PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[steveo87]

Is there anyone in the Cabinet called 'Pat' or Patrick or whatever, I've got an idea for a meme...

 

[BassJunkie]

The most compelling TV I've enjoyed in years.

 

[contadino]

If he starts blubbing, could you use spoiler codes please as I'm going to watch it when I'm having my tea. Thanks

 

[bluescreen]

Ooh, onto the Pincher movement

 

[Calamity1971]

He's really fucking losing it isn't he

 

[Rob Ray]

Almost incoherent, I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't Boris fucking Johnson.

 

[Storm Fox]

He's inferred he'd call an election again.

 

[brogdale]

He's really fucking losing it isn't he

yeah, Wragg really got him going

 

[spitfire]

More rumours and scuttlebutt.

 

[belboid]

NEW
Posted at 16:2816:28

BREAKINGGroup of cabinet ministers will tell PM to go​

A group of cabinet ministers are about to tell the PM to resign, including the chief whip, the BBC understands.


Ha and indeed, ha

 

[Plumdaff]

He's going on about early elections, he's going to threaten to force one. As if it wasn't evident, he doesn't give a flying fuck about anything but his own skin.

(as a matter of principle I think when there's a change of PM there probably should be an election. I doubt Johnson has this, or any other, point of principle)

 

[Calamity1971]

Ooo c'mon Chris .

 

[Wilf]

If everyone has a personal hell, for johnson it would be stuck in front of the this committee for all eternity.

 

[bimble]

someone just asked him about the difference between ambition & delusion and it made him say more of the same stuff but louder.

 

[Rob Ray]

"I've been told things about people round this table ..." you sure about that route Boris?

 

[teqniq]

Not having a telly i am following comments on here (thank you all) but just watched this on Twitter. Waffling gibberfest:

 

[Calamity1971]

All the sex pests are supporting me
I knew Chris would be good.

 

[JimW]

It's not strength at all, it's not even thick skin either. It's that unshakeable belief in his right to whatever he wants; these questions don't matter, because it's all part of the standards to which other people are held. Not him.

Can't say they don't deliver what you pay for when you dump your spawn at Eton.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Squirming about the words he used

 

[pinkmonkey]

Come on, come on!

 

[Rob Ray]

I'm literally watching this bit through interlaced fingers. The Office could only aspire to this level of cringe humour.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

He's inferred he'd call an election again.

Implied.

 

[steveseagull]

lol

 

[Wilf]

FFS, wanted to hear the exchanges with Bryant!

 

[Calamity1971]

We should've hired the Odeon for this one. Popcorn and beers,What a day out.

 

[Elpenor]

32, apparently; tea break must be over

Can he get his century before the end of the day?

 

[spitfire]

"most workplaces"

 

[spitfire]

 

[two sheds]

Not having a telly i am following comments on here (thank you all) but just watched this on Twitter. Waffling gibberfest:

As someone else who can't find the broadcast, thank you for that Public Service announcement.

 

[cupid_stunt]

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