PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[two sheds]

I think you're all being harsh. I'd like to send him a message of support in the face of all these carping mouthpieces, and beg him to stay on behalf of all the 14 million voters who voted for HIM not the Conservative Party.

 

[steveo87]

What if he just locks the door?

GAS HIM OUT!!!

 

[DaveCinzano]

while Nadine and Nadim stroke his hair and make soothing noises.

Cosily nestled between a pair of Nads, you mean? Isn't that the sort of laissez-faire attitude towards propriety that kick-started all this off yesterday?

 

[steveo87]

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"...Yep, you're definitely fucked, chief..."

I'd love it (KEEGAN) if Reese-Mogg let the mask slide that little bit to the point he ended a statement with 'chief'.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

What if he just locks the door?

Or hides in the fridge.

 

[bimble]

He knows that he'd lose the VONC now doesn't he (cos of maths). So if he was going to do the rational thing he'd have resigned already wouldn't he.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[belboid]

It’s getting difficult to know what sport to watch tonight.

Gentleman’s tennis? Womens football? Raving gibbons bloodsports?

 

[spitfire]

What a fucking dickhead.

 

[steveo87]

To be fair to Johnson, he has every right to headbutt Zahawi.

 

[The39thStep]

Help is just around the corner

 

[killer b]

He knows that he'd lose the VONC now doesn't he (cos of maths). So if he was going to do the rational thing he'd have resigned already wouldn't he.

he's at the bargaining stage, we've still got depression before we get to acceptance. still hoping to see the lectern tonight mind.

 

[A380]

On conservative home someone suggested buying him a gold plated wallpaper stripper as a leaving gift.

But other posters were worried about BoJo being around any kind of stripper...


(BTW, disappointingly there seem to be no support for hi. in the comments. The swivel eyed loons who make the site so much fun are no where to be seen...)

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'd love it (KEEGAN) if Reese-Mogg let the mask slide that little bit to the point he ended a statement with 'chief'.

Like a posh Penfold

 

[ruffneck23]

I'm hoping it's today as it's my mates birthday and would like a double celebration, but I'm not so sure it it will happen tonight but very happy to be proven wrong, anyway the longer he stays the more toxic they become.

Win win except for the country in the mean time .

 

[Buddy Bradley]

I'm in a Dutch hotel so only able to watch BBC World News. They just cut away from coverage of Downing Street to bring us a weather update for Pakistan.

 

[steveo87]

I'm in a hotel so only able to watch BBC World News. They just cut away from coverage of Downing Street to bring us a weather update for Pakistan.

How's it looking?

 

[A380]

Whereas she is all over a brand-restoring cameo role in a reboot of the least-loved installment of a post-apocalypse action franchise

Is that what Paddington Three is going to be? Fantastic !

 

[spitfire]

I'm thinking of going over to C4 but Sky seem to be very well plugged in so am torn.

 

[teuchter]

Poor teuchter - can’t whine that 40% isn’t a majority, so had to whine about a three second clip on the Beeb.

Make like boris, lad. And fuck off

Thought I was actually posting something that most people would agree with for once.

 

[steveo87]

Is he dead yet?

Resigned, even.

 

[chilango]

Johnson has - apparently - just been on the phone with Windsor, so he'll have the opportunity to do whatever in that regard with impeccable timing

Probably just asked after Andrew, mind.

 

[bimble]

Win win except for the country in the mean time .

yep this, i'm thoroughly entertained but that's probably because i don't need any kind of functioning government that might spend 5 minutes thinking about doing useful stuff like helping me get food.

 

[redcogs]

I'm hoping it's today as it's my mates birthday and would like a double celebration, but I'm not so sure it it will happen tonight but very happy to be proven wrong, anyway the longer he stays the more toxic they become.

Win win except for the country in the mean time .

i'm 71 today! If we are mates i didn't know :-(

Probably you have more than one mate? Its traditional for mates to supply gifts init? Yet i've received nowt from anyone named ruffneck23 or anything even close. Obvs you have lost my address. As a delicate flower my feeling are hurt. Nae wurries. ;-D

 

[belboid]

i'm 71 today! If we are mates i didn't know :-(

Probably you have more than one mate? Its traditional for mates to supply gifts init? Yet i've received nowt from anyone named ruffneck23 or anything even close. Obvs you have lost my address. As a delicate flower my feeling are hurt. Nae wurries. ;-D

What better present do you want than this, you greedy fucker?

 

[Buddy Bradley]

i'm 71 today!

Happy birthday redcogs, hope you receive the ultimate present from BoJo the Birthday Clown shortly.

 

[RedRedRose]

He's a classics man, he purportedly wants to die in battle.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I'm thinking of going over to C4 but Sky seem to be very well plugged in so am torn.

Yep, I've stuck with Sky all day as I knew the BBC would keep cutting away every five minutes to talk about fucking Wimbledon or the bloody weather.

 

[JimW]

He's a classics man, he purportedly wants to die in battle.

Lone man against reality staring him in the face.

 

[spitfire]

Yep, I've stuck with Sky all day as I knew the BBC would keep cutting away every five minutes to talk about fucking Wimbledon or the bloody weather.

Tried C4 but they are (naturally) doing a recap so back to Sky. Also Sky have the ticker and I have balloons to post.