PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[redcogs]

bimble should certainly try custard creme flavoured monster munch - absolutely adorable

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

The ticker tape on that is talking about May dealing with the EU.

 

[Petcha]

I bet there's a monster pissup going on in that garden right now. The shackles are off. No need to even pretend anymore. Get thee to the offie with all the luggage you can, interns.

 

[flypanam]

Could Carrie file for divorce too? Be nice to kick him when he's down.

Part of me worries for her and the kids, after all we started the week with Diane Abbot asserting that Johnson has an aggression towards women problem. It wouldn’t surprise me if he starts blaming her for everything going wrong.

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

I bet there's a monster pissup going on in that garden right now. The shackles are off. No need to even pretend anymore. Get thee to the offie with all the luggage you can, interns.

Part of me worries for her and the kids, after all we started the week with Diane Abbot asserting that Johnson has an aggression towards women problem. It wouldn’t surprise me if he starts blaming her for everything going wrong.

someone should get Carrie out of number 10 before the night is out

when he character break just after every leaves for the evening

 

[bimble]

Sod speculating about his wife either as victim or evil mastermind. She’s not stupid she’s probably been on the phone planning for 7 different comfortable contingencies she will be ok.

 

[redcogs]

Anyone else anticipating a war with Russia to save Bojo from relinquishing the PMship and oblivion?

 

[mojo pixy]

Fuck, someone else thought that too
I can't bring myself to rule it out completely..

 

[billy_bob]

I just ate a bag of the new giant sized monster munch and the remorse is instant and I blame boris Johnson and his crap non-resignation resignation speech.

i resorted to custard cremes for similar reasons. cept they are v tasty and the remorse less impactful

Look at this shameless conspicuous consumption - fucking champagne socialists

 

[redcogs]

Look at this shameless conspicuous consumption - fucking champagne socialists

custard cremes are a lower order form of conspicuous consumption than rushing out to buy a massive hummer though?

 

[bimble]

Look at this shameless conspicuous consumption - fucking champagne socialists

I am ashamed. I won’t eat them ever again until the next time.
Shame gets a bad rep but I think if Johnson taught us anything it’s that having none at all isn’t great either.

 

[Ax^]

Anyone else anticipating a war with Russia to save Bojo from relinquishing the PMship and oblivion?

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it getting like the bandwidthz in here

 

[redcogs]

I am ashamed. I won’t eat them ever again until the next time.
Shame gets a bad rep but I think if Johnson taught us anything it’s that having none at all isn’t great either.

i like you bimble. want a hug?

 

[bimble]

i like you bimble. want a hug?

No. But thank you.

 

[redcogs]

hugs are generally quite a good thing though. Underestimated really. i wont take it personally, but my offer will expire at midnight

 

[bimble]

God my weird hippy neighbour just met her at the bins, mentioned the news for something to say, she says she feels like Johnson has abandoned the sinking ship. People are so strange. As if he was helping.

 

[Dystopiary]

bimble should certainly try custard creme flavoured monster munch - absolutely adorable

Pickled onion for sure.

 

[Dystopiary]

Part of me worries for her and the kids, after all we started the week with Diane Abbot asserting that Johnson has an aggression towards women problem. It wouldn’t surprise me if he starts blaming her for everything going wrong.

Yeah, that incident back in 2019 when she was heard shouting "Get off me" sounded not ok.

 

[Dystopiary]

Look at this shameless conspicuous consumption - fucking champagne socialists

I've started on the cider I was too distracted to open last night, proper bourgeois here.

 

[billy_bob]

I've started on the cider I was too distracted to open last night, proper bourgois here.

As long as we're confessing. I got drunk on beer last night, but some of it was that stuff in cans with fancy artwork on, which is probably more expensive than champagne, litre for litre, so I'm proper fucking for it when the revolution comes.

 

[redcogs]

red red wine here. good for the heart muscle.

 

[Dystopiary]

As long as we're confessing. I got drunk on beer last night, but some of it was that stuff in cans with fancy artwork on, which is probably more expensive than champagne, litre for litre, so I'm proper fucking for it when the revolution comes.

Fancy cans ffs. Though I must confess the bottle here wasn't screw on, needed an actual bottle opener, the real shiny shit. At least it wasn't a corkscrew. Still, I'm a class traitor. Hic.

 

[two sheds]

I'm surprised nobody here has understood this aspect:

 

[Ax^]

hugs are generally quite a good thing though. Underestimated really. i wont take it personally, but my offer will expire at midnight

take the hug Bimble

 

[Ax^]

I'm surprised nobody here has understood this aspect:

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has anyone seen our resident Putin Bot lately

 

[redcogs]

take the hug Bimble

i'm in the mood now Ax'. Plus Northern Ireland womens footfall team are 3 - 1 up! i sense another hug offer coming on.

 

[Sprocket.]

I’m half expecting Cliff to re-release Carrie (Doesn’t Live Here Anymore)

 

[Dystopiary]

Don't pressure bimble guys. Really, no.

 

[redcogs]

i'm in the mood now Ax'. Plus Northern Ireland womens footfall team are 3 - 1 up! i sense another hug offer coming on.

oops they are 3 -1 down