PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Spymaster]

Ben Wallis. PM within a year.

Evens for the server fund.

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[Ax^]

and we been threatened with nuking by Putin again


is he upset about the money wasted or has Bojo made a calll

 

[killer b]

Ben Wallis. PM within a year.

Evens for the server fund.

Quote this post with your number

who's going to take your bet considering this guy is the frontrunner in all the polls?

 

[Elpenor]

Ben Wallis won’t win, I’ll take that bet.

Ben Wallace on the other hand… a contender

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

who's going to take your bet considering this guy is the frontrunner in all the polls?

Few quid to be made on surname pedantry tbf.

 

[scifisam]

Hugh Grant asked the people standing outside three houses of parliament to play the Benny hill theme on their phones, and they obliged

 

[Voley]

 

[Ax^]

did Ben Wallis not defend Boris

i'll take that bet everything to the server fund mind

a tenner

 

[Spymaster]

who's going to take your bet considering this guy is the frontrunner in all the polls?

He's a superb candidate.

I'll give you 3/1 for a tenner minimum

(offer only to KB)

 

[Bingoman]

did Ben Wallis not defend Boris

i'll take that bet everything to the server fund mind

a tenner

Who's Ben Wallis?

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[killer b]

He's a superb candidate.

I'll give you 3/1 for a tenner minimum

(offer only to KB)

I think he's probably going to win if he runs though?

 

[Ax^]

Who's Ben Wallis?

Ben Wallis won’t win, I’ll take that bet.

Ben Wallace on the other hand… a contender

 

[PR1Berske]

Not directly related to this thread though I offer it in good spirit and intention

 

[xenon]

Pickled onion for sure.

The only sane choice for these troubled times.

 

[stdP]

Anyone else anticipating a war with Russia to save Bojo from relinquishing the PMship and oblivion?

I think declaring war on the EU at Russia's side is more Johnson's style. After all, we have always been at war with EUania. There will be another photo-op posing with Zelensky shortly before stabbing him in the back. In crisis times such as that, you'd need to suspend Parliament completely and make being a member of an opposition party a capital offence. Dan Wooton and Nadine Dorries' unholy spawn will slither across the blighted land, laying waste to anything even faintly reeking of socialism or receiving licence fee money. Single mothers will be used in lieu of coal for a wholly renewable, carbon-neutral fuel and food source. Jacob Rees Mogg's Somerset Capital will pivot to being Debtors Prisons UK Plc and anyone* in debt to anyone (or a woman) will be considered one of his extended indentured servants until a lucky orphan's inheritance can be found to pay of their debts.

* Only the wrong sort of anyone of course. You know the type of people I'm talking about.

 

[xenon]

E2A, Never mind, fucked up quote.

 

[xenon]

Ben Wallis. PM within a year.

Evens for the server fund.

Quote this post with your number

Not taking that. Too obvious. I said Ben Wallis earlier. Not here, IRL.

 

[Humberto]

I'm surprised by how weak Johnson is. Thought he had some masterplan with a network. Turns out he was winging it on bluster and cocksure bluffing all along.

 

[Ax^]

i'm intrigued..


what was the masterplan...

 

[Sue]

i'm intrigued..


what was the masterplan...

Well we'll never know now, will we?

 

[pogofish]

I can thank Boris for a nice easy day today - On hearing the news, the member of the government I was working with cancelled all his appointments after mid-day and high-tailed it back to London on the first available flight. Did I go back to the office - hell no!

I did hear the words "This is not the best day to leave Westminster" said at one point.

 

[eatmorecheese]

The master plan involved kicking cans down the road in the hope something will crop up to distract. He's an expert at that. He's trying it still

 

[Humberto]

i'm intrigued..


what was the masterplan...

Him in charge for 3 terms for one.

 

[Ax^]

sorry do you mean the philandering bojo


was never a masterplan

not sure how the catholic priest at his wedding withstood the giggles

 

[Humberto]

sorry do you mean the philandering bojo


was never a masterplan

Well that's what I said.

 

[redcogs]

Blummin heck Bimble. i stayed up till gone midnight just to test your hug resolve.. Offer withdrawn now - no second chances. We will have to remain as passing acquaintances

 

[tonysingh]

Blummin heck Bimble. i stayed up till gone midnight just to test your hug resolve.. Offer withdrawn now - no second chances. We will have to remain as passing acquaintances

I'm offended you offered hugs to Bimble alone. Some of us could do with hugs too you know.

 

[redcogs]

Take a hug tony. Hugs are special, and i dont get enough either. There should be a hug an Urbaner week imo.

 

[Puddy_Tat]