie. Truss as PM, Sunak as Chancellor and Boris as Foreign Secretary?

 

[Ax^]

it an option but don't see it a likely one

would mean a hit in the polls during an election and having the explain
why they let a man who was sacked for his lack of integrity in office on the front bench


plus they could always just give Gove a job if they wanted a Scheming bastard in the ranks

 

[andysays]

Ie. Truss as PM, Sunak as Chancellor and Boris as Foreign Secretary?

If Truss does become PM, I can't see Sunak staying as Chancellor.

 

[Pickman's model]

If Truss does become PM, I can't see Sunak staying as Chancellor.

he can't stay as chancellor, he resigned and someone else has the job now

 

[belboid]

I assume he's going to fuck off being an MP at some point soon anyway. Why would he want to sit there all day in a room full of people who hate his guts?

I suppose it'll come down to what motivates him the most out of spite, laziness or greed.

He seems to believe that he can be pm again, so he’s going nowhere

 

[8ball]

he can't stay as chancellor, he resigned and someone else has the job now

Google says it is Kit Malthouse, though the picture search shows Rishi Sunak.
Microsoft think it is still Rishi Sunak.

 

[cupid_stunt]

He seems to believe that he can be pm again, so he’s going nowhere

No, he doesn't.

 

[8ball]

Still slowly gathering momentum....

Sign the Petition

Reinstate Boris Johnson as PM

www.change.org

 

[danny la rouge]

No, he doesn't.

My mind to your mind.

 

[8ball]

View attachment 333735

My mind to your mind.

People in glass kennels...

 

[danny la rouge]

People in glass kennels...

Shouldn’t be polystyrene stones?

 

[8ball]

Shouldn’t be polystyrene stones?

Indeed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Google says it is Kit Malthouse, though the picture search shows Rishi Sunak.
Microsoft think it is still Rishi Sunak.

Chancellor of the Exchequer - GOV.UK

www.gov.uk

 

[8ball]

Chancellor of the Exchequer - GOV.UK

www.gov.uk

Nice that someone seems to know.

 

[Wilf]

As a back bencher he doesn’t actually have to do anything if he doesn’t want to. Just sit back and collect the salary.
At the same time he’s freed up to go back to lucrative newspaper columns, etc that had to give up when became minister.

And from his point of view the most important thing now is that the next PM must fail.
To prove the party was wrong to dump him. That Johnson had the special touch to reach parts of the electorate others can’t. Whether that’s just to secure this note in the history books or possibly open things for his glorious return.
Sniping from the bank benches, rebelling against the government whip, causing all the shit he did for May’s government - back bench MP is the place he wants to be for that and to bring Sunak or whoever down.

He'll certainly want to get his revenge in on sunak, but I can't see him hanging around. There might be a couple of weeks while he entertains the fantasy of becoming the next next leader, but after that it's money time. Having said that, I have a vague feeling an MP gets a bigger pay off if they wait till the next election to go. But ultimately he'll be making 10 x his MPs salary, on books, US tours, chat shows etc. The chiselling cunt.

 

[bluescreen]

Google says it is Kit Malthouse, though the picture search shows Rishi Sunak.
Microsoft think it is still Rishi Sunak.

Malthouse is Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, and most senior person in the Cabinet Office after the PM. He runs COBRA etc. He worked for Johnson when the latter was Mayor, and has been responsible for reining in some of Johnson's more egregious appointments. A man worth keeping an eye on.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

will johnson get the 'sulking ex PM' seat in the commons that ted heath used to have?

or has theresa may already claimed it?

 

[Wilf]

Trying to work out which minister is in which role is pretty much like locating the cast of Dallas after Bobby Ewing came out of the shower.

 

[Bingoman]

will johnson get the 'sulking ex PM' seat in the commons that ted heath used to have?

or has theresa may already claimed it?

I think May has already claimed it atm

 

[Yossarian]

Maybe there should be a special seating area for the former PMs.

 

[cupid_stunt]

will johnson get the 'sulking ex PM' seat in the commons that ted heath used to have?

or has theresa may already claimed it?

I think May has already claimed it atm

 

[A380]

 

[stavros]

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"Tango, charlie" was just part of the shopping list for the Downing Street parties.

 

[A380]

"Tango, charlie" was just part of the shopping list for the Downing Street parties.

A kilo of Charlie and some whisky.

 

[A380]

 

[brogdale]

Cunt made sure we're left with the scab's charter:



Passable epitaph for blustercunt's administration....

This was a criminal offence. Now it’s an option for business.

 

[steeplejack]

Boris Johnson faces by-election humiliation as MPs try to ‘dance on his political grave’

PM could be left fighting for his political career if he is banned from Parliament for misleading House of Commons over partygate

www.telegraph.co.uk

Possible by-election for the blustercunt.

320 × 226

 

[Sue]

Cunt made sure we're left with the scab's charter:



Passable epitaph for blustercunt's administration....

No mention of 'holding the country to ransom.' Massive FAIL.

 

[two sheds]

Always 'unions' grinding the country to a halt, not 'unions on behalf of millions of workers ...'