PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Calamity1971]

Dorries just gone in. Probably gonna knife them all for betraying Johnson.

 

[Calamity1971]

NADS HAS ENETERED THE BUILDING!

GONADS

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[Kaka Tim]

I have to say, the minute I saw it, I thought "what's the catch?" and suspiciously scanned the tweet

i dunno - give it an hour or so

 

[Rob Ray]

Well he can technically hold out until the new 1922 committee is voted in now, but ffs if the delegation is made up of Patel, Shapps, Zahawi, Kwarteng etc who's even left to work for him? Is it plausible he could be out by dint of being unable to recruit enough people to form a government despite having one of the the largest majorities of the post-war period?

 

[Kaka Tim]

Nadine will stand in front of him screaming "you will have to take me down first!!!"

 

[belboid]

and Zahawi in the job less that 24 hours

Which will make him the least harmful chancellor for at least twenty years

 

[brogdale]

Nadine will stand in front of him screaming "you will have to take me down first!!!"

I hope she's the continuity candidate...and I, for one, wish her well.

 

[Ax^]

Nadine will stand in front of him screaming "you will have to take me down first!!!"

 

[The39thStep]

Well he can technically hold out until the new 1922 committee is voted in now, but ffs if the delegation is made up of Patel, Shapps, Zahawi, Kwarteng etc who's even left to work for him? Is it plausible he could be out by dint of being unable to recruit enough people to form a government despite having one of the the largest majorities of the post-war period?

They could bring in agency staff?

 

[belboid]

As Tory MP Alec Shelbrooke came out of the 1922 Committee meeting, he was asked if the prime minister would still be in post by Monday. He replied: “Have you met anyone in the building that thinks that?”

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Nadine will stand in front of him screaming "you will have to take me down first!!!"

Just waiting for the next entrant to be a heavily armed Michael Fabricant.

 

[elbows]

Writing on that wallpaper is a costly business.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Dorries just gone in. Probably gonna knife them all for betraying Johnson.

<Breaking news, mass shooting in Downing St.>

 

[Smangus]

This is a glorious day,

 

[Smangus]

This is a glorious day,

 

[LDC]

VBIED straight into Number 10 driven by Dorries and Rees Mogg. I can dream.

 

[existentialist]

Wonder if he will start his own party, can graft money out of the gullible, get plenty of attention and get revenge on the tories at the next election.

He could always organise an insurrection. Get a bunch of gammons, crusty pensioners, and mad Brexiteers to storm the Houses of Parliament with their Zimmer frames , blue passports, and rolled-up copies of the Daily Mail.

 

[Artaxerxes]

This is a glorious day,

Don’t cheer to much, he might he replaced by someone competent instead of farcically self interested

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[bimble]

Writing on that wallpaper is a costly business.

lots of tears in building? thats just Dorries sat in a corridor somewhere isnt it.

 

[bcuster]

 

[DaveCinzano]

Just waiting for the next entrant to be a heavily armed Michael Fabricant.

Tasty piece stashed in his concealed-carry wig

 

[spitfire]

Good, so she'll burn with him.

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[LDC]

lots of tears in building? thats just Dorries sat in a corridor somewhere isnt it.

Was wondering where she was and had a look at her Wikipedia. She's been an MP since 2005, fucking hell that's depressing. She's also a member of the Cornerstone Group in the Tory Party, whose motto is the scary, 'Faith, Flag, and Family'. Cornerstone Group - Wikipedia

 

[existentialist]

Do you think they ring up Harrods and ask for the "assorted miscellaneous proletarian artisan mug set"?

"Chipped, or pristine, modom?"

"Oh, pristine, we're not trying that hard!"

 

[T & P]

His mistake has been not preparing the ground with an armed Januaryuly 6 mob converging on the Houses of Parliament demanding FREEEDOM.

They're all still at work, writing copy for the morning's edition of the Express, but as soon as they've clocked off for the day, they'll be there

 

[Supine]

Not quite the Churchillian moment he wanted I guess.

More like Hitler in the bunker

 

[T & P]

Grauniad reporting Patel has joined the delegation.

Patel.

Any chance she'll send him off to Rwanda?