PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Rob Ray]

I'm half hoping he'll just stop halfway through a sentence, sigh, say "fuck it none of this matters does it" and walk out (I know he won't but still).

Lol he's being read his own text about governments running out of steam.

 

[bimble]

he is quite amazing to observe, absolutely thickest skin i've ever seen on a human.

 

[Wilf]

Millionaire Shortbread?

 

[pinkmonkey]

Will anyone will lose their temper with him? He's incredible. I can't believe what I'm seeing.

 

[brogdale]

Quite a moment there when asked if he should go and...the retreat to Ukraine straight away. It's sad and genuinely pathetic.

 

[Wilf]

he is quite amazing to observe, absolutely thickest skin i've ever seen on a human.

Yep, rhino's are looking on in awe.

 

[brogdale]

Yep, rhino's are looking on in awe.

World beating malevolent narcissism

 

[SpookyFrank]

he is quite amazing to observe, absolutely thickest skin i've ever seen on a human.

He's always seemed incredibly fragile and insecure to me. Lashes out at the slightest criticism. What you're watching is denial, not resilience.

 

[cupid_stunt]

And, whilst this is going on, the 1922 executive has started their meeting ahead of the main meeting open to all back-benchers, I would love to be a fly on the wall in there.

 

[Wilf]

This committee appearance is probably his last act. The cunt.

 

[brogdale]

32, apparently; tea break must be over

 

[spitfire]

 

[kenny g]

This is a man who was consistently dishonest with his former wife, an extremely competent QC, so for him being in the dog house under cross examination is just par for the course.

 

[bimble]

He's always seemed incredibly fragile and insecure to me. Lashes out at the slightest criticism. What you're watching is denial, not resilience.

Yes, it doesn't look like strength, something more like delusional faith in the power of his own will idk. He did get to be PM after all, just cos he wanted to.

 

[cupid_stunt]

32, apparently; tea break must be over

Which interestingly is the number required to switch their vote from for to against the cunt.

 

[pinkmonkey]

Yes, it doesn't look like strength, something more like delusional faith in the power of his own will idk.

Doesn’t give a fuckery

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sir Robert Neill, 'how important is truth?'

 

[brogdale]

Bob Neill getting the grey suit on...

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It's not strength at all, it's not even thick skin either. It's that unshakeable belief in his right to whatever he wants; these questions don't matter, because it's all part of the standards to which other people are held. Not him.

Yes, it doesn't look like strength, something more like delusional faith in the power of his own will idk. He did get to be PM after all, just cos he wanted to.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Chairman: "We're gonna move on now to integrity in politics and I hope the primeminister will stay long enough for us to finish"

 

[Rob Ray]

Another one gone - five since he started the meeting. Two more and it'll be 10% of the entire party having handed in their resignation within 24 hours.

 

[pinkmonkey]

Another one gone - five since he started the meeting. Two more and it'll be 10% of the entire party having handed in their resignation within 24 hours.

Absolutely amazing!

 

[Wilf]

He's digging himself in further with this stuff.

 

[Wilf]

Proper fucking skewering this.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Very enjoyable.

 

[brogdale]

 

[pinkmonkey]

Best telly for years

 

[brogdale]

He really hates Wragg

 

[Rob Ray]

They got him bobbing like a bobblehead, he's right at the end of his tether here.