PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

I still need the loo!

Sometimes going is the only way to get things to happen

 

[cupid_stunt]

I still need the loo!

Grab a bucket.

 

[The39thStep]

Before anyone starts I haven't vetted the Tweet account this is on but it made me laugh

 

[spitfire]

I'd start downloading 36 now.

And, 37 to 99.

I hope the next one I need is a massive 1.

 

[A380]

'A watched incompetent psychopath never resigns'

 

[brogdale]

Apparently a group of FIVE cabinet members are waiting at Downing Street to tell him to fuck off.

Could be a great evening of fun when blustercunt tells them to fuck off

 

[bimble]

"all flesh is grass"
you what ?
Oh its the old testament, quoting from which is never a great sign is it.

 

[stavros]

Of course Johnson's not going to commit to Bernard Jenkin. The ex Mrs Johnsons will confirm that.

 

[teqniq]

Hahaha. To the sound of the track 'The backstabbers'



E2a:



Definitely this:

 

[Nine Bob Note]

'A watched incompetent psychopath never resigns'

Well, Patel's just joined the rebel group in no 10

 

[steveseagull]

Sounds like Priti Patel is in the delegation according to Sky. There is just going to be Nads left

 

[Calamity1971]

Patel in 10 now!

 

[Supine]

I still need the loo!

I just went for a piss and the count went up by 3!

 

[Pickman's model]

Well, Patel's just joined the rebel group in no 10

Once the minister with responsibility for the police has defected there's no way back

 

[two sheds]

I just went for a piss and the count went up by 3!

Go for another one, quick.

 

[Pickman's model]

I just went for a piss and the count went up by 3!

Now go for a dump

 

[A380]

Could be a great evening of fun when blustercunt tells them to fuck off

I've always complained that the BBC and Sky bother to use their news helicopters to provide live footage of Downing Street when there is political news going on. But I think tonight there is a fair chance BoJo could climb up on the roof and start hoying slates at the coppers.

 

[Pickman's model]

Sounds like Priti Patel is in the delegation according to Sky. There is just going to be Nads left

That's cos the rebel team didn't pick her

 

[Wilf]

Sounds like Priti Patel is in the delegation according to Sky. There is just going to be Nads left

Her and mogg might stand and fight for a bit, though fabricant will have long since legged it.

 

[spitfire]

Whither Mogg?

 

[Calamity1971]

I just went for a piss and the count went up by 3!

I could hear Patel was in 10 from the loo upstairs and nearly fell down the stairs.

 

[A380]

I just went for a piss and the count went up by 3!

Go again!

 

[Pickman's model]

I've always complained that the BBC and Sky bother to use their news helicopters to provide live footage of Downing Street when there is political news going on. But I think tonight there is a fair chance BoJo could climb up on the roof and start hoying slates at the coppers.

Who will be joining a baying mob calling for him to jump

 

[planetgeli]

Well, Patel's just joined the rebel group in no 10

This is all getting a bit "yeah I saw the Sex Pistols at the Free Trade Hall"

 

[cupid_stunt]

Well, Patel's just joined the rebel group in no 10

Meanwhile Dorries has chained herself to the railings, blocking the No. 10 front door.

 

[Pickman's model]

Whither Mogg?

Back home I suppose to nanny

 

[Wilf]

Sounds like Priti Patel is in the delegation according to Sky. There is just going to be Nads left

'I didn't know I'd called an impromptu cabinet meeting... oh'

 

[brogdale]

Her and mogg might stand and fight for a bit, though fabricant will have long since legged it.

Have we got to the bit where he shoots Blondi, yet?

 

[Wilf]

Whither Mogg?

Praying in the family chapel or intoning a Latin mass.

 

[MrCurry]

Well this is all very enjoyable isn’t it? I do hope it’s not wrapped up too quickly. Can we have another few days please!