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I’m very angry at this. We are paying these vermin to piss it up as they work their notice
For anybody who hasn't read it, there's a bit in Dune, under the Harkkonen regime, where party guests deliberately waste water in front of their servants and the poor (on a planet where people are a cup of water away from death).
 
I saw that and realised I don't know who the chancellor is. Is it Zahawi? Have we got people in key roles in government who were campaigning to replace that government at the same time?
Braverman is presumably still attorney general, although it's very possible she doesn't exactly know what that means.
 
The cunt was trolling, straight out of the American far right & Q 'dropping breadcrumbs' for the faithful to follow. Only not very subtle - and I can't believe I'm saying this but a bit less clever.

"Mission mostly accomplished. For now."

"
Hasta la vista, baby." What was Arnie's other catchphrase again? Oh yeah, I'll be back.
 
The cunt was trolling, straight out of the American far right & Q 'dropping breadcrumbs' for the faithful to follow. Only not very subtle - and I can't believe I'm saying this but a bit less clever.

"Mission mostly accomplished. For now."

"
Hasta la vista, baby." What was Arnie's other catchphrase again? Oh yeah, I'll be back.
It'd irritate the penguins but can't we just fast forward to the bit where Johnson is dropped into a crucible of liquid metal?
 
"Hasta la vista, baby." What was Arnie's other catchphrase again? Oh yeah, I'll be back.

just wondering - i know under vermin party rules, a leader who's quit can't stand in the leadership election that happens because of that.

but what if the new party leader quits after a short time?

:p
 
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just wondering - i know under vermin party rules, a leader who's quit can't stand in the leadership election that happens because of that.

but what if the new party leader quits after a short time?

:p
one who has quit can stand again - major did it and won. Only if you lose a VONC (in the tory party itself) can you not run again. So He could have tried standing again, but it wouldn't have gone well if he had.
 
one who has quit can stand again - major did it and won.

i thought they had changed the rules since then so they couldn't (there was some speculation about whether johnson would stand in this leadership election, and thought someone had established that he couldn't)

but at the risk of stating the obvious, i haven't got a copy of party rules to hand...
 
i thought they had changed the rules since then so they couldn't (there was some speculation about whether johnson would stand in this leadership election, and thought someone had established that he couldn't)

but at the risk of stating the obvious, i haven't got a copy of party rules to hand...
you're quite right! Schedule 2.2 - and it does only say 'consequent' election. Can't tell when that came in though, but it was definitely by 2009
 
I don't think it's likely this will happen, but amusing none the less

Partygate: Boris Johnson may face by-election if found to have misled MPs


Boris Johnson could face a by-election to remain as an MP if he is found to have misled Parliament over parties in Downing Street during lockdown. The outgoing prime minister is facing a Parliamentary inquiry over what he told MPs about the events. If it rules against him and he is suspended from the Commons for 10 days he could face a recall petition. This means voters in his Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituency could force a by-election for the seat.
 
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