PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Supine]

Had Larry the cat left yet?

 

[A380]

Have we got to the bit where he shoots Blondi, yet?

Gove's been seen coming back from the petrol station behind Waterloo with a jerrycan full of unleaded...

 

[Buddy Bradley]

I just went for a piss and the count went up by 3!

I'm sitting here browsing Reddit, and every time I look up the number's gone up by 1.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Well this is all very enjoyable isn’t it? I do hope it’s not wrapped up too quickly. Can we have another few days please!

Yeah Friday teatime would be good so I can get pissed and not worry about work in the morning.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Incredible liaison committee performance

This fucker isn’t going is he, cornered rat stuff. He’s gonna try and throw whole system out isn’t he, he’s got fuck all to lose.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Boris Johnson told by liaison committee that delegation of cabinet ministers is waiting in Downing Street to tell him to go – live

Prime minister says ‘so you say’ when told cabinet ministers waiting for him in Downing Street to tell him to quit

www.theguardian.com

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[The39thStep]

Final nail in the coffin

 

[DaveCinzano]

Gove's been seen coming back from the petrol station behind Waterloo with a jerrycan full of unleaded...

Can't he afford actual chang?

 

[Wilf]

Incredible liaison committee performance

This fucker isn’t going is he, cornered rat stuff. He’s gonna try and throw whole system out isn’t he, he’s got fuck all to lose.

I'd didn't take it from all his blather at the end that he will actually try and call an election and even if he does I'm sure there are layers of Privy Counsellors or summat to intervene. But still, uncharted waters for the last 100 years at least.

 

[bimble]

kwazi kwarteng, maybe he's next to jump, he was definitely sat there to BJ's right looking deeply uncomfortable and now he's gone. Maybe just popped to get a bit of lunch idk.

Yup! apparently this was right.

 

[Supine]

Transport Secretary has gone in. To organise a taxi for Boris?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Incredible liaison committee performance

This fucker isn’t going is he, cornered rat stuff. He’s gonna try and throw whole system out isn’t he, he’s got fuck all to lose.

FUCKING YES, LETS GOOOOOOO. BURN THIS HOUSE TO THE GROUND.


Sorry, bit excited.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Had Larry the cat left yet?

im worried johnson will take him hostage

 

[Artaxerxes]

Transport Secretary has gone in. To organise a taxi for Boris?

Fuck me Boris is never going then.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Can't he afford actual chang?

Surely we're at the point where a full jerry of unleaded is the ostentatious display of wealth, not the chang

 

[Kaka Tim]

nadine dorries for chancellor? rees moog all the other jobs?

 

[spitfire]

 

[existentialist]

Is it me or is Zahawi a 2D cardboard cutout

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He needs someone to take a couple of inches off his trouser legs.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

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I can't keep up, news tickers have stopped giving names. At this stage I've no idea if you're taking the piss or another has actually quit

 

[DaveCinzano]

The only possible downside to all this is the cacophony of ludicrously long, self-congratulory substacks Cummings is banging away at on his crusty-spunked keyboard right now

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[brogdale]

They don't need to.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Surely we're at the point where a full jerry of unleaded is the ostentatious display of wealth, not the chang

FPWM

 

[cupid_stunt]

I can't keep up, news tickers have stopped giving names. At this stage I've no idea if you're taking the piss or another has actually quit

Sky is showing it as 36.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

nadine dorries for chancellor? rees moog all the other jobs?

Suddenly we see why there's so many double-barrelled names in the ruling classes, it's so they can all pick up two cabinet jobs.

 

[spitfire]

I can't keep up, news tickers have stopped giving names. At this stage I've no idea if you're taking the piss or another has actually quit

Take the piss? Moi?

Nah it's another one biting the dust.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[teqniq]

Yes, I just saw this too. Why would they not change the rules? It's obvious so many of them want him gone.

 

[Wilf]

His whole approach when elected was to ignore all questions about his private life, his lies and the rest and it worked for the bullish Get Brexit Done moment. Today ... nope!