PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Pretty much this. They are sat waiting for him when he gets home.
chilango
Hypothetical Wanker
I think he'll get his driver to go the long way round.Pretty much this. They are sat waiting for him when he gets home.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Why wait until Monday, when they could do it tomorrow, and start the new leadership race on Monday?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
That's a devil of a choice, Johnson or Sir Keithly Shammer. On way to get a bottle of bubbly for Mrs model for when the vile worm departs and is taken into the care of the adelie penguins
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
I was wondering if he might head off on a bender.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Perhaps via his local branch of Revolvers And Whisky R Us.
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Buddy Bradley
Pantheistic solipsist
Expertly backed himself into a corner there. 
"Some people have problems with alcohol."
"Should there be some help for those people?"
"Yes, definitely."
"That's your job."
"Oh..."
"Some people have problems with alcohol."
"Should there be some help for those people?"
"Yes, definitely."
"That's your job."
"Oh..."
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Johnson 'I've come to the conclusion there's a problem with behaviour', yes, yours! 
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
"Why do you think integrity in public life has become such an issue under your leadership?"
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
He's getting on with the job. Fucking hell, trump the second.
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
I don't think I can take any more schadenfreude!
Oh wait, yes I can.
Oh wait, yes I can.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Expertly backed himself into a corner there.
I can't parse his responses at all tbh. It's just word salad.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
He'll have to be getting on with all the jobs, cos every other cunt quit!
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
He's been spending a very long time in the headmaster's office.
A reception committee awaits him on his way out.
A reception committee awaits him on his way out.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
They could do with a bit of knife crime in the Palace of Westminster, surely as a soi-disant classicist Johnson would jump at the chance to go out like Julius Caesar
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
He'd want the pay for all of them
Rob Ray
Weight is meaningless
I know it's an issue of scheduling rather than deliberation, but his worst political enemy could not have planned a more socially painful way for him to go. Rinsed by his political critics in front of millions of people who know, unlike him, that his career is now being measured in hours.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Good on noakes for bringing that up..Fuck me, he's reducing the Pincher stuff down to 'alcohol', the fucking cunt.
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