PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Artaxerxes]

STOP
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Liz Kershaw has spoken

Did… did… she not support Boris? Do people think he’s genuinely got any moral compass?

 

[cupid_stunt]

I love seeing your balloons pop up.

I am looking forward to 99 being a red balloon.

 

[steveseagull]

He's put up a better show than Starmer. Is he a terrible centrist?

Yeah he has but he is a terrible centrist.

 

[Plumdaff]

He's put up a better show than Starmer. Is he a terrible centrist?

He was a Tory in Uni and very much of the right wing of Labour.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Is a terrible centrist better or worse than a good centrist? Which is more competent?

 

[spitfire]

 

[killer b]

I don't think Bryant is after the Labour leadership, he's always been like that

 

[Calamity1971]

38! Let's see ya balloons spitfire .

 

[Sue]

Was wondering where she was and had a look at her Wikipedia. She's been an MP since 2005, fucking hell that's depressing. She's also a member of the Cornerstone Group in the Tory Party, whose motto is the scary, 'Faith, Flag, and Family'. Cornerstone Group - Wikipedia

All a bit Kinder, Kuche, Kirche.

 

[spitfire]

He was a Tory in Uni and very much of the right wing of Labour.

Ta.

 

[two sheds]

and Zahawi in the job less that 24 hours

Well Zahawi is Chancellor of the Exchequer that's a very important post and is someone in authority. Who better?

 

[teuchter]

I very rarely watch the TV news these days, only turning it on occasionally when something of note is playing out.

Had a look just now and was reminded why I don't bother. It's awful. Here's their insightful analysis of the current situation via a wordcloud of resignation letters.

 

[spitfire]

Haha dude asked Mogg for a selfie (Sky).

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Calamity1971]

Mogg on his way to support nads.

 

[Calamity1971]

Haha dude asked Mogg for a selfie (Sky).

Would he show up on a photo?

 

[steveo87]

Civil war, bring it on !!

Cromwell, Oliver 1642.

 

[spitfire]

Would he show up on a photo?

He did swerve it...

 

[eatmorecheese]

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Rees Mogg on the right there

 

[A380]

VBIED straight into Number 10 driven by Dorries and Rees Mogg's chauffeur . I can dream.

FTFY

 

[The39thStep]

Apols for more Twitter video but this is priceless shit housing

 

[belboid]

I very rarely watch the TV news these days, only turning it on occasionally when something of note is playing out.

Had a look just now and was reminded why I don't bother. It's awful. Here's their insightful analysis of the current situation via a wordcloud of resignation letters.

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Poor teuchter - can’t whine that 40% isn’t a majority, so had to whine about a three second clip on the Beeb.

Make like boris, lad. And fuck off

 

[bimble]

Still don't see why he'd choose to resign, no matter who tells him he ought to.
There's no dignity left to salvage really is there, and he certainly doesn't care at all about whether there are enough 'competent' people left to put into the growing number of vacant jobs.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Buddy Bradley]

If he doesn't go tonight, it's going to be a very repetitive five days until the 1922 lot sort this out.

 

[Lurdan]

While there are lulls in the entertainment I highly recommend the #backboris hashtag on twitter.

 

[steveo87]

Mogg on his way to support nads.

What Boris Johnson needs is a strong, intelligent, and effective team to support him.

Unfortunately, only a drunk scouser and the baddie from a Charles Dickens novel were available.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[bimble]

If he doesn't go tonight, it's going to be a very repetitive five days until the 1922 lot sort this out.

I don’t know obvs but someone just sent this and it makes sense to me more than the idea that he’ll feel obliged to quit.

 

[steveo87]

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Not...David Duguid!!!!!


(No, me either.)