PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Nine Bob Note]

im worried johnson will take him hostage

I'm worried johnson will name him education secretary

 

[Artaxerxes]

Hahahahaha burn it down

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Where have the BBC hidden Chris Mason, seems a shame he doesn't get to be in front of the cameras today.

 

[The39thStep]

They are holding elections for a new Exec Monday and its possible/likely that the rules will be amended then

 

[The39thStep]

Where have the BBC hidden Chris Mason, seems a shame he doesn't get to be in front of the cameras today.

More importantly, where is Paul Mason and a bespoke mind map for this occasion?

 

[Calamity1971]

I can't keep up, news tickers have stopped giving names. At this stage I've no idea if you're taking the piss or another has actually quit

Never doubt spitfire 's balloons.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Are we at the point where defenestration has become a real possibility?

 

[Storm Fox]

He has no shame or conscience.

 

[spitfire]

Never doubt spitfire 's balloons.

 

[Smangus]

Are we at the point where defenestration has become a real possibility?

Oh me hopeful....

 

[two sheds]

His mistake has been not preparing the ground with an armed Januaryuly 6 mob converging on the Houses of Parliament demanding FREEEDOM.

 

[Wilf]

So, they had the televised unity cabinet meeting yesterday. At the end:
'So, just the date of next meeting, two weeks?
- perhaps a little earlier Prime Minister.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Will he actually go to downing street? he'll probably rock up at wimbledon and then turn his phone off and go on a massive coke bender.

 

[steveseagull]

Johnson could simply not go back to No 10 for a few days until this has all blown over.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Smangus]

Not quite the Churchillian moment he wanted I guess.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Yes, I just saw this too. Why would they not change the rules? It's obvious so many of them want him gone.

I suspect they are expecting the threat of mass resignations of cabinet members should tip him over the edge, saving them from changing the rules.

If it doesn't work, they can change the rules next week, after the new executive is elected.

 

[golightly]

Johnson could simply not go back to No 10 for a few days until this has all blown over.

He's there now apparently.

 

[Calamity1971]

Johnson could simply not go back to No 10 for a few days until this has all blown over.

Rigby saying he's in there. Must have sneaked in the back way.

 

[The39thStep]

 

[steveo87]

I'm looking forward to Dorries in tears, drunk, call the Tory party 'Yous lot are bastards.'

 

[belboid]

Grauniad reporting Patel has joined the delegation.

Patel.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Not quite the Churchillian moment he wanted I guess.

Well maybe this churchill moment -

 

[teqniq]

I suspect they are expecting the threat of mass resignations of cabinet members should tip him over the edge, saving them from changing the rules.

If it doesn't work, they can change the rules next week, after the new executive is elected.

The only trouble with that is that he's shown time and time again that he has no shame whatsoever only unadulterated self-interest. I wonder if he really will go back to number 10? Particularly as he's likely to have been warned what's waiting for him there.

 

[Dystopiary]

Cold War Steve, prescient last night?



Alt text: Johnson naked apart from union jack undies and QAnon shaman hat standing at no 10 door with inferno inside behind him, weilding a broom. Nadine Dorries looking angry stands ahead with a long shovel, glaring at Sunak as he departs. Savid Javid is walking away. A copper, standing outside, looks over at Johnson.

 

[existentialist]

I know sorry, my friend got me with it so I'm sharing the love. I got really excited for a split second and saw the date.

I have to say, the minute I saw it, I thought "what's the catch?" and suspiciously scanned the tweet

 

[Ax^]

Grauniad reporting Patel has joined the delegation.

Patel.

and Zahawi in the job less that 24 hours

 

[ska invita]

Labour MPs voted 172-40 against Corbyn and ultimately Corbyn carried on - I think Johnson should have the courage of his convictions and get brexit done

 

[steveseagull]

NADS HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!

 

[cupid_stunt]

The only trouble with that is that he's shown time and time again that he has no shame whatsoever only unadulterated self-interest. I wonder if he really will go back to number 10? Particularly as he's likely to have been warned what's waiting for him there.

It's reported he's back in No. 10, if there're mass resignations from the cabinet, he's fucked, because there's no one to fill those positions.

Now Dorries has turned-up there.

And, no, there's not a joke.