PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Lurdan]

Surely a parody account?

Seems not.


#BackBoris ftw

 

[killer b]

Yep, I've stuck with Sky all day as I knew the BBC would keep cutting away every five minutes to talk about fucking Wimbledon or the bloody weather.

forecast looks pretty good for the next few days, would be good to have him done before the weekend

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Tried C4 but they are (naturally) doing a recap so back to Sky. Also Sky have the ticker and I have balloons to post.

Pssst... Post the next one early. It could be this thread Beth Rigby keeps checking on her phone

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'm in a Dutch hotel so only able to watch BBC World News. They just cut away from coverage of Downing Street to bring us a weather update for Pakistan.

No youtube?

Sky News is on there.

 

[TopCat]

BBC
The 1922 committee of Tory MPs won't be changing its rules to allow another confidence vote in Johnson - though elections to the committee next week could change that

 

[Calamity1971]

I'm thinking of going over to C4 but Sky seem to be very well plugged in so am torn.

Channel 4 has been better. Journalist saying they are trying to corner the beast and tranqualise him

 

[Dogsauce]

Fucking hell, we’ve had a thirty pages in the last couple of days and nobody has mentioned Gazza and a fishing rod yet. It’s almost like we’re not living in the noughties anymore.

 

[brogdale]

Channel 4 has been better. Journalist saying they are trying to corner the beast and tranqualise him

Opened in front of No.10 with the statement that "there's a dead man walking inside"

 

[chilango]

How's the GB News coverage?

 

[Calamity1971]

Opened in front of No.10 with the statement that "there's a dead man walking inside"

Channel 4 news has nothing to lose now.

 

[bimble]

He's refused to see the 'delegation' who went there to tell him to go away all in one room at the same time and is instead having them sit in front of him one by one? It's not fair that we don't get to watch this excruciating process.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Channel 4 has been better. Journalist saying they are trying to corner the beast and tranqualise him

 

[kenny g]

I wish I could turn up for work in the state of the MP for Ashfield on C4 right now. 6 pints down by 7pm? I've been cutting back in expectation of tomorrow morning and this arsehole is half cut on national TV.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Bunch of teenagers in the background of the BBC coverage from inside the Houses of Parliament. Not sure if they're on a field trip or being briefed on their new cabinet posts.

 

[ruffneck23]

i'm 71 today! If we are mates i didn't know :-(

Probably you have more than one mate? Its traditional for mates to supply gifts init? Yet i've received nowt from anyone named ruffneck23 or anything even close. Obvs you have lost my address. As a delicate flower my feeling are hurt. Nae wurries. ;-D

Happy birthday, you're not going to believe what I sent to the wrong address , sorry

 

[Calamity1971]

Trying to keep her job when the next wanker takes over.

 

[spitfire]

OK on C4 now so my balloons may be delayed in the event of any further resignations.

 

[cupid_stunt]

How's the GB News coverage?

I hopped on there earlier, during a rare ad break on Sky, they were discussing immigrants crossing the channel.

 

[brogdale]

kinnel, Davis is a few down

 

[kenny g]

If Priti wields a knife it will stick.

 

[steveseagull]

The Times: Priti Patel has joined the rebels

 

[DaveCinzano]

It's okay, Nads has one last trick up her sleeve for those treacherous bastards

 

[cupid_stunt]

On the 6th June?

 

[Calamity1971]

Nads twitter feed should be fun tonight once she's soaked in gin.

 

[Doctor Carrot]

What was that bloke shouting on channel 4? Justice for who?

 

[Calamity1971]

What was that bloke shouting on channel 4? Justice for who?

Justice for something?
Could be protesters who are in prison. His poster had ' kill the bill on'.

 

[T & P]

To be fair to Johnson, he has every right to headbutt Zahawi.

He was equally treacherous himself in the immediate aftermath of the Brexit referendum, when he cynically backstabbed Michael Gove, mind…

 

[PR1Berske]

On the 6th June?

I can only offer my apologies on behalf of a Twitter account I don't follow for their hasty typo, though sometimes the race to type overtakes the race for accuracy